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TheAngryMarine — The Coming of Mulp

Published: 2015-06-04 04:48:08 +0000 UTC; Views: 2111; Favourites: 41; Downloads: 1
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Description To celebrate birthday I've commemorated the day she first defeated the Alfa Legion with weird and scarring porn.  Blame Dark.  He gave her a job.
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Comments: 47

Abramus5250 [2016-02-07 06:49:26 +0000 UTC]

I honestly love the dreadnaught's expression.  Like, he's seriously pissed.

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Lizren [2015-08-01 03:09:29 +0000 UTC]

This is comedy gold.

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SpikyRhinoBox [2015-06-24 18:14:08 +0000 UTC]

The abject and total horror

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TheAngryMarine In reply to SpikyRhinoBox [2015-06-24 18:17:12 +0000 UTC]

Don't worry.  Doctor Phil gave group therapy

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SpikyRhinoBox In reply to TheAngryMarine [2015-06-24 19:29:34 +0000 UTC]

That's... that somehow makes this worse to me xD

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TheAngryMarine In reply to SpikyRhinoBox [2015-06-24 19:56:47 +0000 UTC]

Then the treatment has worked

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SpikyRhinoBox In reply to TheAngryMarine [2015-06-24 20:55:28 +0000 UTC]

THAT'S NOT HOW TREATMENT WORKS!!! AAAAAUUUUUGHHHHH!!!

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IntolerantMako [2015-06-24 05:08:54 +0000 UTC]

Trying to make a comedic event about you and your girlfriend breaking the groups rules. Real classy. You're lucky I only just learned about what happened. 

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Danerboots In reply to IntolerantMako [2015-06-24 18:58:35 +0000 UTC]

"Holy shit. She posted porn in our group!"

    "That was months ago and it was already taken care of. We all talked about how it was kinda hypocritical that a M rated franchise has a 13+ group and is afraid of porn but she left and that was that."

"BAN EVERYTHING" 

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IntolerantMako In reply to Danerboots [2015-06-24 22:48:04 +0000 UTC]

Nice memes. 

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Danerboots In reply to IntolerantMako [2015-06-25 00:13:27 +0000 UTC]

Loud and late. That's you~

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IntolerantMako In reply to Danerboots [2015-06-25 00:17:35 +0000 UTC]

Fashionably. 

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Danerboots In reply to IntolerantMako [2015-06-25 00:29:28 +0000 UTC]

The stick. Pull it out. You're never be happy. Do you need to be fucked? I got a couple of girls looking for a boyfriend or guys whatever your prefs.

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IntolerantMako In reply to Danerboots [2015-06-25 00:42:18 +0000 UTC]

I can't seem to find the stick, can you help me out here? 

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Danerboots In reply to IntolerantMako [2015-06-24 18:14:28 +0000 UTC]

Your name really fits your attitude. Its a joke. Pull the stick out and maybe people wouldn't be leaving your group in droves because the group of a wacky perverted gruesome world can't handle tits and memes.

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IntolerantMako In reply to Danerboots [2015-06-24 22:48:36 +0000 UTC]

Hey if you like porn of underage characters, that's on you. 

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TheAngryMarine In reply to Danerboots [2015-06-24 18:16:21 +0000 UTC]

We're not doing that

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TheAngryMarine In reply to IntolerantMako [2015-06-24 14:47:58 +0000 UTC]

Stop your barking.  It happened and its over.  Not like no one's ever broken the rules in chat before

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IntolerantMako In reply to TheAngryMarine [2015-06-24 16:49:24 +0000 UTC]

And those people get banned. There is no statute of limitations, and I reserve the right to act at any time if I feel there is cause. 

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TheAngryMarine In reply to IntolerantMako [2015-06-24 18:00:56 +0000 UTC]

Lol alright man.  No one got murdered here.  Let's just drop the statue of limitations and "I am the law" act.  Some people saw weird things and everyone is still about as functional as before.  We all had a good laugh...well not you.  You weren't there 

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IntolerantMako In reply to TheAngryMarine [2015-06-24 22:49:40 +0000 UTC]

Sorry if I don't like porn of underage characters being posted on a group that has strict rules against NSFW content. But you know, you do you, man. 

