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Description
...it went like this!

This guy spends his days stealing food from the exhibits at the
Houston zoo and being fed popcorn by little boys named Arthur,
until he drowsily retires to his tree-top villa above the duck pond
to smoke a cigar and enjoy some squirrel brandy. His mother-in-law
screams at him from her tree about how he needs to diet because his
heart is going to explode, and we all know squirrel doctors just aren’t
to be trusted, and while he’s at it, shouldn’t he just run a few laps through
the cheetah’s place?

Before you go thinking "aren't squirrels darling" you should read this:
BBC News: Russian squirrels KILL DOG
[link]

Description
...it went like this!

This guy spends his days stealing food from the exhibits at the
Houston zoo and being fed popcorn by little boys named Arthur,
until he drowsily retires to his tree-top villa above the duck pond
to smoke a cigar and enjoy some squirrel brandy. His mother-in-law
screams at him from her tree about how he needs to diet because his
heart is going to explode, and we all know squirrel doctors just aren’t
to be trusted, and while he’s at it, shouldn’t he just run a few laps through
the cheetah’s place?

Before you go thinking "aren't squirrels darling" you should read this:
BBC News: Russian squirrels KILL DOG
[link]