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Tamyra — I said -transurethral-

Published: 2009-07-25 22:07:45 +0000 UTC; Views: 7004; Favourites: 141; Downloads: 67
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Description airport security. ain't it a hoot?

yeah yeah yeah. the metal detector would have to be so sensitive to actually pick piercings up, but hey; exaggeration is one of my best friends, so I like to show him some love every now and again. which is, like...constantly. (ben bailey's stand-up is fucking righteous )

context clues should tell you that's a dick piercing. if I have failed you and they do not; it's a dick piercing. there I told you. for more explanation wikipedia it . it's...kinda neat, if you're into that.

a little one-hour ditty, thought it was chuckle worthy 'sides, thought I'd give tristan and nicole a break for a bit

workin' on the final comic for that arc, more random comics, and sifting through commission sketches. thanks for all your support guys, I super appreciate it!

love to my peeps!
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Comments: 85

Caffinator [2009-09-08 22:11:06 +0000 UTC]

Perfect!

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MoHarri [2009-08-15 03:13:32 +0000 UTC]

sad thing is... I've actually seen it pick up on a guys genatalia percing before XD they had to go to the bathroom with the guy XD poor man ^-^ but awsome job I love his expression

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Coidzy [2009-08-02 18:20:50 +0000 UTC]

mmm... I love the Transurethral Orchestra!

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Tamyra In reply to Coidzy [2009-08-02 23:09:46 +0000 UTC]

Never heard of them, but no doubt they are at the very least interesting

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Coidzy In reply to Tamyra [2009-08-03 02:30:00 +0000 UTC]

Well, y'know, ...crap, I forgot where Prince Albert was from.

Pretend I made a joke about a bavarian orchestra and we'll call it even, ok.

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andehpinkard [2009-08-01 03:38:38 +0000 UTC]

lol i actually used to say "when in doubt exaggerate" sure it was a reference to boobs but what ev xD

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Prankster85 [2009-07-29 22:48:27 +0000 UTC]

Probably the same would happen to me if I'd decide to travel somewhere

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Paruser [2009-07-29 22:23:06 +0000 UTC]

I guess it would be impractical for him to remove all piercings before the security check.

Also, transurethral? That seems both painful and inconveniencing. What happens if you remove it, then urinate? Double stream?

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Facejeans [2009-07-27 14:13:01 +0000 UTC]

Tamyra,

This rocks...and the color is Swweeet!

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niekitty [2009-07-27 13:47:39 +0000 UTC]

*snerk*
yeah, they stopped scanning when i explained too. XD

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boktaifan [2009-07-27 04:24:08 +0000 UTC]

LOLS!


You can peirce...? Screw that! I don't want a needle that close to my...

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xCannibalVampire [2009-07-27 03:45:55 +0000 UTC]

Hehe. This made me laugh.

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AK-Is-Harmless [2009-07-27 01:06:58 +0000 UTC]

Dear God. They're everywhere!

---AK

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shaymin144 [2009-07-26 20:08:00 +0000 UTC]

lol ya know what i just realized? it looks like he has a hair peircing! but i know its his eyebrow but still, it funny!

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Afrodisium [2009-07-26 17:19:24 +0000 UTC]

Heh, I know about that. I know someone who has artificial hips and goes through that each and every freaking time with AirSec.

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Kalaness [2009-07-26 16:30:25 +0000 UTC]

Lol it's even funnier with a leg brace because they're like wtf? xD i has too much experince with this...

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SirMartin1 [2009-07-26 15:05:44 +0000 UTC]

hey ...that hurt my brain.... >_< ahhhhh



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muffinelf [2009-07-26 10:58:25 +0000 UTC]

the one in spokane actually IS this sensitive , and since i used to dress up for my (ex) fiancee' -- either i'd have to take out all seven of the crystals and hoops ( in my ears) -- or wait for them to dig my bag out from storage , because they're all so sharp looking

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RandallsPhotography [2009-07-26 08:48:07 +0000 UTC]

Actually! They have been known to set off the wands after the person forgot to take out their keys and set off the big alarm and they find them usually after the keys are removed. Check this out: [link]

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mrgba [2009-07-26 06:10:47 +0000 UTC]

Oooo that might hurt like hell getting a piercing down there

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NapiCAN [2009-07-26 05:24:36 +0000 UTC]

Ben Bailey's stand up punches you in the FACE!



Lol, good job, mang, ilfr.

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Tamyra In reply to NapiCAN [2009-07-26 05:47:02 +0000 UTC]

did you see the one where he talked about the now and again thing? I laughed for hours.

thanks!

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NapiCAN In reply to Tamyra [2009-07-26 06:19:21 +0000 UTC]

IN-FUCKIN'-DEED!

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Foxby [2009-07-26 05:00:18 +0000 UTC]

Y'know, for some reason, putting a metal rod through my genitals always seemed more like a PUNISHMENT.

