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PSA[I] - MRS.WALSH and AIHello both of you! This is about AI, so politely read or politely leave. Go on. But don't take this too lightly. Seriously. And hang out. It's not as long as it seems. So, I'm a pixel above average at photorealistic synthography. Keep that in mind, ok? You, the reader, are Mrs. Walsh, a 75-year-old who can identify AI imagery in a second. Good? Good., JAN 4th 2023ME: Mrs.Walsh, thank you for letting your daughter do the photoshoot. She’s grown up and so pretty. You should be proud. She'll go far. I just know it. Looksie... ,MRS.WALSH: Oh, stop it, AG! That’s not my daughter. She has strands of hair growing out of her eyebrows, you’ve smudged her nose, and her eye is all weird. Stop it! You’re so cute, AG. Hand me the steamer. Come here. , FEB 6th 2023ME: Mrs.Walsh, your daughter looks so much like Jamie Alexander in this one! Sorry about all the makeup, but needed her to play the part, you know? But look at her! ,MRS.WLASH: Oh pfft! She looks like she has false teeth and look at those eyes. You didn’t even clean up her ear. AG? Come on now. You just silly, aren’t you! , MAR 7th 2023ME: Mrs.Walsh, your daughter is just hot…I’m sorry, sorry,…I mean she looks great in B/W! Look how hot..sigh…I’m so sorry, but look at her!,MRS.WALSH: AG? Did you make her wear fake leather on her face? You know she’s allergic. What am I saying. It's all just...tsk...Stop this foolishness! Give me that garlic there and stop bothering me with AI photos or whatever!, APRIL 22nd 2023 ME: I’m not sure about your daughter's career choice, Mrs.Walsh. I’m just saying, look at her! She’s missing classes and, and…I don’t know. This just isn’t right. ,MRS.WALSH: What’s not right AG, is you trying to bother me all the time. Her eyebrows are painted on and I know she has arteries in her eyes ok? Do I look stupid? Don’t you have a job anymore? I’m talking to your mother. Now go away with all this AI nonsense!, APRIL 24th 2023 ME: Look see! I told you. She does have tattoos, and I don’t want her to turn out like my ex-wife, Mrs.Walsh. You know?,MRS.WALSH: Hmm?…Oh tsk…Her hair is turning into her tattoos. I think. Let me see. I’m cooking dinner, AG. Go away! Shoo!, JULY 23rd 2023ME: I’m sorry about all that nonsense. I'm not doing it again ok? I swear it, Mrs.Walsh. I won’t. We did go to the Alps though. I know, I know. She’s turning into a beautiful woman, though, see?,MRS.WALSH: Let me see that! Let me see...AG put that on the computer. I can’t see on the phone. She looks warm though. Thank you! You’re a good bo…AG? How’s that water drop just frozen and hanging like that? I see the lips too…you almost had me there, you know? Good job though. Now go away! I need to finish dinner., SEPTEMBER 8th 2023ME: Ahmm, Mrs.Walsh? She was skinny dipping! Yes, with me! I was wearing, look, just look... ,MRS.WALSH: What?! What is this? Hand me my glasses, will you? Oh goodness, look at the eyebrows and how…and that water? The water is a line against her skin. Tsk! Almost got me there again, AG! It's been almost a year. When're you stopping this. Hm? I need to make dinner. Get this AI nonsense away and lay the table will you., OCTOBER 21st 2023ME: HI! I just got back from my trip, Mrs.Walsh. Did you know your daughter was in Germany? No, seriously, and she was not where she should've been. I don’t care if she's 23, look... And what's with the hair?,MRS.WALSH: [staring at monitor worried] Oh dear, no!…Oh, will you look at that there! AG! The tattoos are turning into hair again. And look at the earrings. You almost had me there. Yet again! Getting bothersome though. Now, be a good boy and get me the kitchen knife, please. Go on!, DECEMBER 28th 2023ME: Mrs.Walsh, I’m sorry, I ahmm…I met your son yesterday. Well, he’s not looking happy. I’m sorry. He looks so much older. He’s gone through a lot, but look…I know, just forget about that. Just look at him though.,MRS.WALSH: [staring at monitor and choking up] Well, that’s between him and his father. [sniffs] If he wants to…wait, let me see that again. Well, that’s just horrible of you, isn’t it AG? Look at the creases and his frown. I don’t know. If that’s him now, well...so be it. [sniffs]Go get me the broccoli. I don’t want to see him anymore., FEBRUARY 3rd 2024ME: