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My one-hundred and sixteenth caption, featuring my first attempt at an Isakai-style transformation, with a lot of Konosuba influence.

All image credits go to:
AyulC103新刊委託中

I do not claim any ownership over the image used. Please support the artist!

(Transcript)

As soon as the car hit me, I knew I was dead. Metal moving at those kinds of speeds usually tended to result in some rather permanent changes to whatever it hit, and being the idiot I was, I tried to be the hero and save the girl that had wandered into the crosswalk, staring at her phone. Now I was in a bright white void, wondering if I was going to Heaven (something I seriously doubted), Purgatory, or some kind of Hell. I simply accepted my fate.

“So, you’re the newest soul to end up here?” A high-pitched voice spoke out loud, getting me to flip around to face a... rather small-looking girl with an odd halo on her head, sitting on a throne. “Hmph... you don’t look like much. An average, overweight nerd. Whatever, you get three blessings.”

“Blessings? What do you mean by blessings?” I asked, put off by her first assessment of me. “Also, I am not overweight, thank you very much!”

“Whatever you say, nerd. I am Cassiopeia, and I will be the one ushering you into a new world. Yippee.” She replied in a sarcastic tone, waving her hand dismissively towards me as my eye twitched. “Anyway, the blessings you earned from saving that girl are like wishes. Think of them as... perks or feats you’d find in one of your stupid video games. They can be whatever you want, but they’ll all be permanent, so... keep that in mind, I guess.”

I did my best to ignore her attitude, thinking back to all the different manga, anime, and other media I had consumed over the years. Clearly, this “Cassiopeia” had some knowledge of my hobbies, given her insults, but I wondered how far her knowledge of me really went. Thinking back to various Isakai I had watched and things that had happened in each of them, I eventually decided on my three “blessings”, smirking at the small woman.

“Very well, then. For my first blessing, I wish to be the happy, stable owner of an onsen in my new life!” I began, watching one of her eyebrows shoot up in mild surprise. “I don’t need the life of an adventurer, I want a stable job where I’m in charge, and where I can relax after work each day.”

“That’s a first, I admit.” She grumbled, snapping her fingers as a casual, robe-like uniform appeared around me. “Granted. What’s next, huh?”

“Next... I’d like the body and appearance of a young, perfect, beautiful woman, skilled in healing magic.” I went on, getting her to narrow her eyes on me out of pure disgust. “I want soft skin, blond hair, golden eyes, and a real warm, inviting face for all to see in my onsen each and every day.”

“And there it is... typical pervert weeb...” She said under her breath, letting out a deep sigh as she snapped her fingers again. “Fine, whatever.”

In a bright flash, my whole perspective had changed. I was clearly both shorter and a bit smaller, but I was still far larger than Cassiopeia. Gone were my broad shoulders, slightly hunched back, and manhood, now I had a thin waist, flawless skin, a pair of reasonably-sized breasts, and a heart-shaped rear. New, immaculate blond hair hung in front of my eyes, and a quick hand to my crotch confirmed the new “equipment” I had down below. I smiled, immediately accepting the changes without a hint of regret. I had always secretly wished to be a woman, but until now I considered that impossible.

“Wow... I feel so... cute!” I gushed, admiring how different and perfect everything about the new me felt. “Thank you so much, Cassiopeia!”

“Don’t get all sappy with me. I’m sure you’ll be doing plenty of nasty things to yourself in your own free time.” She disparaged, crossing her tiny little arms across her chest. Despite this, I felt no anger towards her. I was too happy to be angry. “I suppose you’ll be want money, gear, or maybe even-”

“I want you to come with me! I want you to help me run the onsen!” I cut her off in my cheery new tone, throwing my arms out towards her as her expression turned to shock and horror. Though I had always intended for this to be my third wish anyways, inspired by Konosuba, now I was saying it out of a sense of care, rather than spite. “You seem awfully angry and mean. Maybe working with me in the onsen will help your disposition!”

“W-Wait, you can’t do that! I don’t want to join some pervert nerd in-” She began to protest before another flash enveloped us both, taking us away from the void. I blinked, and a moment later I was standing inside a beautiful, Japanese-style onsen. I was thrilled to be here, filled with a renewed sense of purpose in life. To my side though was Cassiopeia, who was pounding on the wood floor with her tiny fists, eyes filled with a river of tears.

“No, no, no, noooo!” She shouted, now dressed in a smaller version of my robes. “I wanna go back! Send me back! Please, I don’t want to be here!”

“Don’t worry, Cass. You’ll get used to working with me!” I reassured, rubbing the hair on the top of her head. “We have lots of work to do, so let’s go!”

It had been a few months since that wonderful first day, and the two of us had settled into our new roles quite well. My onsen, which I had called “Serenity”, was nestled deep in the mountains at the edge of a small village, far from any monsters or conflicts. The waters here, combined with my rejuvenating healing magic, made us quite popular with adventurers traveling through the mountains, and word of my business spread surprisingly quickly, bringing in a lot of money. Cassiopeia, who I had taken to calling Cass, took the change in lifestyle quite hard, but even she eventually accepted the benefits of our new lives. Her attitude, though still sharp-edged, became far more calm, humble, and approachable as time went on.

“Ahh... I must admit, there are worse ways this could have gone.” She exhaled, dipping herself into a bucket. “Even if I am stuck with a pervert nerd.”

“Even if you don’t believe me, I really do think this was the life I was destined for.” I smiled, looking up at the mountains around us. I loved Cass like she was a little sister, despite her complaints, but even I couldn’t deny my new, female urges as adventures came and went each day. “Hey, do you think any of our regulars might make good husband material? I’ve seen the way some of them look at me, and think I’m willing to... expand my horizons~.”

