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TheDarkbreaker — Professor Nana
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Published: 2012-01-17 15:21:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 2207; Favourites: 17; Downloads: 13
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And here we have the last member of the Colonel-Commissar's team, the devastatingly endowe-I-i mean devastatingly intelligent Nana!She's come a long way since her days in Giga City, and is now a well known history professor, and a regular on the university lecture circuit. She's published several books, the most popular of which is her firsthand account of the Rebellion disaster of Giga City, and the truth of what really happened during that time.
Cool, calculating, and a tad bit too responsible at times, she's the one who works in the Colonel's shadow, finding information connections and intel that even he may have missed in his pursuit of justice.
...she also takes it upon herself to make sure their mobile base stays clean, a neverending task when you have a teammate like Fighting Fefnir Diz Aster.
Hobbies include playing chess with the Colonel, reading, putting together her new lectures and keeping up to date with further discoveries in the field of History.
She has learned some swordsmanship from the Colonel, but mostly prefers to use her mind to bring about her victories, preferring to leave actual physical violence to those capable of it, like the Colonel, or to those incapable of doing anything else BUT fighting, namely, Fefnir.
Her only flaw is a slight touch of insecurity about her looks, which is why she wears glasses despite not needing them (to look more...professorly, in other words) and her unfortunate tendency to trip over anything, up to and including thin air.
Current debates are over whether this adorable klutziness is due to something genuinely wrong with her internal balance systems, or something more...obvious...*cough*
Suffice it to say, calling her by the nickname "Lucky Sevens" is a very fast way to discover just HOW much swordsmanship she learned from the Colonel if the Colonel himself doesn't simply reduce you to the mental state of a whimpering two year-old girl with the force of his death-glare, anyway...
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Comments: 115
That's because they are.
:3
Sue me, I wanted to practice some boob physics. XD
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So, she's dating the Repliforce Colonel?
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Eventually yes.
...though he's now Colonel-Commissar, is a good guy, and wields a blade version of the Cross Punisher from Trigun.
He's here in the gallery as well, check him out.
But to really do it justice, I strongly recommend reading the fic sometime...like in between waiting for posts from me. XD
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Funny man, huh? But that's a decent thought, when I'm not working in StarMade.
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XD
I try. Though, what's StarMade?
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Minecraft in space. [link] My pal made an Arwing. [link]
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Thanks. I tried out a new stye when I was coming up with her design. So far it seems to have worked.
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...bear in mind that this is an full-fledged operator, who works on the frontlines of the battlefield supporting the COLONEL COMMISSAR and Fighting Fefnir DIZ ASTER.
Professor of DOOM does not even BEGIN to cover the steel in her backbone. Nana is indeed, a HELL of a lot tougher than you'd think by looking at her.
...I mean, aside from the whole Professor of DOOM vibe and all...
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So I'm more or less correct.
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Of course!
*Turns to Kyri* Pay up pixie!
Kyri-I'm not a PIXIE! Besides, he didn't say the second part.
He didn't have to, so pay up!
*Kyri begrudgingly does so*
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...why am I not surprised that people are taking bets on everything I say?
CB:...heh, dude, I bet five bucks you'd say that if she won.
*VAST AMOUNTS OF CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PAIN IS BROUGHT DOWN ON CB'S HEAD*
Do ignore that smoldering pile of wreckage in the corner. *dusts off hands*
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O.O
Uh oh... You better start running... Crystal just cleaned up in here.
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........FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-
*bolts from the room*
AUGH DEAR GOD NO, NOT THE ROOMBA ARMY! GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *runs screaming in the other direction*
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*Watches* Wow, not even a month old and they already have a reputation..
...or you could probably use your mysterious black chains to get rid of the wreckage.
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*grabs still-groaning CyberBreaker and stuffs him into the nearest torpedo tube*
FIRE IN THE HOLE!
BOOM!
CB: GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH YOU IDIOT YOU LEFT A TORPEDO IN HEEEEEEeeeeeerrreeeee...!
*explosion on horizon*
...No chains, but maybe that'll work better.
...also, it was strangely satisfying.
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*Calls to CB* Ya know, I think he would have left it in there anyway!
