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ringorules [2013-01-27 23:03:25 +0000 UTC]
I makeout w/the Ringo one...
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bamfreepretzel [2010-04-30 02:48:06 +0000 UTC]
I'm glad I'm not the only one addicted to Brian/John. I think I'm freaking my friends out. LOL.
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Tee-uh In reply to bamfreepretzel [2010-05-01 19:54:34 +0000 UTC]
haha, well idk, i've always thought Brian/John was the only plausible pairing to come out of that band
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Popingo [2010-01-25 21:56:06 +0000 UTC]
*lolgasm*
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lonelystarrgazer [2009-07-18 15:14:06 +0000 UTC]
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA Oh my god that is hillarious XDD
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Tee-uh In reply to Wiltsgurl17 [2007-12-30 19:17:01 +0000 UTC]
Brian jokes are the funnier of the Beatlejokes.
IT FUCKING IS. <3
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Wiltsgurl17 In reply to Tee-uh [2007-12-30 19:45:35 +0000 UTC]
oh, undoubtedly. why is it fun to make jokes about that poor jewman?
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Tee-uh In reply to Wiltsgurl17 [2007-12-30 20:07:58 +0000 UTC]
Because Jews are fun to abuse?
I mean, just look at me. I'd be fun to make mean jokes about, right?
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Wiltsgurl17 In reply to Tee-uh [2007-12-30 20:08:49 +0000 UTC]
well I dunno, I've just barely met you. ARE you fun to make fun of? hmmmm......
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Tee-uh In reply to Wiltsgurl17 [2007-12-30 20:10:26 +0000 UTC]
Well I'm Jewish, man. It's hard not to make fun of me ;_;
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Wiltsgurl17 In reply to Tee-uh [2007-12-30 20:16:01 +0000 UTC]
aww it's ok. *pat pat* you can't help the hilarity of your people.
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Tee-uh In reply to Dogmatil [2007-11-21 19:03:19 +0000 UTC]
Thank you~
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Squee215 [2007-11-21 03:25:26 +0000 UTC]
THAT PICTURE CREEPS ME OUT SO MUCH, OGODMAN.
Not your picture, but the kissyphoto.
Wtf@Georgesweirdliphairohgooodddd.
I love this though xD Stupid jew and his shweater vesht <3
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Tee-uh In reply to Squee215 [2007-11-21 04:12:38 +0000 UTC]
IKNOWRIGHT.
I love how John is the only one who looks even remotely clean-shaven. Or maybe the picture of his lips just suck. Y'know, whatever.
I bet he used to just sit around and make out with the John-lips all day. And occasionally scream "OH JOHN" which was pretty creepy for everyone. Especially when John was in the room with them.
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Squee215 In reply to Tee-uh [2007-11-21 19:50:05 +0000 UTC]
Well they have to use a very special camera lens to capture his lips. :C
You know
The kind used to capture bugs and generally nonapparent things.
John would shiver, not really at the sexual undetones. But at the probability Brian found that thing under his bed.
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Tee-uh In reply to Squee215 [2007-11-21 22:02:54 +0000 UTC]
I bet they needed to use infrared technology to first discern that John HAD lips to begin with.
If he didn't, that would sort of ruin the whole idea.
He likes to pull it out at night and make out with himself.
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Squee215 In reply to Tee-uh [2007-11-22 02:29:08 +0000 UTC]
AND THAT SHIT WAS EXPENSIVE TO GET BACK THEN. They had to ship John off to Japan to be examined. Which might explain a few things...
Honestly im suprised Brian was willing to fork over his jew gold to have it done.
But the need to fap overcomes everything with that guy I guess.
Ohgod. xDDD
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Tee-uh In reply to Squee215 [2007-11-22 02:49:38 +0000 UTC]
It's a shame he doesn't just up and rape John. It would save a lot of time and Jewgold.
Well I mean, it's not like he considers anyone else on there as beautiful as him. :C Conceited faggot.
