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Fade in to Santa’s village and workshop, where all the elves were busy.

Background music: jingle bell rock

Announcer: Christmas time is coming in two weeks, and everyone’s working hard to spread holiday cheer, but not everything’s jolly this year, for santa has come down with a terrible illness.

Cut to santa, lying in bed, coughing. Some nurse elves and Mrs. Claus watch over him worrying.

Santa: *with a Mel brooks-style voice* unless we find someone to take my place, it’ll take me until the day after Christmas to get better. *coughs*
Mrs. C: oh nick...

Elf: but what do you suggest?
Santa: we need to find someone who has as much holiday spirit as I do. We need to procedure...
Mrs. C: nick, you don’t mean...
Santa: yes, I do mean it.

Mrs. claus packs up a spare red suit, in a size for 4 ft people but just as baggy, and a gold envelope in a wrapped box, then the elves launch it in a special mail cannon contraption. The package magically soars through the sky until it reaches it’s destination; the front doorstep of the loud house.

Announcer: Now, it’s up to an unlikely hero to save Christmas and Santa’s life, and who else but the man with the plan himself...lincoln loud.

A montage of short scenes where Lincoln finds the package, opens it, puts on the baggy suit, opens the envelope and reads the letter, with his sisters gathered around as he reads it.

Lincoln: “to the finder of this package, you have been chosen to aid in my time of need. For more information, read the words at the bottom of this letter. Signed santa.”

He does so, which was a spell that magically teleports him and the girls to Santa’s workshop. They look around in awe.

Lori: where are we?
Luna: dudes, I think we’re in Santa’s workshop.
Lisa: I didn’t think this was possible! Then that means...
Lana: see? I was right! Santa is real!

Cut to the kids gathered around Santa’s bed, sad after what they heard about his illness and how he might pass on if they don’t do something. Right now santa was talking to Lincoln about the package he received.

Santa: since you’re the lucky one who received the suit, you have...*cough*...now subjected to the santa clause, There’s an E at the end by the way.

Lincoln: the santa clause? What does that mean?

Santa: it means when you put on the suit, you’re the big guy!

The kids are shocked/surprised at this. Cue dramatic “dun-dun-dun” zoom in on Lincoln’s face.

Lincoln: you mean...I’m the new santa?!

Background music: Santa Claus is coming to town - the Jackson 5

Announcer: now lincoln is getting more christmas spirt than usual, and it’s a big amount in more ways than one.

Cut to a short scene where Lincoln wakes up with a round belly, spooking him. Lisa checks him over while lily pokes him.

Lisa: so the first part of the clause involves you putting on a little weight.
Lincoln: *jiggles his belly* does THIS look like a little weight to you?

And with the parents...

Rita: oh my gosh, lincoln! Either you need to cut back on the sweets, or you’re making your role for santa at the party more authentic.
Lincoln: well I gotta be jolly this time of year.
Lynn sr.: i agree, I consider this a good thing since you’ve been sampling my Christmas baking more. *pokes his belly*
Lincoln: hahaha-hohohoho! *covers his mouth* uh excuse me. *runs upstairs*

Cut to a scene in the park, where Lincoln heads over for a snow day with his friends, who are quite surprised at his changes.

Rusty: holy cow!
Clyde: lincoln, you look...different.
Lincoln: oh this? *pats his belly* I uh...got this bulky so far to stay warmer and play the part of santa at a social gathering, yeah that’s it.

Start a montage of Lincoln changing. From his kind deeds helping children, to writing down names on his own naughty and nice lists, to his weight increasing slowly and filling out the red suit. Even his hair changed to a 1967 style, but more swirly. He even had a strong craving for cookies, which also led to swiping the cookie jar making Rita wondering who keeps stealing it. All the while the girls are both glad and fascinated by his transformation.
The last montage part was testing out magic.

Lincoln: check it out, I can take anyone to anywhere in the world with just a touch of my nose! *boops his nose*

That magic move caused Lynn to disappear for a short second, then returns wearing a samurai robe.

Lori: where were you?
Lynn: Japan. *holds up Japanese cuisine* ramen and pocky anyone?