Mrs.Walsh, you’re not going to believe what she’s done to her hair. And why’s she posing like that anyway. That’s no way for a young woman to look at a camera. You raised her better than this!,MRS.WALSH: Oh AG! Look at her stupid thumb! What’ve you done with it. You thought I’d fall for th…let me see…that’s not real! Look at that thumb. That is her thumb righ…This is not real. Go away! Hand me the butter on the way out., FEBRUARY 11th 2024ME: Mrs.Walsh ok…I’m not joking ok? None of that AI crap, sorry poop. She got her nose pierced and, well, her hair is…,MRS.WALSH: [hands to mouth] Oh my baby! Did you let her get that? And why is she dying her hair that horrendous colour. How’s a woman going to get a job looking like that. Oh dear! You get her on the phone. You’re not joking right? Oh my poor baby![throws me out after I tell her it’s AI], MARCH 24th 2024ME: Mrs.Walsh, I’m sorry to say this but your daughter and I are boinking like rabbits! Yup, yup. I know about her, but I don't know what got into me. No, I'm serious. But it's done now sooooo...,[stabs me]END OF STORY Here’s the thing, dear reader(s). Mrs.Walsh fell for it, but you wouldn’t right? That last one is definitely AI. It’s tagged, duh.,TWIST IN PLOTWRONG!, That was the end of MY experiment! That is a cropped area from a personal photo! ,Yes, yes, I have written consent from my ex-wife to use this and all that so hush. But you freaking thought it was AI, didn't you? Only because I tagged it as AI. HA! You ‘know’ it’s synthography because if you read this far or are watching me, you know I’m into synthography. | THAT | IS | IT! |And you were wrong!,If you believed any of that crap, we’re in more danger than I thought! Of course the last one's AI! LOL BUT IF YOU BELIEVED THAT FOR EVEN A SECOND then hear this:EDUCATE THOSE WHO DON’T KNOW!THIS CAN BE DONE&LET'S USE IT RESPONSIBLY! There's enough baggage with it already. Remember, I’m freakin’ just above average at photorealism, that’s it. Imagine what someone who is good at it could do with ill intent! 😯 STAY ALIGNED. USE SYNTHOGRAPHY TRANSPARENTLY. NOW GO GENERATE NAKED PEOPLE. , ENJOY GENERATING ENJOY CREATING ,

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PSA[I] - MRS.WALSH and AIHello both of you! This is about AI, so politely read or politely leave. Go on. But don't take this too lightly. Seriously. And hang out. It's not as long as it seems. So, I'm a pixel above average at photorealistic synthography. Keep that in mind, ok? You, the reader, are Mrs. Walsh, a 75-year-old who can identify AI imagery in a second. Good? Good., JAN 4th 2023ME: Mrs.Walsh, thank you for letting your daughter do the photoshoot. She’s grown up and so pretty. You should be proud. She'll go far. I just know it. Looksie... ,MRS.WALSH: Oh, stop it, AG! That’s not my daughter. She has strands of hair growing out of her eyebrows, you’ve smudged her nose, and her eye is all weird. Stop it! You’re so cute, AG. Hand me the steamer. Come here. , FEB 6th 2023ME: Mrs.Walsh, your daughter looks so much like Jamie Alexander in this one! Sorry about all the makeup, but needed her to play the part, you know? But look at her! ,MRS.WLASH: Oh pfft! She looks like she has false teeth and look at those eyes. You didn’t even clean up her ear. AG? Come on now. You just silly, aren’t you! , MAR 7th 2023ME: Mrs.Walsh, your daughter is just hot…I’m sorry, sorry,…I mean she looks great in B/W! Look how hot..sigh…I’m so sorry, but look at her!,MRS.WALSH: AG? Did you make her wear fake leather on her face? You know she’s allergic. What am I saying. It's all just...tsk...Stop this foolishness! Give me that garlic there and stop bothering me with AI photos or whatever!, APRIL 22nd 2023 ME: I’m not sure about your daughter's career choice, Mrs.Walsh. I’m just saying, look at her! She’s missing classes and, and…I don’t know. This just isn’t right. ,MRS.WALSH: What’s not right AG, is you trying to bother me all the time. Her eyebrows are painted on and I know she has arteries in her eyes ok? Do I look stupid? Don’t you have a job anymore? I’m talking to your mother. Now go away with all this AI nonsense!, APRIL 24th 2023 ME: Look see! I told you. She does have tattoos, and I don’t want her to turn out like my ex-wife, Mrs.Walsh. You know?,MRS.WALSH: Hmm?