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your name is _____, and this is whats happening.
Let's explain, shall we? You sit there smirking like a perverted idiot but what you're smirking at has nothing to do with your pervy mind. You have just handed your best-friend, (and flush crush) kankri, a small bag of pop-rocks. This is going to be entertaining....
“____, would you care to explain what this, uhm, substance is?” He said examining the bag of candy carefully. “Kanny. It's human candy. It's not gonna hurt ya, * cough* but you might be triggered * cough *” you say, not so discretely.
“what was that, ____? Your lack of enunciation can be triggering to some people! And furthermore I would like to....” yea, now is around the time you tune him out. You roll your eyes and sigh, “kankri...”
“The colors of this human bag of substance...” he continues. “Kankri~” you say a little louder. But he still kept blabbering. “KANKRI!” you shout. He jumps and switches his gaze towards you. “_____ that is highly unrequired! You could have just simply spoken my name to get my attention there is no need to yell.”
You're eyes widen and you sigh deeply and angrily, suppressing the urge to leap across the table and strangle him. You take a deep breath and calm yourself, “Just eat the fucking candy.”
“E-excuse me?” he said shyly, becoming quite frightened noticing you get angrier. “JUST EAT THE FUCKIN CANDY!” he jumps back in his seat as you almost shove the bag of pop rocks in his face.
He took the candy from you, opening the package and pouring a small amount into his hand. He was very hesitant on eating the candy but he didn't want you to notice because he didn't want you to be angry with him.
Although you had never noticed before, Kankri had a flush crush on you. It seemed extremely obvious to other trolls but maybe humans are too oblivious, he thought. He thought it would be fun to try new things with you so every time you suggest something that he would enjoy he goes along with it so he can spend more time with you, he didn't care what he had to do to get close to you.
(back to the story) He poked his tongue at the small pile of candy on his hand and the small pebbles began popping on his tongue. His eyes widened and he slowly began to freak out on the inside. You notice his change in attitude and you snicker.
“You alright there Kankri? Don't worry the popping wont hurt just, keep your mouth closed.” He nodded and closed his mouth and after a few more little handfuls of pop rocks he started to enjoy it. You also decide to have some candy and pour some on the tip of your tongue.
A bag of pop rocks later, you and kankri sit and laugh about kanrki's first pop rocks experience. You slowly settle down from laughing and now you're just smiling. Kankri sits and stares at you for a moment.
“uhm.._-_____ may I confess something? Trigger warning #confessions #red feelings #possible rejection #possible awkward silence” wait, did he just say red feelings?
You shake off that idea, maybe you were just hearing things, probably your wishful thinking again. “oh, uhm, sure kanny, go right ahead.” and with that he begins.
“_____ I must say this, I cannot keep it to myself any longer, although it should have been quite obvious. I have a flush crush on you. I know it might seem surprising to you but I have for quite a long time and it makes my blood pusher, flutter when we do activities like this becau-”
you cut him off by reaching across the table and grabbing him by his sweater and smashing your lips against his.
Blissful moments pass and you let go of kankri to see his bright red face. “You talk too much~” He touches his lips, still shocked about what just happened.
You stand up and begin to walk away, intentionally passing by kankri and whispering in his ear, almost seductively, “flushed for you too, kanny.”
Kankri watched as you walked away, your hips swaying all sassy like, “I am so fucking triggered right now.”