Background music: jingle bell rock instrumental.

Announcer: Nickelodeon invites you to celebrate with the biggest name in Christmas!

Cut to closeups of Lincoln gearing up in his suit. Cut to the sisters dressed up as elves getting everything ready for the night around the world, with santa in a wheelchair checking over the progress. They turn to the doorway, we see Lincoln’s black-booted feet, then the camera rises to reveal more of him, now decked out and ready.

Santa: you ready kid?
Lincoln: as ready as I’ll ever be!

Cut to Charles, with a glowing red bulb over his nose.

Lana: whoa Charles, you’ll go down in his-tor-ee!

Cut to the sibs getting ready to take flight. Lincoln mans the sleigh, with one half of the girls in special in-sync jets to fly by the sleigh (and deliver presents faster) and the other half in the sleigh.

Airline runway elf: clear for takeoff!
Lincoln: hi-yah! *cracks the harness which the reindeer take off*
Lori: *gets knocked over into the back seat* wha! Where’s the seat belts on this sleigh?!
Lincoln: you better find one, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride! Ho-Ho-Ho!

Cut to a montage of scenes from musical numbers.

Announcer: with three new original songs; deck the halls with leni, jingle bell rockin’ around the Christmas tree, and Lincoln claus is comin’ to town!

Cut to a scene of three animated singers who bare a striking resemblance to the pointer sisters singing, then a quick scene of Ronnie Anne kissing Lincoln under the mistletoe, in which the sisters squeal with delight.

The logo appears, and lana pops up and paints a red “E” at the end of “claus”.

Announcer: the loud clause, the brand new special you don’t wanna miss! Only on Nickelodeon!

Fade to black.

A holiday crossover for . Based on the Disney movie, “the santa clause.”

Side notes: I didn’t know which version of “santa claus is comin’ to town” to choose: the pointer sisters, the California raisins, jump 5 or the jackson 5, so I picked the last one.

i had a hard time choosing a villain. It could be krampus, a jealous relative of santa or a plain naughty and bratty kid.

(c) Nickelodeon

Description
Fade in to Santa’s village and workshop, where all the elves were busy.

Background music: jingle bell rock

Announcer: Christmas time is coming in two weeks, and everyone’s working hard to spread holiday cheer, but not everything’s jolly this year, for santa has come down with a terrible illness.

Cut to santa, lying in bed, coughing. Some nurse elves and Mrs. Claus watch over him worrying.

Santa: *with a Mel brooks-style voice* unless we find someone to take my place, it’ll take me until the day after Christmas to get better. *coughs*
Mrs. C: oh nick...

Elf: but what do you suggest?
Santa: we need to find someone who has as much holiday spirit as I do. We need to procedure...
Mrs. C: nick, you don’t mean...
Santa: yes, I do mean it.

Mrs. claus packs up a spare red suit, in a size for 4 ft people but just as baggy, and a gold envelope in a wrapped box, then the elves launch it in a special mail cannon contraption. The package magically soars through the sky until it reaches it’s destination; the front doorstep of the loud house.

Announcer: Now, it’s up to an unlikely hero to save Christmas and Santa’s life, and who else but the man with the plan himself...lincoln loud.

A montage of short scenes where Lincoln finds the package, opens it, puts on the baggy suit, opens the envelope and reads the letter, with his sisters gathered around as he reads it.

Lincoln: “to the finder of this package, you have been chosen to aid in my time of need. For more information, read the words at the bottom of this letter. Signed santa.”

He does so, which was a spell that magically teleports him and the girls to Santa’s workshop. They look around in awe.

Lori: where are we?
Luna: dudes, I think we’re in Santa’s workshop.
Lisa: I didn’t think this was possible! Then that means...
Lana: see? I was right! Santa is real!

Cut to the kids gathered around Santa’s bed, sad after what they heard about his illness and how he might pass on if they don’t do something. Right now santa was talking to Lincoln about the package he received.

Santa: since you’re the lucky one who received the suit, you have...*cough*...now subjected to the santa clause, There’s an E at the end by the way.

Lincoln: the santa clause? What does that mean?