Description
My one-hundred and sixteenth caption, featuring my first attempt at an Isakai-style transformation, with a lot of Konosuba influence.

All image credits go to:
AyulC103新刊委託中

I do not claim any ownership over the image used. Please support the artist!

(Transcript)

As soon as the car hit me, I knew I was dead. Metal moving at those kinds of speeds usually tended to result in some rather permanent changes to whatever it hit, and being the idiot I was, I tried to be the hero and save the girl that had wandered into the crosswalk, staring at her phone. Now I was in a bright white void, wondering if I was going to Heaven (something I seriously doubted), Purgatory, or some kind of Hell. I simply accepted my fate.

“So, you’re the newest soul to end up here?” A high-pitched voice spoke out loud, getting me to flip around to face a... rather small-looking girl with an odd halo on her head, sitting on a throne. “Hmph... you don’t look like much. An average, overweight nerd. Whatever, you get three blessings.”

“Blessings? What do you mean by blessings?” I asked, put off by her first assessment of me. “Also, I am not overweight, thank you very much!”

“Whatever you say, nerd. I am Cassiopeia, and I will be the one ushering you into a new world. Yippee.” She replied in a sarcastic tone, waving her hand dismissively towards me as my eye twitched. “Anyway, the blessings you earned from saving that girl are like wishes. Think of them as... perks or feats you’d find in one of your stupid video games. They can be whatever you want, but they’ll all be permanent, so... keep that in mind, I guess.”

I did my best to ignore her attitude, thinking back to all the different manga, anime, and other media I had consumed over the years. Clearly, this “Cassiopeia” had some knowledge of my hobbies, given her insults, but I wondered how far her knowledge of me really went. Thinking back to various Isakai I had watched and things that had happened in each of them, I eventually decided on my three “blessings”, smirking at the small woman.

“Very well, then. For my first blessing, I wish to be the happy, stable owner of an onsen in my new life!” I began, watching one of her eyebrows shoot up in mild surprise. “I don’t need the life of an adventurer, I want a stable job where I’m in charge, and where I can relax after work each day.”

“That’s a first, I admit.” She grumbled, snapping her fingers as a casual, robe-like uniform appeared around me. “Granted. What’s next, huh?”

“Next... I’d like the body and appearance of a young, perfect, beautiful woman, skilled in healing magic.” I went on, getting her to narrow her eyes on me out of pure disgust. “I want soft skin, blond hair, golden eyes, and a real warm, inviting face for all to see in my onsen each and every day.”

“And there it is... typical pervert weeb...” She said under her breath, letting out a deep sigh as she snapped her fingers again. “Fine, whatever.”

In a bright flash, my whole perspective had changed. I was clearly both shorter and a bit smaller, but I was still far larger than Cassiopeia. Gone were my broad shoulders, slightly hunched back, and manhood, now I had a thin waist, flawless skin, a pair of reasonably-sized breasts, and a heart-shaped rear. New, immaculate blond hair hung in front of my eyes, and a quick hand to my crotch confirmed the new “equipment” I had down below. I smiled, immediately accepting the changes without a hint of regret. I had always secretly wished to be a woman, but until now I considered that impossible.

“Wow... I feel so... cute!” I gushed, admiring how different and perfect everything about the new me felt. “Thank you so much, Cassiopeia!”

“Don’t get all sappy with me. I’m sure you’ll be doing plenty of nasty things to yourself in your own free time.” She disparaged, crossing her tiny little arms across her chest. Despite this, I felt no anger towards her. I was too happy to be angry. “I suppose you’ll be want money, gear, or maybe even-”

“I want you to come with me! I want you to help me run the onsen!” I cut her off in my cheery new tone, throwing my arms out towards her as her expression turned to shock and horror. Though I had always intended for this to be my third wish anyways, inspired by Konosuba, now I was saying it out of a sense of care, rather than spite. “You seem awfully angry and mean. Maybe working with me in the onsen will help your disposition!”

“W-Wait, you can’t do that! I don’t want to join some pervert nerd in-” She began to protest before another flash enveloped us both, taking us away from the void. I blinked, and a moment later I was standing inside a beautiful, Japanese-style onsen. I was thrilled to be here, filled with a renewed sense of purpose in life. To my side though was Cassiopeia, who was pounding on the wood floor with her tiny fists, eyes filled with a river of tears.

“No, no, no, noooo!” She shouted, now dressed in a smaller version of my robes. “I wanna go back! Send me back! Please, I don’t want to be here!”

“Don’t worry, Cass. You’ll get used to working with me!” I reassured, rubbing the hair on the top of her head. “We have lots of work to do, so let’s go!”

It had been a few months since that wonderful first day, and the two of us had settled into our new roles quite well. My onsen, which I had called “Serenity”, was nestled deep in the mountains at the edge of a small village, far from any monsters or conflicts. The waters here, combined with my rejuvenating healing magic, made us quite popular with adventurers traveling through the mountains, and word of my business spread surprisingly quickly, bringing in a lot of money. Cassiopeia, who I had taken to calling Cass, took the change in lifestyle quite hard, but even she eventually accepted the benefits of our new lives. Her attitude, though still sharp-edged, became far more calm, humble, and approachable as time went on.

“Ahh... I must admit, there are worse ways this could have gone.” She exhaled, dipping herself into a bucket. “Even if I am stuck with a pervert nerd.”

“Even if you don’t believe me, I really do think this was the life I was destined for.” I smiled, looking up at the mountains around us. I loved Cass like she was a little sister, despite her complaints, but even I couldn’t deny my new, female urges as adventures came and went each day. “Hey, do you think any of our regulars might make good husband material? I’ve seen the way some of them look at me, and think I’m willing to... expand my horizons~.”