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Published: 2017-04-15 05:13:02 +0000 UTC; Views: 7569; Favourites: 207; Downloads: 41
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I always wondered, what would have happened if Shantae and Risky made a stop during their adventures to get drinks? after all Pirates gotta have themselves some rum right?turns out Risky got extremely drunk, and poor Shantae had to pay for it.
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Ps. I am not sure how the original file became so massive in resolution O_O
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(looks a both randomly while fucking hammered) AH'M DRUNK! YE DON'T HAVE AN EXCUSE! *CRASH* (falls over asleep on the floor)
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ANy O' yOu ThinK YEr BettER thAn Me YeH CaN~ *trails off into drumken gibberish*
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imagine if I hadn't been drunk eh he he he zzzzzzzzz
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shantae is not adult yet so is normal dont drink! but to pay for Risky is too moche!
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Hehehe quien dice que no puedes ser amigo de tu propio enemigo? -w-
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*insert the "what do you do with a drunken sailor" song*
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=bklOitβ¦
And this plays when Risky exits the bar and goes on a pillage run.
R.I.P. Shantae.
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Bribing the boucner so that Shantae can go into a bar: 400 Gems
One potion: 30 Gems
At least five bottles of hard alcohol: 250+ Gems
Drunken Risky: Priceless
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Rofl, true, didn't even think about Shantae having to bribe her way into a bar. Welp, Rip Shantae'sΒ Wallet, and now she has to deal with a drunk Risky.... fun times 
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No problem, pal.
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hq ha ha nice, shantae baying the bills while risk is getting drunk ha ha, I love this picture!
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lol thank you 
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I guess those health potions are non-alcoholic?
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seems that way, you can make her drink 9 in a row if you wanted and it doesn't seem to cause her to become drunk, so I would assume so.
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That might have actually been funny if the game included it.
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Right? it feels like it was a missed opportunity, seems like there would be a place like Tortuga from Pirates of the Caribbean in this universe.
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Oh well, maybe someone will write a decent fan fiction speaking to it.
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and there it goes.... poor Shantae now broke again.
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Shantae: You're Drunk.
Risky: You're Sexy.
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(falls down laughing)
now THAT'S funny
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indeed Capn Jack, but ayyyeΒ we'll get more rum!
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Um risky I got a filling heβs gonna feed you to a crocodile
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That will only eat her hand for specific reasons
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Um can you tell those specific reasons
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You know captain Hook from Peter Pan right?
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Dude I love doing that risky and techno baron where techno is the crocodile that wants to eat her since heβs a woman eater he mostly wants to nib on riskyβs sexy tinder juicy thicc booty if you know what I mean π
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Of course Risky wouldn't cover her own tab, poor Shantae XD
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Right? All those gems she collected, now she has to use them on Risky who probably won't even pay her back.
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