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Published: 2011-12-23 19:15:57 +0000 UTC; Views: 6967; Favourites: 171; Downloads: 56
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Yes, I am quite clearly insane.My brain does strange things to me. Namely picturing the Great King of Evil making breakfast, wearing a pink apron.
Can you deciper the Hylian?
Prismacolor sketch, Photoshop texts, colour and effects
I'll leave you with the fitting lyrics from a Dean Martin song, sung with Helen O'Connell in the film "Rich, Young and Pretty". Enjoy
"How d'ya like your eggs in the morning
I like mine with a kiss
Boiled or fried
I' m satisfied, as long as I get my kiss
How d'ya like your toast in the morning
I like mine with a hug
Dark or light
The world' s all right, as long as I get my hug
I' ve got to have my love in the morning
Or the rest of my day is positively mayhem
I' m a regular monster
How d'ya like your eggs in the morning
I like mine with a kiss
Up or down
I' ll never frown , eggs can be almost bliss
Just as long as I get my kiss
How d'ya like your eggs in the morning
How d'ya like your eggs in the morning
I like mine with a kiss
I like mine with a kiss
Boiled or fried
I' m satisfied
As long as I get my kiss
How d'ya like your toast in the morning
How d'ya like your toast in the morning
I like mine with a hug
I like mine with a hug
Dark or light
The world' s all right
As long as I get my hug
I' ve got to have my love in the morning
Or the rest of my day is positively mayhem
I' m a regular monster
How d'ya like your eggs in the morning
I like mine with a kiss
Up or down
I' ll never frown
Eggs can be almost bliss , just as long as I get my kiss"
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Comments: 129
insane? you kidding? this an amazing idea you did there. i love it xD
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Okay, I'm a boy and I'm straight, but I have to say that your drawings of Ganondorf are just awesome xD
I hope you keep up the good work! ^^
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Kiss the cook! That's funny! Honestly I'd love to be married to him!
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Heh...I am so glad you said that *smirks*
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where did you geht the alphabet for the Hylian letters? (sry for the question .-.)
the picture is awesome owo
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Thanks! I just downloaded a font from online
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is it sad that I read the apron as fluently as if it were in English?
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No... I'd already read it and didn't even realize it was in Hylian until I read the description!
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Isn't he just? What I wouldn't give to wake up to that.
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Scrambled please, may I have a glass of milk with it?
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Um....How did he get in my kitchen? O.O (Btw, this is awsome X3)
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If I walked into my kitchen and Ganon was in a pink apron, making breakfast, I'd probably just stand there for a few seconds before slowly backing away and barricading myself in my room, thinking, "WTF?"
This picture leaves a lot of unanswered questions...it'd make a good fanfic or fan flash scene XD
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Nice picture ^^ And it's writen "Kiss the cook" on his apron
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How sad, I'm allergic to eggs. 
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The King Of Darkness, make those eggs...just like the one that appears on my right comment please!
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You like that. And yup. You made your creation awesome.
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Well that's good to know!
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Ganondorf: "Can you what, my dear? "
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"Kiss the cook?" ('dear'. *dies*) XD
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Ganondorf: *chuckles darkly* "My apron amuses you, my dear?"
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O my indeed.
What has happened to my brain? O_______o
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Link: Uaaah... Zelda... Are u cooking some... eggs...?
Ganon: Oh! Morning, Link!
Link: ... Wait, wu-
Ganon: How do u like ur eggs?
Links: ... Where is Zelda?!
Ganon: ... ... ... U want some bacon too? With the eggs?
Link: But-but... Ah! FORGET IT... Yes, plz...
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BACON? My God, if you cooked bacon in front of the King, I think he would probably kill you. XD
I'm pretty sure he doesn't eat red meat...
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