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Published: 2016-12-27 23:43:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 8354; Favourites: 203; Downloads: 17
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**SPOILERS** but only if you haven't seen Rick and Morty or the current chapter of RWBY vol. 4. Also the crossover we all needed and deserved lolRelated content
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Ruby: "Alright uncle Qrow I'm gonna go- Aah!"
Qrow: "Not so fast Ruby, you heard your dad we got adventures to go on Ruby. Just you and me. Sometimes your sister and sometimes your dad but NEVER Ironwood, wanna know why Ruby? Cause he crossed me!"
Ruby: "O-okay uncle Qrow take it easy, th-that's dark."
Qrow: "Oh it gets darker Ruby, welcome to the darkest volume of our adventures, first thing that's different, no more Ironwood. He threaten to turn me into the government so I made him and the government go away!"
Ruby: "Oh #@$&."
Qrow: "I re-*buurp*-placed them both, as the de facto patriarch of your family and your rwby-verse!
(Ruby: oh geez)
Your dad wouldn't have accepted me if I came home without you or your sister, so now you know the real reason why I rescued you. I just took over the show Ruby!
(Oh god...)
And if you tell your sister or dad about this, I'll deny it and they'll take my side because I'm a Real Huntsmen Ruby! Now you'll have to do whatever I say Ruby!
(Ah oh... )
Forever! And I-I-I-I'll go out and I'll find more of that Cultural Vital McVaccuo Deluxe McNugget Sauce Ruby! I want that McNugget Sause Ruby!
(The sause?)
Cause-cause this is what all this is about Ruby! Thats my one armed man! I'm not driven by avenging Summer, Ruby. That was Fake! I'm obsessed with finding that secret McNugget sauce! I want that McVaccuo Nugget Sause Ruby!
(Wha-what is that?)
That's my series Arc Ruby! It takes 9 more Volumes! 9 more Volumes until I get that Dipping sause Ruby! For 25 more years!
(What are you talking about?)
25 more years, 25 more years before I get that McVaccuo Nugget Sause Ruby!
(The hell is that?)
I want that McNugget Sause Ruby!"
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This just made my day
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I wish you could like comments
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Can I reblog this from my Tumblr? or do you have a Tumblr where I can reblog this?
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It's on tumblr
www.tumblr.com/blog/adnamanartβ¦
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Ruby: I just wanted to help you
Qrow: well that's not really the theme of tonights party, heads up bandits, okay Jaune kill them
Jaune: what me?
Qrow: no me should I rub my liver hole on them use your sword to kill them
Jaune: uh we don't want to fight
Qrow: oh my god *throws a device and kills one of the bandits* THERES MORE THAN THAT CAME FROM YOU WANT TO DIE BRING IT, DROP YOUR SHIT DROP IT ALL
*the bandits drop their weapons*
Qrow: *whispers* you guy grab their weapons, I only had one of those things I threw, I'm holding a box of tic tack right now
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*laughs* I remember making a joke like this one time.
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Wrong side of the body for the liver but the message is received and understood nonetheless.
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If it's not on the right side of the body under the lung, then do tell me where is it located? lolΒ Β
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