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Squee215 In reply to Tee-uh [2007-11-22 03:02:52 +0000 UTC]
Well if you think about it hes actually saving jewgold doing it this way
Cause you know
George would see
Then George would blackmail Brian
Brian would give in
But George would tell John anyway
And then John would get pissed and expect something in return for the violation of his sweet, sweet ass.''
He probably cuts out his face and glues them on to the other Beatles.
he was the only person in that band.
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Tee-uh In reply to Squee215 [2007-11-22 03:25:03 +0000 UTC]
And before he could pester Brian about it any further, Brian overdose 'accidentally'?
And then John gets down to hell and then the bitching begins?
I bet had a paper bag with his face on it that he'd put on groupies when he had sex with them. Cyn too, probably.
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Squee215 In reply to Tee-uh [2007-11-22 04:48:11 +0000 UTC]
"EH EH WHERE YOU BEEN EH? I GO TO INDIAH FOR A FEW MONTHS AND YOU OVERDOSE ON DIET PILLS.
I KNOW I WOULD MAKE FUN OF YOUR TURKEY NECK BUT JESUS BRIAN"
That makes me think of this [link] :I'
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Tee-uh In reply to Squee215 [2007-11-23 05:15:37 +0000 UTC]
"YOU'RE SUCH A FUCKING ATTENTION WHORE, BRIAN, I MEAN GOD. WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO NOW? 'OH BAW, OUR MANAGER'S DEAD! WHATEVER SHALL BECOME OF US NOW!' YOU'RE AN ASS."
..John is Hitler?
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Squee215 In reply to Tee-uh [2007-11-23 05:51:27 +0000 UTC]
"BECAUSE OF YOU WE HAD TO PRETEND TO LISTEN TO PAUL
ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME BRIAN?
FUCKING PAUL.
OUR LIVES WERE AN ENDLESS FLOW OF PERIOD BLOOD THANKS TO YOU."
...
Ill photoshop that later, promise.
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Tee-uh In reply to Squee215 [2007-11-23 06:05:15 +0000 UTC]
"WE HAD TO LISTEN TO HIS IDEAS AND ACT LIKE WE CARED AND THEN WE HAD TO LISTEN TO HIM BLAB ABOUT HIS JEW WIFE AND JEW KIDS AND SLDKJFKSJ.
YOU FUCKING JEWS, YOU RUIN MY LIFE."
You better. :C
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Squee215 In reply to Tee-uh [2007-11-23 06:11:54 +0000 UTC]
Wow, he really is hitler.
FUCKING DOING IT.
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Tee-uh In reply to Squee215 [2007-11-23 06:22:13 +0000 UTC]
I bet he just giggled when he found out Brian was dead. :C
"ONE DOWN, SIX MILLION TO GO. HEEHEE"
Then realized he sorta cared about Brian and felt sorta bad. Sorta.
FUCK YEAH. <3
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Squee215 In reply to Tee-uh [2007-11-23 06:54:29 +0000 UTC]
[link] I..I wanted to message it to you but...SIMS is a bitch :C
QUESTION. Do you mind me IMing you? cause..I have this really big phobia of messaging first.
Its...very rediculous, yes. I just feel bad doing it sometimessohurr.
Enjoy that picture though xD'
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Tee-uh In reply to Squee215 [2007-11-23 22:53:10 +0000 UTC]
IT. IS. PERFECT. <3
WHY WOULD I MIND YOU SILLY BITCH. :C *hasbiggerphobiaofmessagingfirst,lulz* I always feel like no one on my friends list thing wants to talk to me, and then I remember they DON'T and that doesn't fuckin' help! :C
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Squee215 In reply to Tee-uh [2007-11-23 22:59:46 +0000 UTC]
I
I HAD TO ERASE HIS HAIR TO MAKE HIS EYE BROWS. xD
I ALWAYS DO
I JUST
Only message you when I have an excuse because of my fail. :C
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Tee-uh In reply to Squee215 [2007-11-23 23:18:14 +0000 UTC]
I SORT OF SEE IT? I thought it was just one of those pictures where he doesn't look like he has a unibrow. :C Alas
I.. NEVER HAVE EXCUSES. :C
I'd message you like "EY WHAT'S GOIN ON HYUCK HYUCK?" but then I'd feel sort of dickish. :C
(I MIGHT HAVE EXCUSES SOON THOUGH?? lolsims2)
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Squee215 In reply to Tee-uh [2007-11-23 23:22:05 +0000 UTC]
[link] This is the picture I used xD'
AND THEN WE WOULD TOTALLY CYBER-I mean what.
