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Description Bruce caught your lips with his in a simple and sweet kiss. The lower lab of the Helicarrier was empty except for the two of you with Tony off on assignment and Bruce wanted to take advantage of not having to steal kisses from you in dark corners and empty hallways.

You wound your arms around his neck happily, your hands finding their way into his chocolate curls, and the kiss got a bit more heated. You could feel Bruce smirk slightly as he lifted you to sit on the lab table you’d been leaning against and you wrapped your legs around him to pull him in closer as your tongues battled for dominance.

Within minutes he had your shirt off so he could place kisses and love bites down your neck and collarbone. You were having trouble remembering how exactly that had happened, thinking, “Well that escalated quickly,” as you smirked before letting out a moan as he sucked at a particularly sensitive spot.

Coming back down to earth you realized that this was a particularly bad position for you to be in if someone were to walk in, seeing as not only were you half naked but you and Bruce were trying to keep your relationship on the down low.

You ran your fingers through his hair, trying to keep your composure as his lips inched closer to the sensitive skin of your breast, “Bruce h-honey?”  

“Hmmm?” came the response, his lips never leaving your skin.

You gulped trying to think straight as the vibration gave you goose bumps, “We cannn’t do this h-here. Someone m-might seeee-ee.”

As you were saying it his lips teased at the exposed flesh at the edge to your bra making it so you almost couldn’t get the words out but when you finished he paused to think about it before removing himself from you with a heavy sigh, “Right.”

You chuckled as his face set into an annoyed pout that was absolutely adorable on him and then pulled him in for one last kiss. You both knew that you would continue this later in the privacy of his room. What you didn’t know was that Hawkeye had seen the whole thing, having been on his way into the lab to ask you and Bruce a sciency question.

He’d stopped short of entering when he saw Bruce kiss you and a wicked smile spread across his lips as he snapped some photos with his phone before backing silently away.

The next day Bruce took a break from what the two of you were working on to go to the cafeteria and get you both some much needed tea refills. He had barely made it across the room before Coulson burst in looking uncharacteristically angry, “BANNER!”
Bruce jumped, whipping around to search for the source of his name and when his eyes locked on Coulson he went pale. You had warned him that Phil was basically your older brother since you’d pretty much grown up on the Helicarrier and that he was extremely protective, a fact that didn’t make Bruce feel any better as Coulson advanced across the room.

He stopped in front of him holding up his phone, “Care to explain what exactly you are doing to (F/n) in these pictures.”

Bruce leaned forward slightly to get a better look, pressing his glasses up higher on his nose. The two of you were doing a lot more than kissing on the little screen and he quickly recoiled, turning a dark shade of red.

His and Coulson’s eyes met for a moment before Bruce darted in the opposite direction of him at a sprint with Coulson giving chase. Bruce managed to put a round table between them, people quickly getting out of their way as they danced around it and Bruce called, “I can explain!”  

Coulson just growled causing Bruce’s eyes to widen as he spun to make a break for it, hoping to get back to the lab. Unfortunately, his path was blocked by everyone’s favorite super soldier, Steve, who he promptly ran into, almost tumbling backwards.

Steve placed a hand on his shoulder to steady him before moving in between him and a rapidly advancing Coulson, “I think it would be wise to give Dr. Banner here a chance to explain before the two of you manage to tear the ship apart, don’t you Agent Coulson?”

Coulson seemed to calm a little and straightened his tie, “I suppose your right Captain.”

Steve looked to Bruce expectantly and he rubbed the back of his neck awkwardly, “(F/n) and I-I we have- we’ve been dating for over three months now. W-we didn’t want anyone to know until we were ready.”

Anger flashed through Coulson’s eyes again and he yelled, “Three months? What? Are you ashamed of her or something?”

Bruce’s own anger bubbled up in his chest as he matched Coulson’s level to respond, “Of course not! We were trying to avoid teasing from the rest of the team as well as situations like this one.”

The shouting match continued, getting more an more heated as Coulson accused Bruce of endangering you and poor Steve attempted to mediate the situation with no success.

Bruce finally spat at him, “Shut up Steve.” 


