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After spending so long hibernating the backpack, Magrietjie has realised something. By scamming people out of their money, he hasn't stolen anything of any real value. Nay, true wealth is not material. It lies in the soul. Which is exactly why he has rebranded as a self-help guru so that he can steal that too. Now known as the great Guru Mahagarit, he is here to relieve you of the temptation of your earthly possessions and shame you for eating those carbs.

Description
After spending so long hibernating the backpack, Magrietjie has realised something. By scamming people out of their money, he hasn't stolen anything of any real value. Nay, true wealth is not material. It lies in the soul. Which is exactly why he has rebranded as a self-help guru so that he can steal that too. Now known as the great Guru Mahagarit, he is here to relieve you of the temptation of your earthly possessions and shame you for eating those carbs.