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Description CONGRATULATIONS!

You are now the proud owner of a WES (Pocket edition) unit, entertainer and mime extraordinaire. Please read the following instructions closely to ensure that you get the most out of your new WES unit.

Basic Information:

Name: Wes

Date of Manufacture: Look on the box your unit  arrived in.

Place of Manufacture: Klei Entertainment

Height: Six (6) inches

Weight: aprox. One (1) pound

Your WES unit will come with the following accessories:

One (1) Standard WES outfit
One (1) Tin of facepaint
Five (5) balloons (Note: The balloons mysteriously replenish themselves, so replenishing the supply is unnecessary)
One (1) Umbrella

Note: All extra clothing and/or items can be purchased separately.

Programming:

Your WES unit is programmed to perform several specialized tasks:

Survivalist: Your WES unit is a fair survivalist, pre-programmed with up-to-date techniques of all kinds. Though it is not as skilled as most other units. (Pocket Edition WES will end up in situations that will most likely damage it. Please monitor your unit to make sure it will not get hurt.)

Entertainer: All WES units are expert mimes and even know a few other methods of entertainment, such as balloon animals. If you are polite about it, many units are good teachers.

Comforter: The WES unit is one of our most kind and sympathetic units. Don't hesitate to ask for hugs if you're feeling down.

Speedster: The WES unit is very fast. It is recommended you purchase our Unit Tracker to make sure you can find it if it gets lost.

Prankster (Pocket exclusive): Being very small and fairly nimble makes this unit able to easily get into places it probably shouldn't be. It is recommended you stay on the good side of this unit unless you want your salt and sugar swapped.

Your WES unit will come in the following modes:

Mime (default)
Entertainer
Starving (locked)
Insane (locked)
Badass (locked)

Relations to other units:

Note: Don't Starve Units have minimal pre-programmed reactions to each other, it depends mostly on the individual unit. WES units only have a preprogrammed reactions towards MAXWELL units.

MAXWELL: All WES units fear all MAXWELL units. It is recommended that you keep them away from each other.

Cleaning:
WES units are good at keeping themselves clean, so upkeep should be minimal. However, you may want to give them their own place to apply makeup, such as an extra sink.

Energy:
Your WES unit is not very active, being a more delicate unit. Just keep it fed and it will be perfectly happy. It does not eat very much, though it gets hungry more quickly.

Troubleshooting and Problems:

Problem: Your WES unit is twitchy, glancing around nervously and acting as if it has a headache.
Solution: Your unit has lost a large amount of sanity. Give it a flower crown, make it some dapper/silly clothes, or give it a warm, sweet beverage. It should clear right up. (WES unit specific note: physical comfort, i.e. hugs, is also welcomed.)

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

Q: My WES hasn't talked to me yet! Should I be worried?
A: Not at all! WES units are not programmed for speech. (They are mimes, after all.)

Q: I think WES is lost! He's been missing for three days and I've looked everywhere!
A: Check your neighborhood for MAXWELL units. One has most likely captured your WES unit. You will have to get the owner on your side as the MAXWELL unit will not listen to you. If negotiations fail and you cannot retrieve your unit, call our helpline and we shall do our best to help you.

Q: My house is filled with animal balloons. I like balloons, but I can't move around my house anymore. Help?
A: Simply ask your unit politely to stop. If that fails, it might be a glitch. Drop your unit off at the nearest mechanic and get rid of all the balloons while you wait.

Q: My WES unit is floating on a non-existent bicycle. How on earth...?
A: We have no idea. This behavior has not proven dangerous, so you don't have to worry.

Final Note:
Your WES unit, is fragile and adverse to danger, and should last a long time. Not providing your unit with adequate food and/or sanity regaining activities can reduce the unit's life. Please care for the maintenance of your WES unit, and take regular checkups to ensure that everything is working properly.
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Comments: 22

Cupcakecutie666 [2020-01-13 10:07:47 +0000 UTC]

What the heck is badass mode?

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RockenRiolu [2015-10-13 04:36:05 +0000 UTC]

These are so cute if you could, could you do one on Willow?

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theelementalbanana [2015-01-16 21:11:02 +0000 UTC]

PLEASE DO ONE ABOUT WEBBER! It would be hilarious!

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tanBeanie In reply to theelementalbanana [2015-01-17 00:35:29 +0000 UTC]

Sure!

I'm not very familiar with him, though. (Personality, gameplay style, etc.) So I can't guarantee it'll be as good.

Any tips?

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theelementalbanana In reply to tanBeanie [2015-01-17 09:47:42 +0000 UTC]

You don't have RoG or you just didn't find his skull? If you can't do on him do on WX78. He is awesome.

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tanBeanie In reply to theelementalbanana [2015-01-17 18:09:55 +0000 UTC]

I could never find his skull. :/ I lost patience after dying WAY to many times.

Hmm, I should be able to do Webber, I can always find lore on the wiki or find videos.

