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Published: 2013-10-21 16:12:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 15516; Favourites: 309; Downloads: 0
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your name is _____, and this is whats happening.
Let's explain, shall we? You sit there smirking like a perverted idiot but what you're smirking at has nothing to do with your pervy mind. You have just handed your best-friend, (and flush crush) kankri, a small bag of pop-rocks. This is going to be entertaining....


“____, would you care to explain what this, uhm, substance is?” He said examining the bag of candy carefully. “Kanny. It's human candy. It's not gonna hurt ya, * cough* but you might be triggered * cough *” you say, not so discretely.


“what was that, ____? Your lack of enunciation can be triggering to some people! And furthermore I would like to....” yea, now is around the time you tune him out. You roll your eyes and sigh, “kankri...”


“The colors of this human bag of substance...” he continues. “Kankri~” you say a little louder. But he still kept blabbering. “KANKRI!” you shout. He jumps and switches his gaze towards you. “_____ that is highly unrequired! You could have just simply spoken my name to get my attention there is no need to yell.”


You're eyes widen and you sigh deeply and angrily, suppressing the urge to leap across the table and strangle him. You take a deep breath and calm yourself, “Just eat the fucking candy.”


“E-excuse me?” he said shyly, becoming quite frightened noticing you get angrier. “JUST EAT THE FUCKIN CANDY!” he jumps back in his seat as you almost shove the bag of pop rocks in his face.


He took the candy from you, opening the package and pouring a small amount into his hand. He was very hesitant on eating the candy but he didn't want you to notice because he didn't want you to be angry with him.


Although you had never noticed before, Kankri had a flush crush on you. It seemed extremely obvious to other trolls but maybe humans are too oblivious, he thought. He thought it would be fun to try new things with you so every time you suggest something that he would enjoy he goes along with it so he can spend more time with you, he didn't care what he had to do to get close to you.


(back to the story) He poked his tongue at the small pile of candy on his hand and the small pebbles began popping on his tongue. His eyes widened and he slowly began to freak out on the inside. You notice his change in attitude and you snicker.


“You alright there Kankri? Don't worry the popping wont hurt just, keep your mouth closed.” He nodded and closed his mouth and after a few more little handfuls of pop rocks he started to enjoy it. You also decide to have some candy and pour some on the tip of your tongue.


A bag of pop rocks later, you and kankri sit and laugh about kanrki's first pop rocks experience. You slowly settle down from laughing and now you're just smiling. Kankri sits and stares at you for a moment.


“uhm.._-_____ may I confess something? Trigger warning #confessions #red feelings #possible rejection #possible awkward silence” wait, did he just say red feelings?


You shake off that idea, maybe you were just hearing things, probably your wishful thinking again. “oh, uhm, sure kanny, go right ahead.” and with that he begins.


“_____ I must say this, I cannot keep it to myself any longer, although it should have been quite obvious. I have a flush crush on you. I know it might seem surprising to you but I have for quite a long time and it makes my blood pusher, flutter when we do activities like this becau-”


you cut him off by reaching across the table and grabbing him by his sweater and smashing your lips against his.


Blissful moments pass and you let go of kankri to see his bright red face. “You talk too much~” He touches his lips, still shocked about what just happened.


You stand up and begin to walk away, intentionally passing by kankri and whispering in his ear, almost seductively, “flushed for you too, kanny.”


Kankri watched as you walked away, your hips swaying all sassy like, “I am so fucking triggered right now.”

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Comments: 82

JinxX-000 [2014-11-28 00:55:30 +0000 UTC]

I am soooooo fucking triggered right now.
thatquotetho

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Amberpelt7 [2014-10-29 04:48:49 +0000 UTC]

Kankri! Your language could be extremely triggering to some people! Lol, just jokin with ya kanny. ("Triggered" if you know what I mean

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CrooksLaughter [2014-10-28 02:30:43 +0000 UTC]

"SHUT UP AND SLEEP WITH ME, COME ON, WHY DON'T YOU SLEEP WITH ME? SHUT UP AND SLEEP WITH ME, COME ON, UH HUH, SLEEP AND SLEEP WITH ME." That would have been me as I walk out. XD "SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP. YOU WERE YOUNG, YOU'RE FREE, WHY DON'T YOU SLEEP WITH ME?!" Lol.

