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Published: 2017-02-07 00:51:56 +0000 UTC; Views: 991; Favourites: 5; Downloads: 0
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Description Gee, A Vampire Dog That Eats Nothing But Jello, Shocker!

Goosebumps Is A Better Story.

I Thought I Was Expecting Cujo Or Devil Dog From Hell Or Man's Best Friend Or Zoltan: Hound Of Dracula, But It's Not Even A Real Horror Story At All, It's Mostly About The Kid Trying Fitting In At His New School With His Mother As A Failure Of Everything. It's Like He's Being Carrie White.

And If I Was Skylar In The Movie I Tell Her "Friends" To Keep Their Friendship. They're Bad Friends.

And The "Villains" Are Pointless Because Their Not A Part Of This Plot About Trying To Fit In At A New School.All They Wanted Is One DNA Sample Of A Dog, Just One! Why Can't They Ask For The Sample? It's Ok To Ask!

For Some Reason, Fang Sounds Like Albert Brooks (The Actor Who Voiced Marlin And Tiberius). But Thank God It's Not Albert Brooks

They Ruin The Accurate History Of Vlad The Impaler, A Historical Hero To Wallachia

I Could Imagine The Ending That If The Boy Fucks Up In The Battle Of The Band And Everybody Laughs At Him, He Will Unleash His Vampire Dog Powers (Bobsheaux Say He Could've Sworn Fang Bites Him) And Destroys The Auditorium, Killing Everyone Like Carrie. Skylar Was The Only One To Escape

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