Comments: 13
Guntherson962 [2016-05-29 04:02:00 +0000 UTC]
Me: *Sighs*... It has to be done otherwise I wouldn't call him.
*Picks up phone*
Deadpool: You have reached the sexiest man alive, how may I help you?
Me: Hey Wade, It's...
Deadpool: HEY BUDDY! I HAVEN'T HEARD FROM YOU SINCE PLANKING WAS A THING!!!
Me: *whisper*with good reason*whisper* Yeah it has been a while hasn't it?
Deadpool: Man it's good to hear from you, how've ya been?... You'll know when you're done, so stop asking!
Me: What?
Deadpool: Nothin, now what made you call me? Need someone offed?
Me: It's funny you should ask, see theres this Satan spawn named Cinder Fall and she orchestrated the deaths of two of my friends...
Deadpool: Say no more compadre, I am on it! That bitch is gonna be one pile of ug-oh-Oh-OOOOOOH YES!
Me: Wade?
Deadpool: Ignore that, just consider the girl dead.
Me: Thanks Wade, I knew I could count on you. But there are a few things you should probably know first.
Deadpool: Like what?
Me: Well first and foremost this woman can fly, control the weather, and shoot fireballs mercilessly on top of using a bow and various forms of dust.
Deadpool: I hear ya, so what exactly do I need to be worried about?
Me: How did I know that wouldn't even phase you? Anyway the last thing is than it needs to be drawn out and painful, I'm serious Wade make it last more than an hour.
Deadpool: Wow, you really don't like this lady do ya?
Me: No I do not. Oh and if there happens to be a red haired bull Faunus with her kill him too, it doesn't have to be as drawn out so undeniably dead works in a pinch, I'll pay extra.
Deadpool: Hey I still owe you for gift wrapping me little Nui here, this ones on the house pal. Hey you aint done yet, three time sure as hell aint enough.
Me: ...uh thanks Wade... you're the best.
Deadpool: You know it, I'll call ya when it's all said and done.
Me: Later Wade*Hangs up* Muuuuuuch later.
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xelianthought [2016-04-30 17:50:40 +0000 UTC]
So sad, but so impressive!
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svolozhanin7 [2016-04-10 13:47:38 +0000 UTC]
Gregor(Me in RWBY): "Pyrrha Nikos" losing, what a irony.
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Pirimidhead [2016-03-30 03:13:44 +0000 UTC]
She was one of my favorite characters and the other one was penny T-T
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Heimyu [2016-03-03 21:09:12 +0000 UTC]
It's times like this when I wish I had dragon ball's
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Jokerz-1824 In reply to Heimyu [2016-03-17 22:57:32 +0000 UTC]
Get the Dragon Radar and let's go searching!
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Hazzamo16 [2016-02-27 21:04:46 +0000 UTC]
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART!!!, AND YOU'RE TO BLAME!!!!
YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME!!!
sorry, couldn't resist
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ThePhoenixKing32 [2016-02-26 22:45:41 +0000 UTC]
YES! Thank you! That is awesome!
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CytoSprout [2016-02-24 22:12:33 +0000 UTC]
Your art is getting so good!!! I'm so proud of you!<3 ;v;
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Lunarisfox [2016-02-23 04:20:11 +0000 UTC]
RWBY...
This part made my heart drop like a brick...
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