Are you okay with a Pocket Edition Webber? I'd like to keep them all pocket edition for consistency's sake. (Tho I'll be completely honest, I'm probably gonna do pocket anyway. ^^' )

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theelementalbanana In reply to tanBeanie [2015-01-17 18:39:14 +0000 UTC]

pocket edition is even better! You made them so hilarious in the other ones! Go crazy!

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tanBeanie In reply to theelementalbanana [2015-01-18 04:41:22 +0000 UTC]

"hilarious" WHAT NO o.o YOU LIE



I've gotten started and it should be done within the week.

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theelementalbanana In reply to tanBeanie [2015-01-18 15:02:47 +0000 UTC]

I would never lie to you! They are hilarious and I love them! I wish I could buy one. I would buy them all and make my own Don't starve world in the basement.

Good! I can't wait too see it! Thank you for making it!

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tanBeanie In reply to theelementalbanana [2015-01-18 18:00:08 +0000 UTC]

Aaaaaa! Thank you for the compliment! I didn't realize I succeeded in making them funny! Congrats! You've turned me into a blushing mess! >///<

Oh! I forgot to ask. Would you like to add a question the the WEBBER manual?

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theelementalbanana In reply to tanBeanie [2015-01-18 18:45:13 +0000 UTC]

They are wonderful! How come no one told you that before?

I suppose that it's obvious that the questions "why does he grow a silk beard" and "why there is suddenly web everywhere" would be there, what about "why is my house filled with spiders", and the answer will be "Revolution mode", where he tries to take you and your home down, maybe the whole neighborhood, and start a spider economy...
This are just some of my ideas, you should take just the ones you like. Obviously, you would make them funnier then I can. I hope to see it soon!

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tanBeanie In reply to theelementalbanana [2015-01-18 21:27:46 +0000 UTC]

I didn't think I could be funny on purpose! (*´∀`*)

Oh wow! I'm totally gonna use all those ideas. (I wouldn't buy a WEBBER, I'm not very fond of spiders)

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theelementalbanana In reply to tanBeanie [2015-01-19 15:44:48 +0000 UTC]

You really think my ideas are good?
Of course you can be funny! Too bad you don't like spiders... I quite like them. Anyway, your owners guide are amazing. Thank you for making them!

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tanBeanie In reply to theelementalbanana [2015-01-19 17:35:43 +0000 UTC]

YES! (I wish I could make bigger caps)

When I first came on this site, I thought my ideas were dumb. But I wrote them down anyway because I liked them. And lo and behold! People like them too! It just threw me off guard.

Spiders are really cool (and some are absolutely adorable), just... I'd rather they weren't in my house. I do try and get them outside whenever possible, instead of killing them...

(You can thank/blame my brother for this. I asked him if he wanted a pocket robot version of any character and he said Wilson. So... yeah. It just sorta happened from there.)

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theelementalbanana In reply to tanBeanie [2015-01-19 19:07:17 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! I really appreciate this... Now I'm the one whose blushing...
Your ideas aren't dumb, and thank you for reassuring me about mine.
Spiders can be pretty, or cute, or weird. It usually Depends on the spider. But if you don't know if it's poisonous don't touch it, just leave it be...
And thank your brother for me! You and him both are geniuses!

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tanBeanie In reply to theelementalbanana [2015-01-19 19:43:53 +0000 UTC]

No problem! If there's one thing I've learned, it's always encourage other people's ideas, because everyone's ideas are awesome!

Oh hey! Speaking of cute... You wanna see a picture of a mommy spider carrying her baby? www.flickr.com/photos/jongatmo…

Oh I don't touch them, don't worry. I use the cup and card method.

I will!

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theelementalbanana In reply to tanBeanie [2015-01-19 20:45:12 +0000 UTC]

That is true! I try to encourage people as much as I can, but I don't know how much I actually affect them...

It is cute! I didn't know spiders do that... I don't really use any methods, most of the spiders I see are outside my house anyway, in the garden or the street, so I don't really need any methods.
Thanks for delivering the message for me!

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tanBeanie In reply to theelementalbanana [2015-01-19 21:31:43 +0000 UTC]

They might be like me, they don't know how to respond sometimes so they don't respond at all. But squeeing at the computer screen is definitely happening. 

Huh... We don't get many inside either, it's just that they're really memorable because our family collectively freaks out about bugs.

(Hey, do you have a tumblr or skype? >///< You can note it to me if you don't want it public. Or you could not tell me at all if you don't want to tell me!! )

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shinyeeveelover135 [2014-12-16 17:05:50 +0000 UTC]

XD this is the best ITS TOO DOPE I CANT COPE

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tanBeanie In reply to shinyeeveelover135 [2014-12-16 17:10:01 +0000 UTC]

I'm glad you like it!

(also please cope I don't want you to die)

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shinyeeveelover135 In reply to tanBeanie [2014-12-23 17:48:31 +0000 UTC]

Lol okay! Thanks! ^u^

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tanBeanie In reply to shinyeeveelover135 [2014-12-23 22:31:58 +0000 UTC]

You're welcome. -.-' Dying is a bit not good.

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