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TheEeveeWarrior — How to Blackmail Nightmare
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Published: 2012-10-27 02:15:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 388; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 5
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And so it is revealed. Nightmare is, in fact, in love with the person she hates the most; Mew himself. That's why she stole my Mew plush a few days ago.NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! MY REPUTATION AS A SADIST! IT'S RUINED, I TELL YOU! RUINED!
Yep. I think I just broke her.
*crying in the corner* Why? What did I ever do to you?!
Let's see; You tentacle-raped me Arceus-knows how many times, you tried to make me into a mini-version of you, you possessed another author's character- the list goes on for pages!
*still sobbing in the corner*
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Awwwww...
after scouring the universe I have finally discovered a way to defeat my greatest enemies. BLACKMAIL!!!!
thanks for the idea (:
* runs off with a camera and a bag of candy*
jiggilypuff is first victim mwahahahahahahahaha
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I am proud to have inspired this sudden bout of blackmail and suffering for everyone.
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She's from my one-shot Pokeumans story "Nightmare." I wrote it for the "Queen of Hearts" Halloween prompt contest a few years back.
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There's only 1 thing to do at a time like this
*summons Nelson from the Simpsons*
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Sean: Yesh. :3
Nightmare: I STILL HATE YOU FOR THIS.
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Nightmare and Mew, sitting in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
(sorry I cod'nt resit XD)
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Nightmare: ALMOST A FREAKING YEAR, AND PEOPLE STILL WON'T LET THIS DIE!
Sean: No, no they won't. o3o
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and why would we? You torment everyone you come across cosing them pain and misery. This is basically everyone else getting payback! >:]
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Nightmare: *grumbles* I really hate people sometimes.
Sean: I know. It's funny.
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OH REELY!?
Cos that's how most of us feel about you ALL the time! XD
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It's Nightmare, my evil psychotic alter ego. SHE IS EVIL. AND NOW SHE IS RUINED.
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
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Kaysi: *Still in the shower scrubbing shampoo and conditioner into her fur* dude possession is gross man, you deserve this.
Tiger: Shut up Kaysi, that isn't very professional of you.
Kaysi: WAS SHE IN YOUR MIND?! NO!
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Given that Nightmare's possession powers essentially rewrite the victim's mind, I imagine that Kaysi saw some very... creepy things.
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Kaysi: *Shudder and stick her head out of the shower* DO NOT SPEAK OF ANYTHING THAT I SAW IN THERE OR I SWEAR TO GOD I'LL HAUNT YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, SHRIEKING LIKE A FUCKIN' BANSHEE THE WHOLE NIGHT THROUGH SO THAT WHEN YOU SEE ME DURING THE DAY YOU'LL THINK IT'S A SLEEPLESSNESS HALLUCINATION! *pulls head back into the shower and rinses of the coat of white foam on her fur*
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Yeah, having created Nightmare's character, I can fully understand that.
IT'S NOT THAT BAD!
The universe would beg to differ, Nightmare.
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Kaysi: I WOULD BEG TO DIFFER YOU CRAY f#CKING PSYCHO!!
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Exactly.
*goes back to crying in the corner* I WILL GET MY REVENGE FOR THIS, SEAN! JUST YOU WAIT!
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Kaysi: I don't even care, but Warrior you are OUT of luck if you want to get rid of her again. Go find somebody else, I don't want anything to do with her! *steps out of the shower and rubs her fur dry with a towel then walks out and sits on a couch and turns on a TV.*
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I understand. Besides, I don't really have anything that she could ruin me with.
*grumbles* We'll see about that, Sean.
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Gray: Yes, sweet sweet vengeance. MWAHAHAHA!
Reaper: I can't say that I feel sorry for her at all. Besides she tried to blackmail us so she had it coming.
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In the words of XBL: MOTHERF*CKING OWNED.
*still sobbing in the corner*
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Yes, yes she did. She's had this coming for a while, hasn't she?
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO THIS!!!!
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Although you didn't blackmail her very well. Blackmailing is using the threat of something to get them to do something. You just kind of shamed her.
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I know. I have more of these pictures, including one with an Arceus plush. If she tries to pull anything, I'll just release those as well.
You bastard.
I know, Nightmare. I know.
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