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Published: 2010-12-21 23:08:14 +0000 UTC; Views: 3847; Favourites: 16; Downloads: 26
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Somebody else somewhere on the internet agrees with me on this. Till Lindemann, lead singer of Rammstein, I can honestly picture as the Joker. So, as an experiment with Photoshops tools, I got a picture of him from the music video for Ich Tu Dir Weh and just started going over it.Maybe this could be a Photo Manip? I don't know.
Lol, something I found funny, in Batman R.I.P, the Joker goes shirtless at least three times, and had purple suspenders on, and then I give Till purple suspenders, then realize the connection.
I may work on the face some more eventually. the eyes though, God I can't believe I colored those
The music video (which is awesome) can be found here>> [link]
Lyrics are here:
Nur fur mich bist du am Leben [You're only alive for me]
Ich steck dir Orden ins Gesicht [I poke medals into your face]
Du bist mir ganz und gar ergeben [You are utterly devoted to me]
Du liebst mich denn ich lieb dich nicht [You love me because I don't love you]
Du blutest fur mein Seelenheil [You bleed for the salvation of my soul]
Ein kleiner Schnitt und du wirst geil [A little cut and you're turned on]
Der Korper schon total entstellt [Your body already completely disfigured]
Egal erlaubt ist was gefallt [Whatever, anything goes]
Ich Tu Dir Weh [I hurt you]
Tut mir nicht leid [I'm not sorry]
Das tut dir gut [It does you good]
Hor wie es schreit [Listen to it scream]
Bei dir habe ich die Wahl der Qual [With you, I choose the torment]
Stacheldraht im Harnkanal [Barbed wire in the urethra]
Leg dein Fleisch in Salz und Eiter [Put your flesh in salt and pus]
Erst stirbst du doch dann lebst du weiter [First you die but then you'll keep living]
Bisse Tritte harte Schlage [bites, kicks, hard blows]
Nadeln Zangen stumpfe Sage [Needles, pliers, dull saw]
Wunsch dir was ich sag nicht nein [Make a wish, I won't say no]
Und fuhr dir Nagetiere ein [And I'll insert the rodents into you]
Ich Tu Dir Weh [I hurt you]
Tut mir nicht leid [I'm not sorry]
Das tut dir gut [It does you good]
Hor wie es schreit [Listen to it scream] x2
Du bist das Schiff ich der Kapitan [You are the ship, I'm the captain]
Wohin soll denn die Reise gehen [Where do you want to go?]
Ich seh im Spiegel dien Gesicht [I see your face in the mirror]
Du liebst mich denn ich lieb dich nicht [You love me because I don't love you]
Ich Tu Dir Weh [I hurt you]
Tut mir nicht leid [I'm not sorry]
Das tut dir gut [It does you good]
Hor wie es schreit [Listen to it scream] x3
Fits Sanctus sort of, don't it?
Ich Tu Dir Weh song, video, and lyrics © RAMMSTEIN
Till Lindemann © Till Lindemann
The Joker © D.C Comics
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Lol, it's funny cuz I'm not the only person who thinks this, and then they made a video called Mein Land recently where they wear Jokeresque make up xD
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yess i love the end of that video 
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XD This is nice. I never really saw how much he looked like the joker until now.
I swallowed a flashlight trying to remake this video.
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Somebody else agrees with me
Psh, smooth.
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XD the Joker
(conscience : upps, don't laught or you will die OxO)
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XD yes, I go always in bad situations XD
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This would be a very dark Joker indeed! Well done!
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Thank you! I think I'll put it in scraps later if I don't work on it some more and since this was just to practice with Photoshop and I only colored over a picture. I feel like I'm cheating somehow……
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No, not cheating, this is your take on it. But I would like to see you expand on it. Art is all about experimentation with diferent mediums. Being Christian, I should see this band as really bad boys, but I love their SOUND. Their words can leave a lot to be desired sometimes, but their sound is good.
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I seriously think he should be the Joker somehow. He'd do a fantastic job, and he's already been in two movies and seems to know what he's doing
Yeah, some of their lyrics are pretty creepy. But I love Till's voice and I'd have to agree with you that their sound is awesome.
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Yeah, have to agree.