Hold on, there's something missing from all this.
*grabs mysterious ball from pocket and drops to the ground* FORE! *hits the ball with flux wand and there is a white flash as it hits CB*
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*blinking stars out of eyes*...okay, what the HELL was that?
And yes. Yes I would have.
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Oh, nothing too special... just the equivalent to mechanical itching powder... with a hint of lilac.
See, so why is he even complaining in the first place? Come to think of it, why wa he even on the ship?
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It's Cyberbreaker. Wherever you find Chibi-Breakers, you'll ALWAYS find Cyberbreaker.
Somehow. And since it is literally IMPOSSIBLE to get rid of the Chibi-Breakers for good...weeeell, you get my point.
Also, he keeps sneaking on board to troll us by pretending to be me and saying...other stuff. Your sister's probably one of the few who can actually call him out on it, again, due to her special skill, 'Common Sense'.
Mechanical itching- No, wait, I probably don't want to know.
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You know I think that that's another reason SZ likes to keep them around now that I think about it...
Oh it's not impossible. it's just replaced by a different problem... Kyri can get rid of them... but then there are usually copies all over.
...again, that and his teeth are sharked. That's how I tell...
*CB crawls up the side of the BH though the torpedo hole again. He looks really annoyed*
CB: Darkbreaker, where did you pick this girl up?
*turns to CB* wow, you back up here fast, how's that itching powder working for you?
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CB: Lady, I just had to trigger the explosive bolts on my armor to get that crap off! Where the hell did you even GET that stuff?!...wait, you can tell it's me? DAMMIT! CURSE YOU COMMON SENSE STAAAAAAAAAAAATS!
Me:...uuuuuuugh...*facepalm* I think I'll be needing another round of painkillers before today's over.
*watches wordlessly as a squad of Roombas whirs past, with Chibi-breakers riding them and yelling battle-cries*
...on second thought, where's that Panadol?
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Oh, same place I got this ball. *Holds up a red and white sphere* It's different, but I'm curious to see if it'll work. *to Darkie* I'll explain once he's out of earshot.
CB: What is that?
Point blank, FORE! XD *there is another flash of light and CB seems to have disappeared*
Do you know what that ball was?
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I knew from the moment you said red and white.
...*wordlessly stares at ball for several seconds*
...Am I the only on who woh thinks it would be hilariously cruel to the entire Pokemon universe if we just dropped this ball in there for some random trainer to find?
*brief flashback to the days spent wandering the Pokemon world as a mercenary hired by Arceus to track down the Plates*
...actually on second thought, I think the League still has a bounty out on my head. Best not to loose CB on them just yet...at least, not until they've finished considering whether or not I can ever go back to visit...
Hey, it wasn't MY fault I tended to blow up vast amounts of real estate! Those Plate holders were a BITCH to take on! And I was, um...going through a difficult period! Yeah!
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Well if he really looks as similar to you as you say he does, then couldn't you just say "This person really did it, I am blameless" and them not know any better? All the better if he causes some more damage, you just become more credible.
I can always take a couple from my team... Tyla and Nari(LV100 Dragonite, knows fireblast, surf, thunder, and blizzard) would kick everyone that dare challenge you to dust...(best not to show up with your own pokemon, don't you think?)
(heehee, I was playing SSBMelee and Crystal commented "wouldn't it be funny is CB popped out of one of those pokeballs?")
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Wellll...see, that's the thing. Check my fanart gallery for the pics of MY Pokemon team, or at least, the ones who were working with me on my journey.
My 'team' for lack of a better word, was never really 'captured' to begin with. They just sorta worked with me. So they're still back there, probably running loose in the wild. And the thing with divine artifacts like the Plates is that they tend to call out to other 'divine' beings, namely me.
Hence, if I show up, they'll all know it, and will probably either start getting together for a reunion, or they'll draw out something even bigger and meaner and start kicking its ass, and then I'll jump in, and then it all just ends in fire.
...OH MY GOD your sister has a BRILLIANT sense of humor. That would be EPIC HILARIOUS!
CB:...oww...what the hell just happened? Wait, where am I?
FALCON...
CB: OH COME ON!
Captain Falcon: PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWNCH!