xD ALRIGHT. <3 I love your Sims screen shots. I fucking need that game again :c
<3333
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Tee-uh In reply to Squee215 [2007-11-24 07:06:08 +0000 UTC]
I KNEW I RECOGNIZED IT FROM SOMEWHERE. :C
... WHY DO I FEEL REALLY REALLY OLD FOR REMEMBERING WHY CYBERING IS.
I LOVE THEM TOO. :C <3 I want to laugh at them but most of them are actually cute. Wtf.
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Squee215 In reply to Tee-uh [2007-11-24 07:37:02 +0000 UTC]
xD I drew it, I think.
I think Ive drawn everything at this point :C
...xD is it old? God. I dont even knoooooowww
OHGODTIANO
DONT ADMIT THEY ARE CUTE
THATS HOW THEY GET YOU :c
youbettershowmewhenyougetthechanceorills mack.
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Tee-uh In reply to Squee215 [2007-11-24 08:26:31 +0000 UTC]
Productive little bitch. :C *is lazy*
I.. I don't know either. xD Why am I so out of step with internet lingo. Wryyyyy.
BUT. THEY ARE. :C
I mean look.
[link]
PRETTY EFFING CUTE.
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Squee215 In reply to Tee-uh [2007-11-24 08:35:33 +0000 UTC]
xD im productive for about ten minutes
Then Im inactive for about two months :C
HOW COULD THIS BE?
I know alot of stuff from my friends :C they are all very silly.
OH GOD NO
THEY ARE
Who is that looking forlorn out the window? Ringo?
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Tee-uh In reply to Squee215 [2007-11-24 09:29:54 +0000 UTC]
I'm productive for like two minutes. :C Then my brain's like "LOOK TIA THERE'S SOMETHING INTERESTING ON TV LET'S GO WATCH IT OR PLAY PIANO OR GO ON THE INTERNET OR Y'KNOW, LET'S JUST NOT BE PRODUCTIVE."
All my friends don't live on the internet. :C All my friends turn to me for internet knowledge. Or they used to. I think my new circle of friends just thinks I draw all the time. Pfffft.
What makes it less cute is that John is also sleeping with Paul. And Ringo. And Yoko too, in a few minutes. :C
And yes, that is Ringo. I think he was trying to pee right then.
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Squee215 In reply to Tee-uh [2007-11-24 20:05:05 +0000 UTC]
"THERE IS SIMS TO BE PLAYED, TIA. PUT THAT PENCIL DOWN AND GET ON OVER HERE."
xD My notinternetfriends arent internet savvy at all. They just kind of "durrr" when I laugh at things.
LIKE
IN THE MATH ROOM
There is this "Ten Commandments of Math" And like, the first one is THOU SHALT NOT DIVIDE BY ZERO.
God I laughed forever at that.
...xD They all sleep in the same bed?
I would probably store Yoko in the attic :C
...Jesus. xDDDD OH THAT SCAMP.
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Tee-uh In reply to Squee215 [2007-11-24 20:47:04 +0000 UTC]
I CAN'T SAY NO TO THAT. I'M SORRY.
BEST
MATHROOM
EVER.
I want to print out that one math picture where it's like "Find x" and there's a little circle around x with "It's right here!" and tape it somewhere. Just to be cool :C
If they could.. I'm sure they would.
(ORGYORGYORGY)
Silly Ringo. :C
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Squee215 In reply to Tee-uh [2007-11-25 00:16:29 +0000 UTC]
IF THE SIMS TALKED TO ME/IF I HAD IT I WOULD TOTALLY DO IT.
HAHAHA
I KNOW RIGHT? When I noticed it I like..laughed so loud. I got so many looks
EVERYTIME SOMEONE SLEEPS WITH JOHN ITS BASICALLY AN ORGY.
