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joeyjumper94 [2020-03-26 22:00:29 +0000 UTC]
Celestia: "did she.. did she poot when i scared her like that?"
Celestia: *smells the fart*
Celestia: "aw Rainbowdash" *cough* "what did you eat?"
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BoldReaper [2019-11-23 02:51:19 +0000 UTC]
π³ that went from 0 to "oh sh*t" so fast
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goldorakx69 [2019-09-23 20:29:37 +0000 UTC]
Nice Joke!
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makarosc [2018-02-12 03:11:19 +0000 UTC]
It's funny how people like to forget Equestria is not Democratic but a Monarchy er rather an Oligarchy
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gattuvem72 In reply to makarosc [2019-04-30 18:32:54 +0000 UTC]
So how democratic are they, exactly? There are countries, such as the U.K. and Japan, where the monarch's role is mostly ceremonial and there are countries, such as the UAE and Swaziland, where the monarch actually has absolute power.
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makarosc In reply to gattuvem72 [2019-05-01 04:13:26 +0000 UTC]
No one's ever mentioned voting or elections or any limit to Celestia's power other than the EEA and that was appointed and the leader was a nazi
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gattuvem72 In reply to makarosc [2019-05-01 04:19:07 +0000 UTC]
Equestria is a member of the EEA... what are their feelings on Brexit?
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makarosc In reply to gattuvem72 [2019-05-01 04:21:46 +0000 UTC]
Equexit
Equestrian education administration
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gattuvem72 In reply to makarosc [2019-05-01 04:25:33 +0000 UTC]
So does EEA have the other meaning you mentioned in the show?
It also stands for European Economic Area, which encompasses the EU, plus Norway, Iceland, and Liechtenstein... possibly plus Equestria if it doesn't have another meaning.
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makarosc In reply to gattuvem72 [2019-05-01 11:47:10 +0000 UTC]
I think Equestria is supposed to America and Canada given it possesses Vancouver and about a dozen American cities
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gattuvem72 In reply to makarosc [2019-05-01 14:27:55 +0000 UTC]
Well, only Canada has a monarchy.
But which country is the Crystal Empire supposed to represent? Crystal City and Rainbow Falls are the only two locations we really know about there, although my head canon says there is another one that diminished with Crystal City's foundation.
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makarosc In reply to gattuvem72 [2019-05-01 20:49:03 +0000 UTC]
Well the real life explanation for this is little girls like princesses and it's an American cartoon
I think they're either mythical or more of Canada probably both
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gattuvem72 In reply to makarosc [2019-05-02 01:36:56 +0000 UTC]
So if Celestia doesn't like the EEA director and gives him the sack, could her approval ratings possibly go down to the point her parliament and her constituents no longer support her?
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makarosc In reply to gattuvem72 [2019-05-02 01:46:11 +0000 UTC]
Maybe, like I said no one has ever mentioned a parliament plus I think whole she is literally a God thing is pretty good insurance my theory has always been Celestia has absolute power but just doesn't use it
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gattuvem72 In reply to makarosc [2019-05-02 01:51:08 +0000 UTC]
Even though a parliament is never mentioned, an absolute monarchy is rare in this day and age. There are only seven left, one of which is the Vatican City.
And "literally a God"? Wouldn't that give people more reason to question:
1) Whether she deserves the divine right to rule granted by the real God for having another god before Him and
2) Whether she should be on the throne to begin with if her power literally has no limits?
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makarosc In reply to gattuvem72 [2019-05-02 02:16:20 +0000 UTC]
My character Celestia's half brother has a similar situation
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gattuvem72 In reply to makarosc [2019-05-02 03:04:36 +0000 UTC]
What situation?
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makarosc In reply to gattuvem72 [2019-05-02 11:25:08 +0000 UTC]
Ruler of a kingdom
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gattuvem72 In reply to makarosc [2019-05-03 01:54:30 +0000 UTC]
Which kingdom?
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gattuvem72 In reply to makarosc [2019-05-03 04:47:05 +0000 UTC]
Where is that?