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Solution= Call in a favor with Arceus. Or take a werecat with you.
*TWING*
Announcer: Player 3 "pokemon...?" defeated.
(Like your onions? I found a list with even more than the one S.Z. showed you.)
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...I'd rather not talk about Arceus, thanks...Why? Let me tell you a story.
So there, I was, in a bar, attempting, and failing to get totally wasted.
And then I realize, I've got no money!
When IN WALKS THIS SMOKIN' HOT CHICK. I mean, DAMN she smelled GOOD!
A few more drinks later, and she offers me a merc job.
Said merc job involved hunting down some rogue Drapion who'd been ripping up the countryside.
So I said, "What the hell, why not." And went.
AND SO I GOT INTO A RIDICULOUSLY EPIC FIST-FIGHT WITH THE PLATE-POWERED DRAPION WHO YOU NOW KNOW AS STRAKER.
Once Straker finally recovered from his Plate-induced madness, and apparently awoke as a TRUE Plate wielder, I was there like, "All right! Time for more booze money!"
...yes, I was REALLY bad back then...
And then WHOOPS NOPE, SORRY, NO MONEY FOR JOO, because APPARENTLY now I'm honor bound to find the REST of the thrice-damned Plates, and APPROPRIATE WIELDERS where I can, BEFORE I CAN GET A SINGLE DIME.
And the person telling me all this? The same woman, WHO TURNS OUT TO JUST BE ARCEUS SCREWING WITH MY F*CKING HEAD.
BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE HE'S A DUDE.
...AND SO BEGAN THE POKEMON ADVENTURES OF ALEXANDER DARKBREAKER.
...which may or may not have ended with me attempting to Falcon Punch Arceus before I left.
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*groans and mutters something that sound suspicously like "did he it"*
Would you like me to go then, or what?
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...that'd be kind of appreciated for now, thanks.
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If Arceus hates you as much as you say, then I could tell him that you were coming which might make him have the plates overreact on purpose, sticking CB in utter misery.
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...Well, Arceus doesn't technically HATE me...it's just that he finds it immensely entertaining to watch the insanity I get caught up in as a result of my ABYSMAL Luck stat.
But yeah, telling him I'm coming WILL still inevitably end up in him causing utter misery for CB.
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*thumbs up*
APPROVED!
Let me know how it goes!
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You can still come with... We would just need to bring a werecat...or...I just had an idea.
*sing song voice* Oh criiiiiiiiiistaaaaaalllll!
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...you are an evil, evil, EVIL person, and I cannot WAIT to get this plan on the road!
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How am I evil? I just asked her to vacume the house of a few werecats... I'm putting these baggies of fur (don't open them, I'll warn you) in one of these pockets. There is should make your super-natural-ness invisible... now I know you would normally not wear anything but black, but if you do that there, you'll stick out like a sore thumb... SO we need to be a little out of our normal outfits, okay? And yes, you can keep your shades...
I'm sure you'll want to see everyone's reaction to "you" showing up again. Let's see, I've got a couple Ideas.. (just let me sketch them out) While I'm getting them together you write the letter to Arceus. I'll see about getting a pidgy or something to take it to him.
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Yay, my shades!
...um...I...suppose I could try to assemble an alternate outfit, but...I think I'd prefer to keep my usual one, thanks.
It might be a bit more difficult to hide, I know, but push comes to shove I can always rig up some kind of masking field to divert people's attention away. I'm kind of comfortable in this...
Hmm...lessee...
To Arceus: Yeah, um...been a while.
...Look, I'm passing through for a while, okay? I solemnly swear on my title as Alexander that I will attempt to keep death and destruction to a minimum and will take a look into any merc jobs you've got open free of charge.
We cool?
Signed, Darkbreaker.
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Alex, we're trying to avoid magic use here. Besides I've got an idea that I think you'll like.
Hmm it sounds a little bit like you're plotting something... And if Arceus finds out that I'm with you on his own, I'll have problems too.
... You could say you're having to stay for a little while the BH is docked for repairs or an upgrade or something. And I'll let you hang onto Tyla. She's simple enough not to stand out, but I'll tell you that she can pummel almost anything to the ground in seconds. unless you want to borrow my other LV100s... I'm pretty sure she would even be willing to go after arceus herself if worst came to worst.
