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Behind the fabulous life

"Hey Renji see you at the party"

"sure thing man"

Kurosaki Ichigo is one of the youngest and most successful "big boss" of the weaponry business. For a guy around his twenties he's doing pretty well off. Rich, hansom, smooth, cool and just a little more that average "tall dark and hansom". His looks can swoon the female and some times part of the male population in japan. But sadly to those fan girls and ...boys he has wife, a pretty brute of a "midget".

At home

"Honey you ready for the party yet?Your taking too long getting ready" groaned Ichigo as he paced about their house

"I'm coming you impatient strawberry" Shouted back his wife, Kurosaki Rukia.

Once known as the silent Kuchiki princess, her family ran a more traditional but deadly weapon making and defense. Her family did create unique modern day weapons but the razor blade of a japanese samurai sword has the capability to match the rank of snipers, machine guns and many other weaponry. The reason Rukia married Ichigo was uncertain but rumors say that Ichigo treated Rukia like a normal person, others say they were arranged in this marriage and the rest of the crowd (who were perverted) say they were playing games of "Knives, amunition and bombs".

But even though they cleared out that they loved each other, there were questions about the lovely couple, that if they really loved each other, if they married for statis,if they married to play a little "Hide and go seek" or black mail. But for certain they loved each other...

"I wonder Rukia, will you every grow again or will you shrink down to an inch when you're old" Ichigo said looking down at his wife

"What did you call me big foot?" Rukia questioned in a scary manner that sent lightning throughout there bedroom

Rukia slide her dress up to pull out little daggers and a huge blade from her thigh. Ichigo then pulled out his Tsais from his sleeves and the battle begins.
"Ichi"

"Ni"

"San"

"SHI, GO"screamed the couple in unison.Flashes of blades went back and forth between the couple. Rukia shot her daggers and with great force pinned Ichigo against the very sturdy shoji closet door.

"Damn woman, you ruined the suit"

"you started it smarty" Rukia said with a dark smirk. "So you want to play dirty midget? Oh we'll play dirty"said Ichigo suddenly no longer pinned, pushing Rukia against the wall, Ichigo then planted his lips on hers gently and innocent soon worn off to a passionate tongue war. Breathlessly they pulled away, staring into each other's eyes. The deep brown, soft pools of a warm chocolate and the enchanting pools of amethyst burned with passion and lust.
"No Ichigo, not the time"

"Fine be that way"

"Ichigo we have to get to a party"

"It's not important"

"It's a birthday party"

"So another person is getting old, come on Rukia you know you want to"

"It will ruin the dress"

"So at least we will have some fun. We'll get dirty"

"No Kurosaki Ichigo"

"Yes Kurosaki Rukia. You will strip out of that and put on protection"

"Fine have it your way"

Rukia then put on a protective chest plate , helmet and goggles as well as Ichigo.The most civilized way to play dirty is using paintball guns. Guess no party after all.


Later

Hours past by as the couple final rested after their "dirty" games. Rukia's evening wear was some what ruined. Splatters of yellow, blue and green were plastered all over the hem of her midnight blue dress.

"Bakamono, you ruined my dress"Rukia exclaimed as she used what's left of her strength to right hook Ichigo's face, but failed to make contact to even his chin.

"HA, you missed and you started it Wifey" the messy strawberry blond spatted back nonchalantly.

It was silent, he didn't hear a word spatted back at him. When he turned around to face Rukia he saw her sleeping. Her nose was snuggling into his back, murmuring a language consisting of Latin(A/N:The dead Language one.Roman one), French, Cantonese, Japanese and Korean. Ichigo then just smiled sweetly at her sleeping form, that didn't last long until he felt a presence of another being, a stranger.

The stranger crept into the Kurosaki's living room, sacking a Swarovki glass Panda with crystal bamboo shoots. He then eyed an original Picasso. Creeping slowly in the shadows of the house, he slowly began to reach for it. Making sure not to make a sound, he moved his hand to the painting then, fwoot, there was a a dart in his hand. A surge of pain went through his hand, down his arm, slowly the feeling of pain and numbness quickly went through his arm.

"SON OF A BIT-"

"Watch your tongue, get out now and you will be spared" Ichigo said darkly as he pointed his sword at the man's stomach.

The man then dropped the goods and ran screaming "GRANNY".

Ichigo then went back upstairs to his bedroom, when he saw a man in black struggling to kidnap his wife . Rukia then woke up and stabbed the man in all black with one of her tsaisΒ Β , tearing his Achilles heel. The man screamed in pain as he stumbled to the ground. Ichigo then stared at awe as he saw his wife tie up the man to a chair, gagging the man with rope and duck tape.

Until then they wait....
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Comments: 9

SebastianMerissa [2011-10-18 00:55:41 +0000 UTC]

nicey o' nice! bleach + crazy weapons version of mr. and mrs. smith XD

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grimmylover101 [2009-11-18 09:58:55 +0000 UTC]

wait so its sorta like mr. and mrs. smith
the movie
but your useing bleach place as the stuff instead
cool
love the story

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Suchienku-GA [2008-09-02 01:00:41 +0000 UTC]

nice story^^

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xxxwhylovexxx [2008-05-21 21:48:16 +0000 UTC]

oh my god..i love it pleas make another as such amzingly great at this(sory for my nerdy words)anyways plz make another

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Swtlitowaiyi In reply to xxxwhylovexxx [2008-05-22 22:08:31 +0000 UTC]

I'll find time to continue this story and all my others and future ones xD thank you for the positive review/comments xD

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WEE1BEE [2008-01-09 04:17:27 +0000 UTC]

Awsome!I want more!XD

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Swtlitowaiyi In reply to WEE1BEE [2008-01-09 21:08:32 +0000 UTC]

The story would be continued on fan fiction ..here's the link -

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click it and go to the third chapter if continuation of the story

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ifailatlife [2007-12-26 02:31:46 +0000 UTC]

I found this hilarious lol!!!

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howeverlonely [2007-12-23 02:14:23 +0000 UTC]

Niiice! XD' even though I never really know the characters of Bleach...XD"''' nice fanfic and plot...XD"''' I just read it being clueless of some of the characters..XD"

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