JUST
TOO MANY PEOPLE HAVE BEEN INSIDE THAT DUDE/VICE VERSA.
He really needs to get back in the kitchen.
P.S.
AM I MAL EVANS YET? [link]
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Tee-uh In reply to Squee215 [2007-11-25 05:11:42 +0000 UTC]
SIMS ALWAYS TALK TO ME. :C BUT THEY STILL TALK IN THAT WEIRD ASS GIBBERISH LANGUAGE SO I JUST SORT OF SIT THERE LIKE "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT, GUY"
We have one sign in our math class thing that is like, upside down. But I'm pretty sure that's the only amusing thing.
OH JOHN. Such a little whore. :C And yet we like him more for it.
All of them need to.
PS MAL WTF, GET OFF THE INTERNET.
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Squee215 In reply to Tee-uh [2007-11-25 05:15:38 +0000 UTC]
SIMMISH. LOL. OR IS IT SIMARIAN? I JUST DONT KNOW.
We have...a little jesus on a cross nailed to a garfield poster :C
BEAT
THAT
Its what makes him different <3
Yeah. :I
P.S.S. [link] FUCK YOU IM HERE TO STAY.
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Tee-uh In reply to Squee215 [2007-11-25 05:27:10 +0000 UTC]
SIMINESE? Idk, I always figured knowing the language would only make me more of a geek. :C
WE. HAVE.
Pictures. Out in the hallway. From this day where everyone in theatre just dicked around with the costumes. And I made [link] Johnsface in one of the photos.
And that's kind of amusing.
Cocksluts: Better than the average Eurofag.
P.S.S. MAL GO BACK TO HELL. BC
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Squee215 In reply to Tee-uh [2007-11-25 05:32:13 +0000 UTC]
I think its Simmish :C hurr.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT
THAT PICTURE
HAHAHA
Its like...John is climaxing...and...Paul just does not want to be a part of it.
John is a dainty cockslut. :<
P.S.S.S. BUT I KINNA LIKE IT HERE. YOU SAID I COULD STAY :C
P.S.S.S.S. [link] what the fucking hell.
THERE IS ANOTHER THING LIKE JOHNVULTURE?
AAAAAAHH
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Tee-uh In reply to Squee215 [2007-11-25 05:38:38 +0000 UTC]
I shall continue to pretend to not know what it is so I can get laid. :C
John is. Turning into Longcat.
And Paul is just horrified.
That's what makes him so attractive. :C That and his sparkling innocence.
P.S.S.S.S WELL NOT ANYMORE. GO HANG OUT WITH BRIAN.
PSSSSSSSSSSS. OH GOD WHAT. PAUL LOOKS SO SERIOUS TOO OH FUCKING LAWD.
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Squee215 In reply to Tee-uh [2007-11-25 07:20:55 +0000 UTC]
Do you think you could throw me a few pity lays?
Because...That is what its called.
:C
ILL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT
DRESS UP LIKE MAL
THE BAT OCMMANDER
...
GEORGE?
ANYTHING.
...Oh fucking god.
Better words could not have been chosen to descrive that picture.
AND HIS CHILD LIKE SENSE OF WOOONDERRR
P.I.S.S. B-BUT JOHN. I ALREADY GOT MY THINGS HERE FROM ACROSS THE LAKE. IC ANT GO BACK
[link] . HE IS VERY SERIOUS ABOUT CRACKERS.
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Tee-uh In reply to Squee215 [2007-11-25 08:45:46 +0000 UTC]
...
DRESS UP LIKE MAL, BUT TALK LIKE BRIAN.
AND
I'LL CONSIDER IT.
LongJohn is my favourite meme :C
AND HIS INABILITY TO NOTICE ROOFIES IN HIS DRINKS.
S.S.S.S.I.P. I WILL KEEP YOUR BELONGINGS, MAL. JUST GO BACK TO YOUR JEW. AND WHEN YOU GET TO IT, PUNCH IT IN THE FACE.
S.S.S.S.S.S.S.I.P. CRACKERS ARE SERIOUS FUCKING BUSINESS
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