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makarosc In reply to gattuvem72 [2019-05-03 11:46:05 +0000 UTC]
It's from the Elder Scrolls games y'know Skyrim he also colonized most of the other continents from famous games
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makarosc In reply to gattuvem72 [2019-05-02 02:15:07 +0000 UTC]
There's Few problems with that logic
1). Different day and age
2). No Christianity, No Jehovah, No Jesus, No Vatican City
3). The longevity of her rule she's been in power for 1000 years
4). Proof of divinity she does actually raise the sun as proven throughout the series
5). Benevolence she is nicer than most elected officials
6). Why question a goddess?
And on top of all that she's basically coddled her subjects into submission even if they did rebel she could just yell at them and they'd pout and walk away
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gattuvem72 In reply to makarosc [2019-05-02 03:00:45 +0000 UTC]
1) No offense, but how do we know when the MLP universe takes place? (This could be used to support either theory, though.)
2) I may be able to understand everything else, but why "no Jehovah"?
3) How do we know multiple Celestias haven't ascended the throne and Celestia didn't exaggerate when she said "It's been 1,000 years since I've seen you like this"?
4) Didn't Egyptian pharaohs claim to have similar powers?
5) That's really subjective, but I do agree that she hasn't really done much evil during her reign.
6) Because I'd go to hell for making a graven image if I didn't.
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makarosc In reply to gattuvem72 [2019-05-02 03:15:32 +0000 UTC]
1) different universe I mean
2) Jehovah is what I call the Christian God because I think it sounds better
3) Discord he would have brought it up
4) yes, but her claim is legitimate it may be a mockery of science but it's true
6) I'm assuming that's a religion joke
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gattuvem72 In reply to makarosc [2019-05-02 07:26:22 +0000 UTC]
2) But isn't He omnipotent?
3) Discord is Discord, so I'd probably expect him to have lived that long.
4) How could it be true? How do the other time zones on the planet function? And how did the sun rise and set before magic was used?
6) But if you were approached by someone who claimed to be a goddess, what would you do? (Also, no offense, but how do you think Luna would feel about her sister being a divine being?)
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makarosc In reply to gattuvem72 [2019-05-02 11:42:30 +0000 UTC]
2) I'm an Atheist
3) Discord speaks to Celestia as if she's the same one w ho turned him to stone 1000 years ago
4) it's a fantasy world, plus during the battle with Tirek Twilight raises the sun
6) I would say prove it and Luna is a god too as are Discord, Cadance, Twilight, and Flurry Heart
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foldabotZ [2016-08-06 15:03:42 +0000 UTC]
Trollestia strikes again!
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Anti-Viruse [2016-05-24 04:05:05 +0000 UTC]
Oh I'm so going to us that prank.
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sketchblue [2016-02-09 04:40:17 +0000 UTC]
XD
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mlpiloveme123 [2015-11-29 23:45:37 +0000 UTC]
im confused
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ChocoloverXXOX [2015-11-02 12:23:15 +0000 UTC]
That is like the 'big brother is watching you' poster in my homeroom class doorway.
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Missmoonrise [2015-04-06 02:11:44 +0000 UTC]
what?
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SayEeda19 [2015-02-28 12:28:13 +0000 UTC]
Celestia you totally just argued with ur comment by just going thereΒ
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Krysnha [2015-02-01 05:56:25 +0000 UTC]
Yes the goodes of the sun can watch you
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xXUltimateNozic90Xx [2014-12-06 02:56:24 +0000 UTC]
*PREPARING RAINBOW 18 TO THE MOON* *LAUCHING IN FIVE, FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE!*
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Centaur71 [2014-06-23 01:08:20 +0000 UTC]
POW! ZOOM! TO DA MOON!
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W0nderbolts [2014-06-08 21:37:12 +0000 UTC]
pfff changelings > anything
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willtommo [2014-05-23 19:43:17 +0000 UTC]
Is the poster like a 1984 parody? xD very nice comic.
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TheBadFaerie In reply to willtommo [2014-05-25 11:05:13 +0000 UTC]
Yes, in a way.
it's my version of the classic Solar Empire "Obey" poster.
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Werewolf-Hero [2014-05-19 02:10:52 +0000 UTC]
and Rainbow was never seen agin.
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SonicMila [2014-05-13 16:54:10 +0000 UTC]
Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β Β
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DangMarzia [2014-02-14 16:32:32 +0000 UTC]
Say bye bye to rainbow kitty (DatMarzia)
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