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Published: 2011-01-08 09:34:53 +0000 UTC; Views: 4725; Favourites: 21; Downloads: 26
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Description I was re-watching "Dress to Kill" the other day and when Eddie talks about chatting up girls in school, I immediately thought of Alistair. He's so innocent...

I don't think I'll take up comics, but I still wanted to do this.

You can view the bit that this is based on here: [Link]

Don't worry, she gets revenge...
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Comments: 29

sumerkhan [2011-01-09 21:41:44 +0000 UTC]

eddie izzard = genius!
Awkward Alistair! For my movie "The Awkward Alistair!"

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TalesofTears In reply to sumerkhan [2011-01-09 23:23:22 +0000 UTC]

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sumerkhan In reply to TalesofTears [2011-01-10 03:03:48 +0000 UTC]

he sure knows how to make people laugh!

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TheLastUnicorn1985 [2011-01-09 17:08:40 +0000 UTC]

OMG!!! my sides hurt from that clip! Lols, this is PERFECT for Alistair!

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TalesofTears In reply to TheLastUnicorn1985 [2011-01-09 23:23:06 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad you liked it ^^

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Gentleman-Cad [2011-01-09 08:12:53 +0000 UTC]

ROFL this is actually one of my favorite Izzard quotes, I quote it on everything. How cool are you for thinking of this.

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TalesofTears In reply to Gentleman-Cad [2011-01-09 08:47:24 +0000 UTC]

^_^
I quote it all the time. That and "Cake or Death"

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Gentleman-Cad In reply to TalesofTears [2011-01-09 16:31:31 +0000 UTC]

Thank you for flying Church of England, Cake or Death? XD

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TalesofTears In reply to Gentleman-Cad [2011-01-09 23:22:38 +0000 UTC]

You must have tea and cake with a vicar or you DIE!!!!

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Gentleman-Cad In reply to TalesofTears [2011-01-11 02:28:34 +0000 UTC]

How about the Evil Giraffe ?

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TalesofTears In reply to Gentleman-Cad [2011-01-11 03:28:51 +0000 UTC]

I will eat all the leaves on this tree. I am an evil herbivore

Pavlov?

Day two: rang bell and cat answered door

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Gentleman-Cad In reply to TalesofTears [2011-01-12 15:48:58 +0000 UTC]

Day 3: Rang bell, cat said 'there's a bell ringing'

Day 4: Went to rang bell but cat had stolen batteries

Day 5: Rang bell but cat had put his paw on the bell so it only made a thunk thunk thunk noise

Day 6: Cat rang bell; I ate food.

XD

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TalesofTears In reply to Gentleman-Cad [2011-01-13 03:33:13 +0000 UTC]

I'm fitting in nicely in Russia. Changed my name from Evans to Pavlov. I am now called Gareth Pavlov.

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Gentleman-Cad In reply to TalesofTears [2011-01-14 17:19:46 +0000 UTC]

ROFL you crack me up.

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TalesofTears In reply to Gentleman-Cad [2011-01-15 05:52:04 +0000 UTC]

^^

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Koofins [2011-01-09 04:19:15 +0000 UTC]

AHAHAHA I recognize this within the first panel. 8'D

EDDIE IZZARD IS WIN, and this is so Alistair. <3

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TalesofTears In reply to Koofins [2011-01-09 04:51:19 +0000 UTC]

Eddie is such a win

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chisah [2011-01-09 03:36:44 +0000 UTC]

heheheh, so "reality"-like when it comes to him xD

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TalesofTears In reply to chisah [2011-01-09 04:51:02 +0000 UTC]

He tries, at least!

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Enemy-Ghost [2011-01-09 01:18:42 +0000 UTC]

I love this more than I can say... You win at everything, forever!

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TalesofTears In reply to Enemy-Ghost [2011-01-09 02:53:03 +0000 UTC]

lol, thank you! Glad you liked it

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jactinglim [2011-01-08 19:04:05 +0000 UTC]

lol

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TalesofTears In reply to jactinglim [2011-01-09 02:53:09 +0000 UTC]

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warped4life [2011-01-08 10:22:24 +0000 UTC]

LMAO. that would definately be interesting. he best watch out when she wakes up though. she might try and "flirt" back.

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TalesofTears In reply to warped4life [2011-01-09 02:53:29 +0000 UTC]

She is purchasing bread as we speak

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Abadir [2011-01-08 09:50:40 +0000 UTC]

My friend loves Eddie Izzard (in may ways) but she haven'd made me see that part yet...
I'll go punish her for that...

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TalesofTears In reply to Abadir [2011-01-09 02:53:54 +0000 UTC]

Anything from Dress to Kill is gold to me, lol

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yohunny [2011-01-08 09:47:39 +0000 UTC]

That's a bit... blunt XD

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TalesofTears In reply to yohunny [2011-01-09 02:54:13 +0000 UTC]

Schoolyard flirting generally is

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