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O...kay...?
*slightly worried*
Anything around here that starts with 'an idea I think you'll like' has usually, in my experience, lead to me getting into even MORE trouble (...though also usually in a completely awesome and totally-worth-it kind of way.
...because having a hair trigger...damn, I forgot what species you said Tyla was...around, seems unlikely to get me dragged into even more difficult to explain problems.
...this seems like a good plan...*sweat*
...but at any rate, I should be fine. SO long as I can GET there in the first place, my crew should be able to handle things...well, once I track them down, anyway...I heard Tri-Edge and Vespa finally became a couple and settled down somewhere in Sinnoh's forest regions to raise a family...Straker and Simone SOMEHOW managed to get themselves so completely lost that last reports sighted them passing through SNOWPOINT and accidentally picking a fight with REGIGIGAS, before Pandora hastily bailed them out...Maria, I'm...not sure about, actually...and so on.
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Bah, it's clothes, I'm not color blind, I'm keeping the same general tones. Just making it a little more...inconspicuous.
Zangoose, Tyla is a zangoose. And trust me, any trouble she gets into, she can get herself out of. She love practical jokes, and occasionally seams up with my Arcanine, so that's the only thing you need to worry about.
I like to think things out before I jump into them, less unexpected problems then.
Okay, Our first priority will be to find them... I would go to the Drapion and the Garchomp first because they seem to do the most damage.... I would send you with Tyla and my flygon, Lasinya,(She's from the Orre region, so she's not used to a lot of wild pokemon, I would recommend you use Tyla most of the time.). Once we find them... Could we communicate the others through the plates?
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I...suppose so, I think...man I have no idea. Those Plates were awfully finicky at the best of times and about the only thing I can reliably say they do without fail is the power boost thing.
Finding them...yeeeeeeah that shouldn't be too hard *sweat* Just follow the explosions...
Well, I suppose SOMEONE on the team had to keep a clear head!
Yay, I get to keep my monochrome! WOO!
...OH MY GOD IF IT'S A MONOCHROME VERSION OF WHAT THE LEGENDARY RED WEARS I SWEAR TO GOD I WILL GET CYBERBREAKER TO GLOMP YOU SO HARD.
Why Cyberbreaker? Because there's just no way I could get away with doing something like that without massive damage to my reputation...
Cyberbreaker on the other hand...
CB: I HAVE A HAREM OF GIANT ROBOT GIRLS! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!
*decks CB*
...whatever...
On the subject of Pokemon, though, did you know there're a Darkrai and Cresselia askblog?
Cresselia is an ADORABLE tsundere towards Darkrai, and HOLY CRAP, the guy doing Darkrai's voice sounds SO EPIC, he's OFFICIALLY taken the place of manliest sounding Pokemon away from Mewtwo.
Interested in the links?
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Of course things can't be that easy... *sigh*
... no I'm actually drawing 6 ideas, I'll let you pick the one you like best (or incorporate ideas from all of them).
Trail of "boom", kinda like the Division at times then, huh?
...Glomp... is that a good thing...?
Sure! I'll check it out.
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Sweet, I look forward to it!
'At times'...? Try MOST of the time!
As to whether or not CB glomping you is a good thing...*hides a smile* Judging by the way your face went positively FLUORESCENT the last time he pulled a Casanova flirt on you...well...that's a matter of opinion.
Not that I'm saying it's a bad thing, although it might be aftereffects of Shipping Fever still kicking around in my brain...
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I don't get whether it was hopeful or a more "don't you dare" thing...
... Yeah, that sounds about right.
... I will warn you right now that I have reflexive retaliation. Don't try it, cause I swear I'll aim at you.
...Better get over it fast.
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...I'm over it.
...mostly because I got the picture finished, so yeeeeeeah that's DEFINITELy out of my system...
Of course, the downside is it'll now be on the Internet, so...
On a serious note, do you want me to e-mail you the pic first to say yea or nay to me uploading it? Aniral IS your character...you...self-character...THE SAME KIND OF CHARACTER SETUP AS ME AND THE DARKBREAKER. So yeah, just let me know.
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