Coulson gasped, “Don’t you dare tell America’s greatest hero to shut up. He’s certainly a much better candidate to date (F/n) than you. Stable, handsome, and a perfect gentleman. You sure as hell wouldn’t catch him defiling her on top of a lab table.”

Bruce saw red then, well green actually, and the Other Guy made his inevitable appearance with a deafening roar. Coulson didn’t back down, “See you can’t even control yourself”

He squared off against the Hulk in a stare down for a second before the giant threw the nearest table at him. Coulson dodged and pulled his gun, ready to shoot. Those who weren’t smart enough to leave when this whole thing started quickly shuffled out and Steve bellowed pleas for the two of them to stop.

Before he could pull the trigger you planted yourself between them, having arrived shortly before the table was thrown. Coulson lowered his gun as you leveled him with a glare and turned to the Hulk, who was growling angrily.

You fearlessly strode forward and pressed a hand against his chest, “Sweetie look at me.” The Hulk’s anger seemed to ebb slightly as he looked down at your calm yet unamused face, and you continued, “I’m not going anywhere, I love you and only you, but right now you need to calm down.”

The Hulk grunted in an unconvinced way, looking up at Coulson and then back at you, and you shook your head, “I don’t care what he said. I need you here with me right now. Please?”

To everyone’s surprise the green giant started to shrink until he was back to being just normal sized Bruce and you handed him the spare set of clothes you’d grabbed as you left the lab earlier with a quick reassuring kiss on the cheek.

You turned to let him get dressed and strode over to Coulson, “What were you thinking?”

The man floundered when he was faced with the entirely peeved look you were giving him, “I-I just- I- well Kiddo- I-You’re my little sister (F/n). I was worried that-“

“That what? He was going to hurt me? That he wasn’t right for me?”

He nodded sheepishly and you sighed running a hand over your face, “I love you to death Phil but do you seriously think I would have gotten myself into this if I couldn’t handle it?”

Coulson looked to the floor, “Well… no. I suppose not.”

You felt Bruce’s hand on your shoulder and you turned to look him over before pulling him to you tightly, “Are you feeling alright?”

Bruce nodded and you set into babbling, “You’re not hurt anywhere? I should have gotten here sooner. I’m so sorry. I could have prevented all this if I had just come with you to get the tea. Are you sure you all right? I’m so sor-“

Bruce cut you off in the only way he could, pressing his lips gently to yours, and then looked you in the eye as he said, “I’m fine Sunshine. It’s not your fault at all. If I hadn’t gotten so bold in the lab yesterday no one would even know.”

You shook your head, “It takes two to tango Brucie.”

Steve cleared his throat and you both glanced toward him before parting with deep blushes coloring each of your cheeks. Coulson furrowed his brow, “Do you love her Banner? If you lie to me I’ll know.”

You shot Coulson a killer look before examining the floor, Bruce had never actually said he loved you before. You had told him you loved him many times but you knew that he wasn’t ready so he usually just kissed you in response. It was kind of sore topic between the two of you.

To your surprise Bruce didn’t skip a beat, wrapping a comforting arm around your waist as he announced, “Yes, I do.”

You head snapped up to look at him and he gazed back at you with a shy smile, “I love you (F/n). I’ve been wanting to say that for a while but the moment never seemed right.”

You grinned and met him half way for a kiss before returning the sentiment, “I love you too Bruce.”

“And (F/n) you’re happy?” Coulson asked with a sigh.

You nodded quickly, “More than ever Philly.”

Coulson grinned before taking a step forward so he was standing right in front of Bruce, “Well then Bruce, you have my blessing...,” his expression suddenly went from jovial to dark, “But if you ever hurt her in anyway not even the Other Guy will stop me from pummeling you into the ground until you never get up again. Got it?”

Bruce gulped and gave a hesitant nod and Coulson’s expression changed to happy again, “Good. Now I’d better go clear things up with Fury,” he started to walk off and paused to call over his shoulder, “Oh and good luck with Stark you two.”

You and Bruce exchanged glances and then groaned. You were never going to hear the end of this.

