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-Cassette Player is playing with his new Studio Series Battletrap figure-

Cassette Player (In a David Sobolov voice): Battletrap to Scourge no sign of the Transwarp Key.

Cassette Player (In a Peter Dinklage voice): This is Scourge, I’m sending Nightbird and Freezer over to assist you. If you see any Autobots or Maximals, kill on sight and save me their badge! It’ll look great on my grill.

Cassette Player (In a David Sobolov voice): You got it. What was that? Show yourself!

-Cassette Player then brings out his Studio Series Cheetor figure-

Cassette Player (In a David Sobolov voice): If it isn’t Cheetor, Maximal.

Cassette Player: I forgot Cheetor doesn’t have a voice actor.

-Salmonid Egg runs up to him-

Salmonid Egg: Cassette Player! You need to invent a new holiday for Boringville!

Cassette Player: Why should I?

Salmonid Egg: If you don’t… I’ll… I’ll destroy your new Transformers figures!

Cassette Player: No don’t! I’ll do it!

Salmonid Egg: Good now get to it!

-Cassette Player hops off wondering what to do. He suddenly hears the voice-

Junk?: Perhaps you should…

Cassette Player: Not yet. I’m not making a holiday based around a person that killed millions of people.

Junk?: You’ll have to reveal me to your friends soon.

Cassette Player: Not yet!

-After a while, Cassette Player pulls a giant chalkboard in front of the citizens of Boringville-

Cassette Player: Attention citizens of Boringville! I present to you… National Ghidorah Day! This is totally not a reference to my Ghidorah obsession! Heh heh…

-I pull off a black piece of paper that has a picture of Ghidorah-

Cassette Player: Our icon is this lovely space hydra.

Salmonid Egg (Offscreen): I thought you were aromantic!

Cassette Player: I’m still figuring myself out! Okay! I need time! Anyways, let’s move on. Delicacies.

-Cassette Player pulls off another black piece of paper revealing picture of gram crackers-

Cassette Player: This is a reference to a Godzilla film. Next up traditions!

-Cassette Player pulls off the black piece of paper revealing offerings-

Cassette Player: Now then. We must make offerings to Ghidorah. These offerings can be anything. Drawings, statues, and more! Next up origins!

-Cassette Player pulls off the last black piece of black paper saying origins-

Cassette Player: Millions of years ago! A space hydra landed on our planet. It killed millions of people leaving only a few select humans, radiation, and objects. Objects like us sucked up that radiation and we grew arms legs. We were alive! We rebuilt society! Now in order for us not to end up like humans. We offer him gifts.

-Cassette player goes and begins to play with my new figures-

Cassette Player (In a David Sobolov voice): Now then it’s my turn to kill you!

Description
-Cassette Player is playing with his new Studio Series Battletrap figure-

Cassette Player (In a David Sobolov voice): Battletrap to Scourge no sign of the Transwarp Key.

Cassette Player (In a Peter Dinklage voice): This is Scourge, I’m sending Nightbird and Freezer over to assist you. If you see any Autobots or Maximals, kill on sight and save me their badge! It’ll look great on my grill.

Cassette Player (In a David Sobolov voice): You got it. What was that? Show yourself!

-Cassette Player then brings out his Studio Series Cheetor figure-

Cassette Player (In a David Sobolov voice): If it isn’t Cheetor, Maximal.

Cassette Player: I forgot Cheetor doesn’t have a voice actor.

-Salmonid Egg runs up to him-

Salmonid Egg: Cassette Player! You need to invent a new holiday for Boringville!

Cassette Player: Why should I?

Salmonid Egg: If you don’t… I’ll… I’ll destroy your new Transformers figures!

Cassette Player: No don’t! I’ll do it!

Salmonid Egg: Good now get to it!

-Cassette Player hops off wondering what to do. He suddenly hears the voice-

Junk?: Perhaps you should…

Cassette Player: Not yet. I’m not making a holiday based around a person that killed millions of people.

Junk?: You’ll have to reveal me to your friends soon.

Cassette Player: Not yet!

-After a while, Cassette Player pulls a giant chalkboard in front of the citizens of Boringville-

Cassette Player: Attention citizens of Boringville! I present to you… National Ghidorah Day! This is totally not a reference to my Ghidorah obsession! Heh heh…

-I pull off a black piece of paper that has a picture of Ghidorah-

Cassette Player: Our icon is this lovely space hydra.

Salmonid Egg (Offscreen): I thought you were aromantic!

Cassette Player: I’m still figuring myself out! Okay! I need time! Anyways, let’s move on. Delicacies.

-Cassette Player pulls off another black piece of paper revealing picture of gram crackers-

Cassette Player: This is a reference to a Godzilla film. Next up traditions!

-Cassette Player pulls off the black piece of paper revealing offerings-

Cassette Player: Now then. We must make offerings to Ghidorah. These offerings can be anything. Drawings, statues, and more! Next up origins!

-Cassette Player pulls off the last black piece of black paper saying origins-

Cassette Player: Millions of years ago! A space hydra landed on our planet. It killed millions of people leaving only a few select humans, radiation, and objects. Objects like us sucked up that radiation and we grew arms legs. We were alive! We rebuilt society! Now in order for us not to end up like humans. We offer him gifts.

-Cassette player goes and begins to play with my new figures-

Cassette Player (In a David Sobolov voice): Now then it’s my turn to kill you!