Which brings me to my next idea: A testicle-to-testicle piercing. 8D It's a shishkebab!

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shaymin144 In reply to Foxby [2009-07-26 20:03:39 +0000 UTC]

DAMN! THAT WOULD HURT LIKE HELL GETTING IT DONE! if it hurts when it gets hit, imagine how much it would hurt when a needle gets pushed through1! OW!

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Foxby In reply to shaymin144 [2009-07-26 22:25:44 +0000 UTC]

Gee, ya think? xP

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shaymin144 In reply to Foxby [2009-07-27 15:28:03 +0000 UTC]

lol

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Tamyra In reply to Foxby [2009-07-26 05:12:11 +0000 UTC]

yeah. he likes it.

I think they actually have that wikipedia. [link] transscrotal piercing. uhhhhhhhhhhhh.

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Foxby In reply to Tamyra [2009-07-26 06:00:23 +0000 UTC]

Dang.

Do they have asscheek-to-asscheek piercing? I always thought it would make a cool handle.

Or you could get two people with asscheeks connected and chain 'em together... make nunchaku out of them. Get four, and you can dual-wield asscheek-piercing nunchaku!

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Tamyra In reply to Foxby [2009-07-26 06:04:42 +0000 UTC]

I dunno. Transscrotal is as far as I'll go down that rabbit hole.

... I hope not, for the love of God.

that would...hurt...? man there's a lot wrong with that picture

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Foxby In reply to Tamyra [2009-07-26 06:36:24 +0000 UTC]

xD It's a fun mental image, though.

Be pretty messy to clean whenever you gotta take a dump, though. Especially chained to another person.

This should be drawn some time.

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Tamyra In reply to Foxby [2009-07-26 06:37:42 +0000 UTC]

I think we're done here.

lemme know when you get around to it. 'cause I won't be any time soon

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Foxby In reply to Tamyra [2009-07-26 06:39:48 +0000 UTC]

Aww. xD;; I NEED TO REFINE MY ART BEGGING SKILLS

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Tamyra In reply to Foxby [2009-07-26 06:41:26 +0000 UTC]

DAMN STRAIGHT; WHY DO YOU WANT A PICTURE OF ASSCHEEK PIERCING TWINS ANYWAYS??

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Foxby In reply to Tamyra [2009-07-26 06:47:47 +0000 UTC]

Quadruplets. And someone chaining them together and swinging them around like nunchaku.

xP

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ModDemon [2009-07-26 04:23:52 +0000 UTC]

i feel for him..... poor bastard

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Tamyra In reply to ModDemon [2009-07-26 05:07:49 +0000 UTC]

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Yizu-chan [2009-07-26 03:41:49 +0000 UTC]

omg transuretral that hurts ;_; but the piercings are, Demian sexyness

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Tamyra In reply to Yizu-chan [2009-07-26 05:07:40 +0000 UTC]

yus, and but of course

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BFMVLover4Life [2009-07-26 02:28:37 +0000 UTC]

BWAHAHA i'd be so screwed if it actually did detect piercings XD <3 <3

love

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Taigan [2009-07-26 01:42:16 +0000 UTC]

So when he and Kat are.... You mean his.... She can actually feel...?


my mind, she is blown.

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Tamyra In reply to Taigan [2009-07-26 05:17:16 +0000 UTC]

I've heard it feels amazing. I wouldn't know.

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ChaosJones [2009-07-26 01:06:51 +0000 UTC]

lol nice^^

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Almost-Certain [2009-07-26 00:51:38 +0000 UTC]

wonder how my boyfriend would feel about... :]

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Tamyra In reply to Almost-Certain [2009-07-26 05:07:18 +0000 UTC]

I heard it's extremely "nice" once it's all healed

...six months later

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Almost-Certain In reply to Tamyra [2009-07-26 09:10:03 +0000 UTC]

Haha only six months? I'm willing to force that on him :]

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lk-nightshade [2009-07-26 00:18:11 +0000 UTC]

Ahhhhh! Wonderful! I so appreciate!

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Tamyra In reply to lk-nightshade [2009-07-26 05:06:13 +0000 UTC]

glad to hear it; thanks!

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nintendiehard [2009-07-26 00:13:36 +0000 UTC]

Hmmm, I thinks that I would probably be cool with his word on that one too.

'Course, wiff all this, I'd just send him through the carry-on x-ray.

*reading*
*reading*
*reeding*

HA! "context clues should tell you that's a dick piercing" I guess that Bluntness is another one of your close friends, eh?

Holy bajeezes, only an hour? That's insane. I wish I could throw things together like this.

Amazing work as always. Oh, and welcome back.

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Tamyra In reply to nintendiehard [2009-07-26 05:04:43 +0000 UTC]

You're not even a little curious? ...I don't blame you

Then they'd have no choice but to see it

unfortunately; my apologies.

I wish I could do more than one a day. My mind moves too fast for my hands

Thanks!! twice!

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