…Oh tsk…Her hair is turning into her tattoos. I think. Let me see. I’m cooking dinner, AG. Go away! Shoo!, JULY 23rd 2023ME: I’m sorry about all that nonsense. I'm not doing it again ok? I swear it, Mrs.Walsh. I won’t. We did go to the Alps though. I know, I know. She’s turning into a beautiful woman, though, see?,MRS.WALSH: Let me see that! Let me see...AG put that on the computer. I can’t see on the phone. She looks warm though. Thank you! You’re a good bo…AG? How’s that water drop just frozen and hanging like that? I see the lips too…you almost had me there, you know? Good job though. Now go away! I need to finish dinner., SEPTEMBER 8th 2023ME: Ahmm, Mrs.Walsh? She was skinny dipping! Yes, with me! I was wearing, look, just look... ,MRS.WALSH: What?! What is this? Hand me my glasses, will you? Oh goodness, look at the eyebrows and how…and that water? The water is a line against her skin. Tsk! Almost got me there again, AG! It's been almost a year. When're you stopping this. Hm? I need to make dinner. Get this AI nonsense away and lay the table will you., OCTOBER 21st 2023ME: HI! I just got back from my trip, Mrs.Walsh. Did you know your daughter was in Germany? No, seriously, and she was not where she should've been. I don’t care if she's 23, look... And what's with the hair?,MRS.WALSH: [staring at monitor worried] Oh dear, no!…Oh, will you look at that there! AG! The tattoos are turning into hair again. And look at the earrings. You almost had me there. Yet again! Getting bothersome though. Now, be a good boy and get me the kitchen knife, please. Go on!, DECEMBER 28th 2023ME: Mrs.Walsh, I’m sorry, I ahmm…I met your son yesterday. Well, he’s not looking happy. I’m sorry. He looks so much older. He’s gone through a lot, but look…I know, just forget about that. Just look at him though.,MRS.WALSH: [staring at monitor and choking up] Well, that’s between him and his father. [sniffs] If he wants to…wait, let me see that again. Well, that’s just horrible of you, isn’t it AG? Look at the creases and his frown. I don’t know. If that’s him now, well...so be it. [sniffs]Go get me the broccoli. I don’t want to see him anymore., FEBRUARY 3rd 2024ME: Mrs.Walsh, you’re not going to believe what she’s done to her hair. And why’s she posing like that anyway. That’s no way for a young woman to look at a camera. You raised her better than this!,MRS.WALSH: Oh AG! Look at her stupid thumb! What’ve you done with it. You thought I’d fall for th…let me see…that’s not real! Look at that thumb. That is her thumb righ…This is not real. Go away! Hand me the butter on the way out., FEBRUARY 11th 2024ME: Mrs.Walsh ok…I’m not joking ok? None of that AI crap, sorry poop. She got her nose pierced and, well, her hair is…,MRS.WALSH: [hands to mouth] Oh my baby! Did you let her get that? And why is she dying her hair that horrendous colour. How’s a woman going to get a job looking like that. Oh dear! You get her on the phone. You’re not joking right? Oh my poor baby![throws me out after I tell her it’s AI], MARCH 24th 2024ME: Mrs.Walsh, I’m sorry to say this but your daughter and I are boinking like rabbits! Yup, yup. I know about her, but I don't know what got into me. No, I'm serious. But it's done now sooooo...,[stabs me]END OF STORY Here’s the thing, dear reader(s). Mrs.Walsh fell for it, but you wouldn’t right? That last one is definitely AI. It’s tagged, duh.,TWIST IN PLOTWRONG!, That was the end of MY experiment! That is a cropped area from a personal photo! ,Yes, yes, I have written consent from my ex-wife to use this and all that so hush. But you freaking thought it was AI, didn't you? Only because I tagged it as AI. HA! You ‘know’ it’s synthography because if you read this far or are watching me, you know I’m into synthography. | THAT | IS | IT! |And you were wrong!,If you believed any of that crap, we’re in more danger than I thought! Of course the last one's AI! LOL BUT IF YOU BELIEVED THAT FOR EVEN A SECOND then hear this:EDUCATE THOSE WHO DON’T KNOW!THIS CAN BE DONE&LET'S USE IT RESPONSIBLY! There's enough baggage with it already. Remember, I’m freakin’ just above average at photorealism, that’s it. Imagine what someone who is good at it could do with ill intent! 😯 STAY ALIGNED. USE SYNTHOGRAPHY TRANSPARENTLY. NOW GO GENERATE NAKED PEOPLE. , ENJOY GENERATING ENJOY CREATING ,