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Published: 2015-09-03 08:58:13 +0000 UTC; Views: 70315; Favourites: 742; Downloads: 195
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Kate is one of the few people that I've cared about since the beginning of Life is Strange. She's not mean or obnoxious or attention-whoring like most of the other characters around her, and best of all, she's not a pseudo-religious jerk who looks down on everyone from a high horse like most token Christians in fiction. She's more like Alyosha from Brothers Karamazov: she tries to humbly spread the philosophy she thinks is right. Then, of course, that video comes out and it all goes down from there (GET IT?). That was an immensely inappropriate joke. I'm sorry. But seriously, she's one of the swankiest frumps in the game.PUNOGRAPHY AND REFERENCES:
1. "Max Caulfield Verses the Word" is a reference to the series "Scott Pilgrim vs. the World"; biblical scripture is often called "the Word", and is split up by "verses".
2. Ezekiel 23 tells the story of two prostitutes who represent the religious disloyalty of Samaria and Jerusalem. Look it up, gather your friends, sit down and start reading like you're trying to convert them or open a legit theological conversation about the reading, then savor their reactions as they become confused, frightened, and strangely aroused.
2a. ^ I'm not sure if that's slightly irreverent or extremely sacrilegious. I apologize to any Christians who happen to enjoy my comics about murderous teens.
2b. "Tom knows the Bible?" you might be asking. Yes, Tom knows many mysterious things about philosophy and theology and murder. He's so attractive and intriguing!
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"But seriously, she's one of the swankiest frumps in the game."
Can you elaborate? I don't quite get what you mean.
Also, why is Max surprised that's in the Bible?
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This entire scene didnt make sense to me, or the reason anyone was on her case about it. She was drugged and kissed some people and wanted to kill herself over it? lol.
Also it isnt like she goes around quoting the bible to everybody, if she did I'm sure they'd not be her friends because as we all know religious folk only spout lines if they're disagreeing with what they're doing. It sounds a lot more like "If you're my friend you will be able to read my mind!!"
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Actually she was druged.and gave blow jobs. They use kissing as another way for blow job so she won't he as Embarrassed by it.
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I dont think that was the case, the game wasnt shy about stating things like that, and everybody who talked about it in game said she made out with a bunch of guys, she was likely raped by Nathan though.
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No she said makeout but she is was giving blowjobs. Plus she could've been kissing penises. Just use common sense. Also kissing a bunch of guys could blowjobs or the drug made her think she was kissing but only suck dick.
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You're looking too much into hidden meanings that never existed. It's not common sense, it's using your imagination.
In fact, everybody who saw the video in the game said "Kissing" and "Touching" so it wasnt just Kate who said "makeout" to not be embarrased. Why would everybody else say that? They clearly didnt care lol. For one, if she did give out blowjobs then that video is a porn video of underaged students, everybody involved would be expelled, the uploader would be arrested and future Vortex parties would be cancelled.
Kate's image would be ruined with just kissing and touching, it would suggest that she did do more even if she didnt, and literally nobody says she sucked anybody off.
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You seem to not be getting it. She was doing blowjobs because she was drugged and thought she was kissing. And plus she is 18 in the game. Plus.they thought Kate did the blowjob willingly. Also they don't who uploaded the video. Just think.
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No, I do get your theory, but it's really really wrong.
1. "She was drugged and thought she was kissing"
Everybody who saw the video said she was kissing too, were they drugged and didnt know what was going on either? They didnt say it to be nice, and Dontnod didnt have them say it as a cover because it's a childs game, because they outright said Rachel fucked Jefferson and Frank. Just think about it.
2. "Also they don't who uploaded the video"
According to one of the LiS Wiki's, it was uploaded to Youtube, I dont remember that being the case but Youtube knows who uploaded these things because of the IP addresses.
You're literally the only one I've came across who thinks she gave head at that party lol, I hope you understand and dont comment back with the same old "but she thought she kissed people" because that always makes it look like you didnt read what I say. Also if you want common sense, Kate didnt know what she did until she saw the video herself, the video was available to her, and she asked Max if there's a way to take it down, so she did see it.
Your common sense is really just "forget facts, go with my fanfic, and if you dont you're wrong." lol
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Who the hell says it was YouTube all we know it was a porn site. Second they use kissing as a slang term for blowjobs. Or in case of kissing penis. Don't.go on game wiki either because the game itself doesn't say it was uploaded to YouTube. And if everyone is talking about Kate kissing situation then you know kissing is just a soft way of saying she was sucking on dick.
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She didnt suck dick, what the fuck is wrong with you?
This isnt a kids game, they talk about fucking and sucking, yet they're sensitive about it when it comes to Kate and suddenly kissing means "kissing penis" or sucking dick? It says she was kissing strangers and acting wild, acting wild doesnt mean suck dick either. Acting wild is dancing like a slut.
Dontnod said youtube, they released a website called katesvid when the episode was launched where Victoria writes the URL on the mirror, the URL she writes was an internal dontnod website or some shit.
Quote at the top "Check out Kate's tongue record" tongue isnt slang for sucking dick either. You really have issues dude.
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They didn't say YouTube first of all. Second acting wild proves that she was doing blowjobs. And people make up slangs all the time. Also like I said Kate is 18 in the game.
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"They didnt say Youtube first of all"
Well, they didnt say blowjobs either, maybe they came up with slangs about youtube lol, perhaps kissing is slang for youtube! See, thats how you sound.
Look, you're wrong, but thats fine. You want her to have sucked dick, you're literally the only person to believe she did other than those rule 34 guys. I'm not replying to this any more, we're not getting anywhere.
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No you're wrong use you fucking brain. It not hard to see that she gave blowjobs or kissing dicks.
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I did use my brain and I used all the evidence given to me, you're reading between the lines coming up with shit that isnt there and thinking with your dick. She also twerked at the party, and no, she didnt twerk on dick you dirty cunt. You simple minded little cocksucker, you
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the funniest part about this is that someone memorized the entire bible...
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As atheist I found this even funnier than I would be a christian XD
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As an agnostic, it's not a fucking contest
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This is how life works. We all want be better than others to make our lifes better.
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want to be better* (badum tsss)
Joking aside (kinda) we don't all want to be better than others. At least you dont speak for me! There's a lot of professions out there that is only good if somebody else is doing it, you can't exactly (always) treat yourself as a surgeon! Therefore they're better than you at it.
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I also liked Kate's character, just because someone is religious doesn't mean they need to be condescending and rude (in fiction or in real life).
I loved the scripture that Max picked also. Leave it to her to pick the one about prostitution 
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That specific reason is why you're atheist? Well, thats a bad reason. I'm atheist simply because I dont believe in any God.
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No. What I should've said it is why I never became Christian
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Well, it'd be the same response really lol, I never became Christian because I didnt believe in God and the stories were full of contradictions.
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I'm Caucasian and clearly more mature than you
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And you are a troll. I shall use my ultimate weapon against you
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your'e an Atheist and i totally respect that and oMG THICK THICKITY THICKFACE FROM THICK TOWN THICKANIA
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Darkest sketch! Darkest sketch! Darkest sketch!
I'm surprised something like this hasn't already been filmed. Brilliant.
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That gif. That's true art right there.
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I was trying to find one of the great Samuel L. Jackson with his all inspiring SAY WHAT AGAIN!! speech. But alas I was blessed with this one
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i love ur art thats why i watch u.....pls continue this kind of art...and i will spread it:3 go to my page were
same...:3
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