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Published: 2015-09-10 09:26:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 8640; Favourites: 154; Downloads: 15
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Diagnosing yourself with the internet usually results in cancer. That is, it causes cancer. Everything causes cancer. Even cancer.Note: I've lost people to cancer, so hopefully you guys don't hate me for making cancer jokes any more than I hate myself.
UPDATE: I added an "M.D." to the title because the computer is obviously practicing medical science. I'm not sure why I didn't include that in the first place.
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TheGouldenWay, I just wanna say that I love your sense of humor. It hilarious yet so understanding. I just wanna say thank you for being awesome!
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Thank you very much. I don't think anyone's called me understanding before, but I like it!
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I kind of expected the computer to tell him, that he will die, because if you are searching for diagnoses on the internet, (almost) no matter about what, it tells you, that you are deadly sick.
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cancer jokes are completely ok.
same as holocaust jokes. very popular in my czech fatherland
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Got a tickle in your throat? MUST BE THROAT CANCER
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Stubbed your toe?
Never gonna give you up going to walk agian.
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