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LOLZALO [2014-10-03 00:00:53 +0000 UTC]

Oh gee, I wonder why he's triggered... #Sarcasm

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Thecowgoesmoo12 In reply to LOLZALO [2014-10-06 23:44:07 +0000 UTC]

.....okay

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LOLZALO In reply to Thecowgoesmoo12 [2014-10-07 00:15:31 +0000 UTC]

Sorry, had to add that little tidbit.  

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jeffthekillerkupkake [2014-09-18 19:59:03 +0000 UTC]

Awesome bro keep writing

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Thecowgoesmoo12 In reply to jeffthekillerkupkake [2014-09-23 20:24:47 +0000 UTC]

thanks so much yo

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VerdeNeontheMix [2014-08-07 03:02:38 +0000 UTC]

Hahah, 69th comment. Lol...
That aside, I find this adorable.

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jeffthekillerkupkake In reply to VerdeNeontheMix [2014-09-18 19:59:27 +0000 UTC]

Congrats

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VerdeNeontheMix In reply to jeffthekillerkupkake [2014-09-20 22:31:26 +0000 UTC]

XD
Present me finds past me amusing.

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Thecowgoesmoo12 In reply to VerdeNeontheMix [2014-08-07 23:08:00 +0000 UTC]

lolol thanks you uwu*

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VerdeNeontheMix In reply to Thecowgoesmoo12 [2014-08-07 23:58:20 +0000 UTC]

No problem.

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RottenAppleSauce [2014-05-27 13:16:15 +0000 UTC]

I think the best part of the fanfic was reading all the comment omfg
great story tho

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Thecowgoesmoo12 In reply to RottenAppleSauce [2014-05-27 13:21:28 +0000 UTC]

uwu thanks a ton

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RottenAppleSauce In reply to Thecowgoesmoo12 [2014-05-27 13:48:32 +0000 UTC]

No probs
UwU

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BETHDrown [2014-05-03 15:55:14 +0000 UTC]

"I am so fucking triggered right now"
HELL NOW YOU WANT DIS COME GET DIS-wait what?

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Thecowgoesmoo12 In reply to BETHDrown [2014-05-06 05:11:41 +0000 UTC]

hehehe perfect <33

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BETHDrown In reply to Thecowgoesmoo12 [2014-05-06 20:46:22 +0000 UTC]

Puuurfect

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PawPurpleMoonNinja [2014-04-28 21:52:25 +0000 UTC]

"I am so fucking triggered right now"

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Thecowgoesmoo12 In reply to PawPurpleMoonNinja [2014-04-28 22:43:11 +0000 UTC]

hahahaha

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Pokemongirl1212 [2014-04-28 11:47:43 +0000 UTC]

Kankri: TW: #that ass #6uldge issues #p9ssi6le later 6ucket filling.

Me: ......Oh! Ooooooooooh! I see wat u did there.

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Thecowgoesmoo12 In reply to Pokemongirl1212 [2014-04-28 14:29:47 +0000 UTC]

hahaha

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Lizzels199 [2014-04-10 21:58:09 +0000 UTC]

OH YEAH YOU WANT THE BOOTY KANKRI
YOU WANT IIIIIIIIT
Too bad it belongs to your brother
Kankri: WHAT??
Haha just kidding
Kankri: ಠnಠ *is not amused*

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Thecowgoesmoo12 In reply to Lizzels199 [2014-04-11 02:57:24 +0000 UTC]

oh my gosh xD

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Lizzels199 In reply to Thecowgoesmoo12 [2014-04-11 11:28:00 +0000 UTC]

:3

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LunaCassanova1221 [2014-03-07 16:26:49 +0000 UTC]

