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derington [2022-01-30 04:49:55 +0000 UTC]
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Novacorp93 [2022-01-27 02:16:52 +0000 UTC]
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ahrimagnus [2020-07-20 15:09:18 +0000 UTC]
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legoheroxd [2019-10-08 23:19:52 +0000 UTC]
That shirt bearly hold's her huge boobs.
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xavgui In reply to legoheroxd [2020-01-11 12:20:45 +0000 UTC]
either her rack is huge or she just picked a small shirt for max sex appeal
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CedricKnight [2019-02-09 02:31:51 +0000 UTC]
holy sh@#!!!, is this even canon?! may Russ and the allfather help us º-º.
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JohnTheR [2019-01-19 21:26:59 +0000 UTC]
"I am Rogal Dorn, The Primarch of the Imperial Fists. I cannot accept such a foul Heresy in the presence of my Father the God Emperor himself."
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steam-dieselpunkpunk In reply to JohnTheR [2019-02-22 22:48:57 +0000 UTC]
Rogal please for the love of me fuck off and go find my golden information carer and the giant tomato too.
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JohnTheR In reply to steam-dieselpunkpunk [2019-02-23 09:31:24 +0000 UTC]
Father, I'm sure you know that I'm physically incapable to leave your presence via intercourse and that my traitorous brother Magnus is not a vegetable product. Also I cannot leave your presence at this moment for I must protect you, and be your "Adorable body pillow" as you have called me.
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steam-dieselpunkpunk In reply to JohnTheR [2019-03-02 02:54:08 +0000 UTC]
Please Rogal go find both of them before those horrible geese stains arrive to "take care" of me *skeleton shudder* I had a hard time getting some of the oil of of my non-exsistant right hand
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JohnTheR In reply to steam-dieselpunkpunk [2019-03-02 10:38:16 +0000 UTC]
But Father, if my calculations are correct which they 99.9999999999976548% of time are. Magnus and you previous caretaker that goes by name "Kitten" are due to arrive Imperial Palace very soon. Besides even though your current caretakers presence of nudity and fixation on oil-rubbing is rather revolting, they are currently the only ones here who knows your skeletal musclebound body structure like back of their hands. After all they have spend 10 millennium watching/observing over your decaying body...
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steam-dieselpunkpunk In reply to JohnTheR [2019-03-02 18:24:04 +0000 UTC]
Rogal Goldie locks the corncob took care of me for 13 millennium and he does not run around in the oily nude with that weird music playing whenever he arrives. If you do get him when he arrives and put your armor mask back on I will allow a movie choice and a snuggle when I am about to shit three more eye of terrors.
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JohnTheR In reply to steam-dieselpunkpunk [2019-03-02 19:08:01 +0000 UTC]
Will Magnus And Kitten also be allowed to our nightly movie session Father?
We haven't had thorough Family Movie time ever since my dear brother Sanguinius stopped watching movies altogether, and instead moved on to taking care of his hair... and wings.
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steam-dieselpunkpunk In reply to JohnTheR [2019-03-03 19:45:32 +0000 UTC]
They will but they will miss it if you don't get someone to look for them so get to it snow cap
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steam-dieselpunkpunk In reply to Angroon [2019-06-20 06:16:16 +0000 UTC]
That is a load of Grox shit that both you and I know you sent him to mars to fail at one of your schemes again
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steam-dieselpunkpunk In reply to JoseCAlfaro [2019-05-25 01:13:12 +0000 UTC]
Why the Fuck is a Guardsmen on Terra instead of holding the line on Cadia. Oh wait it fell before the guards
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