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Comments: 68

edgirl1 [2017-04-18 05:31:30 +0000 UTC]

Did Phil just marry us FYI I love Clint
clint get me a penutbutter and banana sandwich and I'll love you 

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MarvelFan66 [2016-12-09 16:42:08 +0000 UTC]

Awesome!

Never liked hawk eye though, have you heard or read what happened? 

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ShiraTheDullahan [2016-12-06 13:35:10 +0000 UTC]

'Good luck with stark" yeah, that's gonna end well XD

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EveryFandomGirl [2016-11-19 23:51:36 +0000 UTC]

Coulson's gonna kick hulks ass to the curb

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bluedragon1208 [2016-08-27 22:35:11 +0000 UTC]

Well, now that that's over. *grows claws out, and scales over skin* CLINT BARTON YOU ARE DEAD WHEN I FIND YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT EVEN THOR OR HULK CAN PROTECT YOU!!!!!!!!!!


Awesome work by the way.

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N3rdA13r7 [2016-08-10 13:58:12 +0000 UTC]

God damn it Coulson

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LadyCobblepot [2016-07-07 19:10:35 +0000 UTC]

Wait. Hawkeye gets away with that?

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JasmineLonbards [2015-12-24 15:29:42 +0000 UTC]

I love Coulson's fan girl moment with Captain America(he's my favorite too 😍)

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phoenixjewls [2015-11-04 19:08:40 +0000 UTC]

That was great

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BadBoyslAreMoreFun [2015-03-03 23:31:18 +0000 UTC]

  

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AuraLady [2015-02-12 00:33:21 +0000 UTC]

PERVS!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU COME DOWN ON US FOR DOING STUFF WHEN YOU WERE TAKING PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Imaunikitty In reply to AuraLady [2015-03-31 16:36:02 +0000 UTC]

Yeah!

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kgirl29 [2014-11-01 05:37:54 +0000 UTC]

AHHH PHIL IS LIKE MY BRO AND BRUCE CALLED ME SUNSHINE ITS FATE AND I THINK IM GONNA CRY

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AuraLady In reply to kgirl29 [2015-02-17 20:43:46 +0000 UTC]

**hands you a box of kleenex**

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kgirl29 In reply to AuraLady [2015-02-17 22:44:38 +0000 UTC]

Thank you

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AuraLady In reply to kgirl29 [2015-02-17 23:15:30 +0000 UTC]

welcome

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x-Chibi-Ninja-Chan-x [2014-10-01 20:41:48 +0000 UTC]

Dwaaaaah!!! I freaking love it! Especially Couslon being all protective and loving, yet scary lol!!    

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loki-s-army-221B [2014-07-27 22:21:02 +0000 UTC]

This is too cute. Coulson is an overprotective daddy. XD

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LordBayatmorti [2014-07-08 02:28:50 +0000 UTC]

So I never reead bruce readers, but I needed to so I could understand how they would work so I can writeone of my own. Found. This. I had the most disgusted look on my face. XD
I LOVE ONLY LOKI AND PIETRO

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TheBeethatHums In reply to LordBayatmorti [2014-07-11 21:42:58 +0000 UTC]

Hahahaha It's not everyones cup of tea. I know that feel. There are some characters I just refuse to read.

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Cyteria [2014-06-12 10:33:54 +0000 UTC]

Dammit Clint! NOT HAPPY!!!!

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FvckBoiAshton In reply to Cyteria [2015-08-12 06:34:40 +0000 UTC]

"Clint Imma F***ing KILL YOU" *Shifts into Male Lion Form and chases Clint around the tower*

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FoxGirlFun [2014-04-25 15:54:53 +0000 UTC]

Clint you nearly got people killed? Really?
Lovely one shot!

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Crazyowls2468 [2014-03-25 23:06:37 +0000 UTC]

Me: Clint! You're dead!!! *shifts into dragon*

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TheBeethatHums In reply to Crazyowls2468 [2014-04-07 23:35:10 +0000 UTC]

Basically.

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Crazyowls2468 In reply to TheBeethatHums [2014-04-08 00:31:51 +0000 UTC]

Lol

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seerofheros [2014-03-14 10:30:06 +0000 UTC]

Mags: HAWK! You are dead *eyes red*
Hawk run like hell!

