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kArA-Redwing [2014-12-02 16:48:11 +0000 UTC]
Now he looks like a deer hunter.
Ohh he's a good brother. Despite the tormenting.
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kArA-Redwing In reply to the-rainbow-ass [2014-12-03 00:04:08 +0000 UTC]
I can see it now...
Val brings some lovely young thing home. They sit down. Enjoy a glass of wine. Chat intelligently about killing shit. Slowly wander into the bedroom. And just as the action is about to start--
KELWYN WITH EYES AS BIG AS SAUCERS STARING. (esp if Val brings home a girl) JUST STARING.
That would kill the mood pretty quick
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the-rainbow-ass In reply to kArA-Redwing [2014-12-03 00:06:06 +0000 UTC]
OH MY GOD KARA THAT JUST MADE MY NIGHT *dies of laughter*
Kelwyn, this is why Val can't have nice things! IT'S BECUZ OF U!
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kArA-Redwing In reply to the-rainbow-ass [2014-12-03 00:23:20 +0000 UTC]
I thought you would enjoy that. <3 Kelwyn is a bad birdie. It's all that candy. If Val would just buy him the pretty ladeh magazines and lock him in a closet everything would be fine.
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the-rainbow-ass In reply to kArA-Redwing [2014-12-03 00:26:58 +0000 UTC]
Val assumed Freidrick's porn collection would be enough but sadly he looked through all of it :< Maybe if Val told him she's gonna tell Iola what he does maybe he'd behave :3
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kArA-Redwing In reply to the-rainbow-ass [2014-12-03 00:32:56 +0000 UTC]
Iola doesn't understand English though! And Roderick wants Kelwyn to GTFO. He always leaves candy wrappers in Roderick's bed. he doesn't appreciate that.
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the-rainbow-ass In reply to kArA-Redwing [2014-12-03 00:37:46 +0000 UTC]
Kelwyn can speak birdeh! D8
But as for leaving candy wrappers in Roderick's bed, he should be thankful Kel doesn't eat ice cream in his bed. Kel does that to Val when he's mad at her and it massively pisses her off <3
Why am I picturing a scene of Kelwyn dressed up like Romeo and Iola like Juliet?
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kArA-Redwing In reply to the-rainbow-ass [2014-12-03 00:47:11 +0000 UTC]
Roderick wants your bird out of the DIA HQ before he calls a Campaign to annihilate it. Also, Iola would eat her costume. She's pretty enough without one. (and Kelwyn probably prefers it that way anyway)
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kArA-Redwing In reply to the-rainbow-ass [2014-12-03 00:57:43 +0000 UTC]
Is it really overkill when two entire dimensions (expect Val) agree the bird must be exterminated? Roderick would turn the dictionary to "Plague."
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the-rainbow-ass In reply to kArA-Redwing [2014-12-03 01:02:43 +0000 UTC]
Kelwyn would be hurt by that. He'd tell Roderick that he considers him like a father and wants Iola's...talon, in marriage. Then when Val tries to tell him to shut it, Kelwyn stops her and says 'I'm the brains of this operation! You just hit stuff when I tell you'
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kArA-Redwing In reply to the-rainbow-ass [2014-12-03 01:17:34 +0000 UTC]
Roderick is gonna close down the inter-dimensional wyrmhole and revoke Kelwyn's visitation rights to the chicks is he keeps spewing out bullshit. That or he'll cook them for breakfast... mmmmm chicken biscuits.
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kArA-Redwing In reply to the-rainbow-ass [2014-12-03 01:36:38 +0000 UTC]
Kelwyn would get kicked out of parenting classes faster than you can say "42nd trimester abortion."
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