Santa: it means when you put on the suit, you’re the big guy!

The kids are shocked/surprised at this. Cue dramatic “dun-dun-dun” zoom in on Lincoln’s face.

Lincoln: you mean...I’m the new santa?!

Background music: Santa Claus is coming to town - the Jackson 5

Announcer: now lincoln is getting more christmas spirt than usual, and it’s a big amount in more ways than one.

Cut to a short scene where Lincoln wakes up with a round belly, spooking him. Lisa checks him over while lily pokes him.

Lisa: so the first part of the clause involves you putting on a little weight.
Lincoln: *jiggles his belly* does THIS look like a little weight to you?

And with the parents...

Rita: oh my gosh, lincoln! Either you need to cut back on the sweets, or you’re making your role for santa at the party more authentic.
Lincoln: well I gotta be jolly this time of year.
Lynn sr.: i agree, I consider this a good thing since you’ve been sampling my Christmas baking more. *pokes his belly*
Lincoln: hahaha-hohohoho! *covers his mouth* uh excuse me. *runs upstairs*

Cut to a scene in the park, where Lincoln heads over for a snow day with his friends, who are quite surprised at his changes.

Rusty: holy cow!
Clyde: lincoln, you look...different.
Lincoln: oh this? *pats his belly* I uh...got this bulky so far to stay warmer and play the part of santa at a social gathering, yeah that’s it.

Start a montage of Lincoln changing. From his kind deeds helping children, to writing down names on his own naughty and nice lists, to his weight increasing slowly and filling out the red suit. Even his hair changed to a 1967 style, but more swirly. He even had a strong craving for cookies, which also led to swiping the cookie jar making Rita wondering who keeps stealing it. All the while the girls are both glad and fascinated by his transformation.
The last montage part was testing out magic.

Lincoln: check it out, I can take anyone to anywhere in the world with just a touch of my nose! *boops his nose*

That magic move caused Lynn to disappear for a short second, then returns wearing a samurai robe.

Lori: where were you?
Lynn: Japan. *holds up Japanese cuisine* ramen and pocky anyone?

Background music: jingle bell rock instrumental.

Announcer: Nickelodeon invites you to celebrate with the biggest name in Christmas!

Cut to closeups of Lincoln gearing up in his suit. Cut to the sisters dressed up as elves getting everything ready for the night around the world, with santa in a wheelchair checking over the progress. They turn to the doorway, we see Lincoln’s black-booted feet, then the camera rises to reveal more of him, now decked out and ready.

Santa: you ready kid?
Lincoln: as ready as I’ll ever be!

Cut to Charles, with a glowing red bulb over his nose.

Lana: whoa Charles, you’ll go down in his-tor-ee!

Cut to the sibs getting ready to take flight. Lincoln mans the sleigh, with one half of the girls in special in-sync jets to fly by the sleigh (and deliver presents faster) and the other half in the sleigh.

Airline runway elf: clear for takeoff!
Lincoln: hi-yah! *cracks the harness which the reindeer take off*
Lori: *gets knocked over into the back seat* wha! Where’s the seat belts on this sleigh?!
Lincoln: you better find one, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride! Ho-Ho-Ho!

Cut to a montage of scenes from musical numbers.

Announcer: with three new original songs; deck the halls with leni, jingle bell rockin’ around the Christmas tree, and Lincoln claus is comin’ to town!

Cut to a scene of three animated singers who bare a striking resemblance to the pointer sisters singing, then a quick scene of Ronnie Anne kissing Lincoln under the mistletoe, in which the sisters squeal with delight.

The logo appears, and lana pops up and paints a red “E” at the end of “claus”.

Announcer: the loud clause, the brand new special you don’t wanna miss! Only on Nickelodeon!

Fade to black.

A holiday crossover for . Based on the Disney movie, “the santa clause.”

Side notes: I didn’t know which version of “santa claus is comin’ to town” to choose: the pointer sisters, the California raisins, jump 5 or the jackson 5, so I picked the last one.

i had a hard time choosing a villain. It could be krampus, a jealous relative of santa or a plain naughty and bratty kid.

(c) Nickelodeon