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TheBeethatHums In reply to seerofheros [2014-03-19 01:40:33 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha Pretty much.

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2ollux-Captor2 [2014-02-15 20:49:03 +0000 UTC]

my reaction to the pictures: CLINT YOU SON OF A BIT-CHICKEN NUGGET! I WILL BEAT YOU WITH YOUR OWN BOW! ASDFGHJKL!!!!!!!

then: fudge a duck.... we have to deal with Stark the stripper shipper 

(inside joke with one of my friends. basically i started calling Tony a shipper stripper because at a convention i ran into a cute guy cosplayer of him and we danced in some smoothie place for no apparent reason and he took of his shirt then we started talking about our ships) 

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TheBeethatHums In reply to 2ollux-Captor2 [2014-02-17 22:21:16 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahaha I can totally see you beating him with his own bow while Natasha gives him an unsympathetic look like you deserve this you idiot.

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2ollux-Captor2 In reply to TheBeethatHums [2014-02-17 22:57:19 +0000 UTC]

yes. or chase him around with it for a while until im tired then give up for the day and when he least expects it weeks later i get like a taser or something and poke his ribs with it XD

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TheBeethatHums In reply to 2ollux-Captor2 [2014-02-17 23:00:45 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahaha that would be perfect

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2ollux-Captor2 In reply to TheBeethatHums [2014-02-17 23:09:14 +0000 UTC]

yes i want to see his reaction if that happened. like would he do that loki squeak-groan when hulk slammed him into the ground or would he just like tense and twitch what would happen XD

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RomanceFreak [2014-02-11 18:48:51 +0000 UTC]

Geez leave it to Birdboy to tell Phil. XP 

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TheBeethatHums In reply to RomanceFreak [2014-02-15 19:39:55 +0000 UTC]

It's his job to cause as much trouble as possible.

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RomanceFreak In reply to TheBeethatHums [2014-02-15 23:26:35 +0000 UTC]

Indeed.

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VascarraWild [2014-02-06 01:28:51 +0000 UTC]

Me: CLINT. YOU WILL PAY!

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TheBeethatHums In reply to VascarraWild [2014-02-06 04:16:41 +0000 UTC]

Birdboy better watch his back.

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VascarraWild In reply to TheBeethatHums [2014-02-06 04:35:22 +0000 UTC]

Agreed. 

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Lokimakesmemelt15 [2014-02-02 16:31:11 +0000 UTC]

>////////////////////////////////////////////////////////< when it said hawkeye got pictures I was like oh shit oh shit god whyyyyy >///////////////<

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TheBeethatHums In reply to Lokimakesmemelt15 [2014-02-03 22:49:02 +0000 UTC]

Hahahahaha gotta watch out for that sneeky bird boy.

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Lokimakesmemelt15 In reply to TheBeethatHums [2014-02-04 13:48:16 +0000 UTC]

Most defenitly 

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MomoPoms [2013-12-09 01:48:14 +0000 UTC]

Very lovely. :3

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TheBeethatHums In reply to MomoPoms [2013-12-10 00:00:35 +0000 UTC]

Thank you!

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link2008 [2013-12-08 03:58:53 +0000 UTC]

Very sexy and awesome loved it! Phil is to adorable

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TheBeethatHums In reply to link2008 [2013-12-08 07:17:27 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! I love Phil in the older brother role.

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soldiergirlrenee [2013-12-07 23:58:44 +0000 UTC]

Lol so hot in the beginning, then exciting , and so sweet!!!

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TheBeethatHums In reply to soldiergirlrenee [2013-12-08 07:17:37 +0000 UTC]

Lol Thanks!

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soldiergirlrenee In reply to TheBeethatHums [2013-12-08 13:50:58 +0000 UTC]

😄☺️

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SkalliOtori [2013-12-03 16:40:01 +0000 UTC]

Wooooooooooooooah Phil was the Man! Awesome and the whole story was fantastic as well. I love the Bruce Storys they are so wonderful and amazing and somewhat comforting. Love it!

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