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TheAngryMarine In reply to IntolerantMako [2015-06-24 23:50:00 +0000 UTC]

Oh lordy here you go again.  Did I say I liked the porn?  Nah.  What I thought was funny was the reaction just like the one you got here.  Dude relax.  It happened.  It's done and if you're gonna pull that NSFW crap then there's been a lot over looked.  You're talking making a group that deals with M rated material PG-13.  I mean are you gonna say your place of work would be fine reading about...I dunno...Slaanesh?

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IntolerantMako In reply to TheAngryMarine [2015-06-25 00:09:06 +0000 UTC]

There is a very evident line between canon 40k materials and porn. Honestly if you even think there is a valid comparison there, you're a bigger idiot than I thought. I don't care if some has been overlooked, it does not excuse it. Honestly I would've just let this rest in the past but your attitude about the whole situation shows an underlying level of disrespect and perceived freedom from consequence. This was and still is just a warning, not just for the event in question but your attitude surrounding it, but I doubt you'll appreciate it as such. 

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Danerboots In reply to IntolerantMako [2015-06-25 00:28:03 +0000 UTC]

Dude. You are running a fucking gloried skype and steam group. Calm the hell down. Sheesh. If you keep talking like this I'm gonna assume you really don't have much going on. You are months late on the subject. Weeks late to comment on the picture. (You are like a deviantart art theft case report bro) You are trying to be tough and scaring no one. Get over it. 

 Eightball's point is, (since you missed it because of your nerd rage) don't be a fucking hypocrite. If you are going to let things slide, then you let all things slide or none at all. You do not have some strict rules while letting shit sslide. You are also doing a piss poor job at running a group, when you go people moaning like they are having sex on skype, talking about dicks and pussies, sex, violence, drugs and what they'd like to do to bronies.

I've been out of your group for months now and even if I was invited back with bells and whistles I would not want to. I don't want to hang around 13 year olds. Your threats and tough talk mean nothing and I have been laughing at your late ass reaction, slowpoke. (Man you fit perfectly in the meme.) Get over yourself and possibly find a new hobby because if you and your ilk can't handle the porn I showed you, you can't handle Warhammer.(ooo ho ho. There is a lot of scary sex and rape in there 0_0 )  Fake geek boy. 

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IntolerantMako In reply to Danerboots [2015-06-25 00:41:37 +0000 UTC]

Honestly you're taking this way too personally. I'm just checking the boxes here. If you this takes any effort or concern on my part, you're very mistaken. The fact you took this INTERNET incident so personally as to write paragraphs of how "funny" this is to you, you care too much about trying to look cool. I'm not here for a pissing contest.

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TheAngryMarine In reply to IntolerantMako [2015-06-25 00:25:05 +0000 UTC]

Mako, there is no line between the two.  I would never...REPEAT NEVER show any of this to my higher ups.  When I did ROTC and SMP Nat. Guard I and some of my friends never talked about 40k material while on the job because it's not something you talk about at work.  If you honestly think that this is something that is SFW then you my friend must have had some cushy bosses, because I've known guys that have gotten fired for looking at facebook.  All of it is NSFW, but that's not the real point.  I do appreciate the warning as much as I can for something that really doesn't impact me too much.  You can ban me and will I miss talking to people?  Yeah, but honestly it doesn't impact me in the slightest.  It's really an empty threat that I do not appreciate on a matter that doesn't involve you in the slightest because you were not there and it's waaaaaaaaaay past the day it happened.  You are around 2 to 3 months late on the actual event and three weeks late to comment about this on the pic.  So you do what you gotta.  It happened.  I don't deny I had a part in it by getting her invited, but no one got hurt.  No one died of porn and you are way past late on this.  Just calm yourself and either laugh at the event or put it out of mind.  It's never gonna happen again cause she left the group the day in question because there were reactions still like the one you are doing.