*dead*
I died I fangirled to death
So cute and Pervy

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Thecowgoesmoo12 In reply to LunaCassanova1221 [2014-03-07 16:44:43 +0000 UTC]

oh thanks you ^^

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LunaCassanova1221 In reply to LunaCassanova1221 [2014-03-07 16:27:25 +0000 UTC]

^/////3/////^

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yupjustkeepmovin [2014-01-23 12:27:54 +0000 UTC]

THAT ENDING! THAT ENDING!! OMG KANNY!!!! YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS XD

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Thecowgoesmoo12 In reply to yupjustkeepmovin [2014-01-24 04:22:38 +0000 UTC]

^u^ hehehe <3

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yupjustkeepmovin In reply to Thecowgoesmoo12 [2014-01-24 07:26:56 +0000 UTC]

^3^

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CassieRoo [2014-01-17 03:01:32 +0000 UTC]

HOLY FUCK DUDE THAT WAS AWESOME~

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Thecowgoesmoo12 In reply to CassieRoo [2014-01-17 15:24:30 +0000 UTC]

well thanks a ton hun <3

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dark-winged-kitsune [2014-01-01 05:35:42 +0000 UTC]

Kankri watched as you walked away, your hips swaying all sassy like, “I am so fucking triggered right now.”

DON'T GO PERVY ON ME KANKRI! 

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HeartofDemons In reply to dark-winged-kitsune [2014-03-20 00:21:43 +0000 UTC]

But it might be adorable to have a pervy Kankri...

Or it might be the most horrible thing to ever happen.

....

I'll take my chance.

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Thecowgoesmoo12 In reply to dark-winged-kitsune [2014-01-03 05:22:27 +0000 UTC]

lol my apologies yo

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kittykatgirl2456 [2013-12-27 17:32:30 +0000 UTC]

Last sentence if you know what he means

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Thecowgoesmoo12 In reply to kittykatgirl2456 [2013-12-27 21:12:43 +0000 UTC]

i know what you mean

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kittykatgirl2456 In reply to Thecowgoesmoo12 [2014-01-05 00:24:42 +0000 UTC]

mhhm

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icyninjakitty1245 [2013-12-25 17:51:55 +0000 UTC]

Kankri watched as you walked away, your hips swaying all sassy like, “I am so fucking triggered right now.”        But you know you love it Kankri. Don't complain or the next thing I will do to you will be even more Triggering

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Mountainstar223alt In reply to icyninjakitty1245 [2014-03-25 19:53:37 +0000 UTC]

I HEARBY DOTH THIS COMMENT, 3RD BEST COMMENT OF THE YEAR!
1ST PLACE GOES TO: BEN LEMON
2ND PLACE GOES TO: ANOTHER KANKRI FANFIC COMMENT
3RD PLACE GOES TO: YOU! YOU GET THE PRIZE OF HAVING 3RD BEST COMMENT OF THE YEAR

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icyninjakitty1245 In reply to Mountainstar223alt [2014-03-26 02:28:37 +0000 UTC]

I'd like to thank the authorities.

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Mountainstar223alt In reply to icyninjakitty1245 [2014-03-26 02:39:40 +0000 UTC]

XD

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Thecowgoesmoo12 In reply to icyninjakitty1245 [2013-12-27 21:12:17 +0000 UTC]

oh goodness. thats the best comment i've seen yet

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icyninjakitty1245 In reply to Thecowgoesmoo12 [2013-12-27 22:53:30 +0000 UTC]

I try.

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wackart493 [2013-12-08 08:01:54 +0000 UTC]

You should do pop rocks with GAMZEE *SQUEEEEEEEE*

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Thecowgoesmoo12 In reply to wackart493 [2013-12-09 14:11:58 +0000 UTC]

i will eventually, sweety Cx

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wackart493 In reply to Thecowgoesmoo12 [2013-12-09 16:02:11 +0000 UTC]

Hhhhhhhhh okay uwu

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wackart493 [2013-12-08 07:59:10 +0000 UTC]

"Kankri watched as you walked away, your hips swaying all sassy like, “I am so fucking triggered right now.”" H-H-H-HOLY SHIT (o:      

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