Hey, take a look on my profile page, at the comments there, see a post by DoReEgon. Please DO NOT comment on it, but take a look. A troll, wanting to apologise? These people will try anything. The troll in question has been banned, permanantly. They have 'several' other accounts (admitted to me here) & now, this one, who has been in on just about every bit of trolling this banned one has done, says they want to apologise? This DoReEgon is merciless to people here who are vulnerable, they say on their profile they are not a troll, they are an 'enforcer' of the rules. Take a look at their tagline too. Should I take this one seriously? Hell no! This sugary sweet approach of theirs is just so much out of character as to be laughable. I think that both groups may be in trouble, too many complaints against them I would guess?
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Huh. Wow. I usually don't get involved in stuff like this. But I searched around and found out she did ban some kids from here. Searched around some more and found out that DA does have a dusty rule where you have to be around 14 or something to be able to join here. They were 11, and the vid they made on Youtube was quiet pathetic. I'd say just ignore her.
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Oh, yeah, but she did a lot worse. Sure, there is an age limit here, but there is a way to go about it and hers is not the way. Also, she does it to others too, craps their work instead of encouraging, the language of all of them is unbelievable at times & they attack Christians & others too. I got involved with them because a young girl here who is of the right age was being pounded by them, even tough she asked them to stop. When I tried to get them to leave her alone, they jumped on me. Big mistake. There is a lot more & I don't intend to bore you with the details, but obviously, DA did & does take a dim view. To be honest, I think they are all being investigated at the moment & they are just trying to mend bridges. Ignore them? I have been, but seems they are trying to get me banned? It is on some of their journals. Best of luck I say, I have done nothing wrong. I have had nothing to do with them, not posted on one of their pages, for ages now, I have blocked the majority of them. Won't be answering this one either. Waste of space. I agree with you about the vid, but not all their victims are illegal here.
Anyway, good examples of TROLL!
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Yeah, like I said before, there's a lot of trolls out there. And if they keep hammering you and you ignore em' there's a chance they'll get banned because of harassment.
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One is gone already. Like I said, big mistake!
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yep! He who laughs last.....
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Laughs longest!
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The vids creepy
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[link] Big man
And he's German, so I'd be scared anyway. Low voice and everything.
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wow! I'd be scared too!
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Lol, but he's funny. He hates being stared at
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I loved it when he laughed at Flake falling off the crowd
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It was funny!
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Lol, my mom watched it and said he's your average German. Aloof, soft spoken, doesn't really laugh all that much. Same with the Irish.
Our waiter in Germany was kind of like that too. Except he was cracking up because we got this huge meat platter and barely dented it
"So you can't handle German sized portions!"
"
The best way I could describe him: Definitely a German. Had the accent, the attitude, everything, all in a big, buff package
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Thankees! Didn't take as long as I thought it would. Have you seen the video!? Till's crazy
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Holy Freak!! (I cant say the f word or i will get smacked..hard, moms don't kid.)Now i need to go watch the vid
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Yus! You must watch the vid! He got some creepy blue contacts and forked his tongue!
And he's a big man, a big, German man…. o____0 If he flexed, his bicep would probably be the size of my face
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Creepy but cool! It's always the Germans. Lol jk. Man that's a big a bicep
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[link] Here! See? Big man
I'd have to agree with you there to a point
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Holy Fudge!! He is BIG!! that would be kidkat in demon form(or worse
Now that would be amazing, i can see that too. Oh my garwsh! that's a funny!
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SEE I BLOODY TOLD YOU. And his voice is scary. It's all low and stuff.
It is amazing
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Zomfg i need to hear that
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[link] OMG he laughed
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OMG he is scary! it was cool when he laughed
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He's very soft spoken actually, compared to when he sings
I just was curious and typed in the main singers to all my favorite bands and found out their height/weight. Check this:
Till Lindemann, Rammstein: 6 Feet 3 Inches, 220 pounds
Chester Bennington, Linkin Park: 5 feet 10 inches, weight unknown
David Draiman, Disturbed: 5 feet 6 and a half inches weight also unknown
And the funniest
Sully Erna, Godsmack: 5 feet 5 inches, 140 pounds.
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Omg, that is cool, you got that all online? That is awesome!
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