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IntolerantMako In reply to TheAngryMarine [2015-06-25 00:33:51 +0000 UTC]

I'm not going to ban you, it's just the disregard and disrespect evident by, as I said, trying to make light of something you shouldn't, that being posting porn of underage characters in a group chat for a group that disallows posting porn. That's not funny, should not be treated as such, and disregarding that is a detestable thing to do. I don't dislike you or your girlfriend personally, but your attitude of "forget about it" doesn't work when people will, as you have, cite past events going unpunished as validation for their current actions. This is a thing I have to deal with often. I can't just let it go because that sets a bad precedence. 

Also, ROTC and National Guard, you have my resp- Nah just kidding, go Active or go fucking home. I guess the infantry is 'cushy' if you consider not being uptight pussies as 'cushy'. 

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TheAngryMarine In reply to IntolerantMako [2015-06-25 00:40:43 +0000 UTC]

I was set to be a combat engineer and was slotted for SAPPER, but they removed me after I shattered my ankle.  So yeah, cushy

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IntolerantMako In reply to TheAngryMarine [2015-06-25 00:43:16 +0000 UTC]

Being slotted doesn't mean shit. They'll take that shit away from you 90% of the time unless you're E6 or above.

Should have drank more water.

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TheAngryMarine In reply to IntolerantMako [2015-06-25 00:47:26 +0000 UTC]

No, VDOT should have fixed the pot holes they were supposed to 4 months ago

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IntolerantMako In reply to TheAngryMarine [2015-06-25 00:49:26 +0000 UTC]

Expecting the Army to do anything. Hohoho what a good joke. 

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TheAngryMarine In reply to IntolerantMako [2015-06-25 00:55:20 +0000 UTC]

Well you got me there

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IntolerantMako In reply to TheAngryMarine [2015-06-25 00:59:15 +0000 UTC]

And I just re-enlisted, too. Aint that a bitch. 

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TheAngryMarine In reply to IntolerantMako [2015-06-25 01:47:48 +0000 UTC]

Yeah man, but thats job security

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IntolerantMako In reply to TheAngryMarine [2015-06-25 01:56:05 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, and who knows, I might actually get to PCS to somewhere nice eventually. 

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ThatOneGuyInTheHat [2015-06-07 13:49:47 +0000 UTC]

I'm...not sure what this tactic is suppose to do...

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TheAngryMarine In reply to ThatOneGuyInTheHat [2015-06-08 16:35:11 +0000 UTC]

If it makes you uncomfortable in your pants then its obviously working whatever the hell she had in mind

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ThatOneGuyInTheHat In reply to TheAngryMarine [2015-06-09 16:17:09 +0000 UTC]

Well then isn't working, because I'm more confused to how this will actually benefit her...but whatever, Augurs aren't the brightest sorts anyway.

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TheAngryMarine In reply to ThatOneGuyInTheHat [2015-06-09 16:30:43 +0000 UTC]

Yeah

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RougeStatus [2015-06-06 05:51:51 +0000 UTC]

Lo and behold, FEMALE GENITALIA! 

Emperor be with us.

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TheAngryMarine In reply to RougeStatus [2015-06-07 00:27:14 +0000 UTC]

He can't help us now man

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NarayanBurke [2015-06-05 07:59:41 +0000 UTC]

That Dreadnought is shitting himself mentally.

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TheAngryMarine In reply to NarayanBurke [2015-06-07 00:27:33 +0000 UTC]

He's based off of someone we all know that viewed that day

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Terrortheslayer [2015-06-04 13:37:04 +0000 UTC]

lol

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Hellsmechanic [2015-06-04 12:59:34 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahahhaha

love it!

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Android3000 [2015-06-04 05:13:36 +0000 UTC]

Hahahah! Classic Boots.

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Wolfenstein2552 [2015-06-04 05:00:30 +0000 UTC]

I love the angry eyes on the Dreadnought

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