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Taily — The 3 little pigs, revisited
Published: 2007-01-22 11:30:35 +0000 UTC; Views: 325; Favourites: 2; Downloads: 5
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Description Long ago, there were this 3 little pigs named Twiddle Dee, Twiddle Dum, and Twiddle Dont. And then they decided to build 3 houses, one made of plastic straws, the other out of poker cards and the last one made out of industrial concrete. Twiddle Dont was the one who built the concrete house. He made sure he did all the proper paper work before setting it up and urged his brothers to do the same, but nnnnoooo Twiddle Dee wanted to play poker and Twiddle Dum was happily sipping coke.

Well all was well until this IRS agent came by, named Wolf, and told the piggies they had to be taxed since they built a house. When Twiddle Dum didnt want to pay up, he made such a fuss and huffed so much that the straw house broke and Twiddle Dum had to run to Twiddle Dee's house for refuge or else he would be arrested.

So Wolf went over to the poker card house and demanded that Twiddle Dee hand Twiddle Dum over but Twiddle Dum didnt want to do so cause he was busy playing poker. So Wolf made so much fuss that he blew down the card house as well

And then they ran to Twiddle Dont's house Wolf decided to do the same thing with Twiddle Dont but alast, Twiddle Dont had done the proper paper work and paid his taxes dutifully, so Wolf couldnt do anything and had to go back to the agency empty handed
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Comments: 16

billyjoel [2007-01-22 13:38:21 +0000 UTC]

That's really really awesome, I think it's very funny, and adorable at the same time! X3 great work! You could be the Weird Al on stories xD

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Taily In reply to billyjoel [2007-01-22 14:24:42 +0000 UTC]

lol thanks =3

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Snapshot89 [2007-01-22 12:50:29 +0000 UTC]

Hahas, cute one Yan!

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Taily In reply to Snapshot89 [2007-01-22 13:11:10 +0000 UTC]

n.n

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Aldark [2007-01-22 11:38:36 +0000 UTC]

hahaha. Funny. Nice rendition of an age old tale. Brings a new humor to it. Poor wolfy. He could still tax the pigs for living in the house. Oh well.

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Taily In reply to Aldark [2007-01-22 11:57:11 +0000 UTC]

aye but he paid his taxes already lol

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Aldark In reply to Taily [2007-01-25 23:37:47 +0000 UTC]

Ah, but the brothers haven't. He can tax THEM for living in his house. His taxes wouldnt cover them living there.

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Taily In reply to Aldark [2007-01-26 10:15:07 +0000 UTC]

dependants? xD

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Aldark In reply to Taily [2007-01-28 00:34:16 +0000 UTC]

lol, he would have had to put that in the tax forms, and he already sent them in...

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Taily In reply to Aldark [2007-01-28 12:31:59 +0000 UTC]

who knows what he wrote

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Aldark In reply to Taily [2007-01-29 07:05:48 +0000 UTC]

The whole thing makes no logical sence in the long run anyway. So who cares.

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Taily In reply to Aldark [2007-01-29 11:51:11 +0000 UTC]

hey look we have talking pigs when did that make sense

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MaxwellFreeman In reply to Taily [2007-01-22 12:03:46 +0000 UTC]

true....but there's always NEXT tax season...

DUN DUN DUN!!!

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Taily In reply to MaxwellFreeman [2007-01-22 14:25:04 +0000 UTC]

*taxes you*

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MaxwellFreeman In reply to Taily [2007-01-22 20:45:33 +0000 UTC]

You can't tax me! I live in a different country than you.

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Taily In reply to MaxwellFreeman [2007-01-23 11:26:16 +0000 UTC]

hmmmmm true ._.

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