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theguywhohateshisnam — My X and Y opinions meme

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Description Chespin: Meh, it's alright but not great
Quilladin: Get that away from me! Seriously why would they make a fat guy with a cold nose for a Pokémon?
Chesnaught: See if I didn't know about Greninja I would have chosen Chespin just for this thing
Fennekin: It's cool, I like it but its evolutions just push me away
Braixen: It's almost as bad as Quilladin! It's a bratty schoolgirl that likes to set stuff on fire, big deal.
Delphox: Slightly makes up for Braixen, it's alright and I like the inspiration
Froakie: As soon as I saw this thing I ignored it but, thanks to its evolutions, this is the starter I'll be using
Frogadier: Just look at this guy, he looks badass, a little cocky but badass all the same
Greninja: Yes. Hell yes. HELL. FUCKING. YES!!!!!
Helioptile: Not really a big fan
Heliolisk: Hell yes, if I have to get a Helioptile to get it I will
Bunnelby: Rabbits are cute, Bunnelby is not
Diggersby: Ugly as hell
Flabébé: It's cute and small, I don't really like it but I don't hate it either
Floette: I like it, it's cuter than Flabébé but not sickeningly so and it's a cooler Pokémon the Florges
Florges: At the time of me doing this I liked Florges. After looking at some more official art I no longer like it. Consider it in the "meh" category
Swirlix: If it didn't have that ridiculous face it might be alright but who knows?
Slurpuff: Whereas this thing is ugly any day of the week
Spritzee: It's better than Swirlix that's for sure but it's not really something I care about
Aromatisse: Ugly but not as ugly as Slurpuff
Inkay: It's alright I guess, I wouldn't get it if not for what it evolves into
Malamar: Look at this thing, LOOK AT IT! This is the ruler of the seas, this is the Black Manta to the Aquaman that is Lugia. This thing right here is evil and I LOVE it
Furfrou: Its normal form is better than the haircut forms but other than that I have no opinion
Dedenne: Despite being another electric rat with cheek pouches, this one is deadly as well as cute, its a fairy which makes it a dragon-slaying badass
Fletchling: My favourite of the generic boring bird Pokémon (most of which are okay) it is even better because of its evolutions
Fletchinder: This thing is cool
Talonflame: This thing is the badass ruler of the sky, it has come to wreak fiery vengeance upon us all!
Binacle: I wouldn't get it but for its evolution
Barbaracle: This is a monster made of barnacles why is that cool? No one knows, it just is
Skrelp: Not a big fan of Skrelp
Dragalge: It's cool, I prefer Clauncher and Clawitzer though (which is a shame considering I'll be getting Y rather than X)
Clauncher: I like it, I don't know why, I just do
Clawitzer: It's just a beefed up version of Clauncher with a much bigger weapon, what's not to love?
Skiddo: Meh, it's alright I guess
Gogoat: But this thing is cool so I guess I'll be getting a Skiddo
Scatterbug: Ugly
Spewpa: I would like it a lot more if it was useful. As it is the only thing going for it is that it looks like some badass mysterious wizard guy
Vivillon: Utter meh
Pancham: Cocky baby panda guy ready to take on the world, yes I think I'll be getting one
Pangoro: Scratch that, if this is what it evolves into I'm DEFINITELY getting one
Espurr: The perfect mix of creepy and cute
Meowstic ♂: Cool, he looks badass and cute
Meowstic ♀: After Espurr and Meowstic ♂, she's a big let down
Sylveon: Ugh please no! YOU RUINED THE EEVEELUTIONS SYLVEON! NOT EVEN GLACEON MEASURES UP TO YOU ON THE BAD EEVEELUTIONS LIST!
Tyrunt: Cool, baby T-Rex
Tyrantrum: AWESOME, ADULT T-REX
Amaura: I really don't have an opinion about it
Aurorus: Whereas I love this thing, it'll be hard to choose between this and Tyrantrum
Litleo: Cute little lion cub
Pyroar (both): Okay, maybe it's because I've seen Esepibe's Inferlion but these are massive let downs made by a troll to ruin a great concept
Honedge: A ghost sword that drains your soul if you touch the hilt, excellent, I want twenty
Doublade: When Honedge evolves it becomes a sentient master swordsman that can beat anything, epic
Aegislash: One of my favourite Pokémon of all time, I love it
Carbink: It's cute but that's about it
Hawlucha: He's almost great but not quite. This is a bird wrestler who has an awesome design and is probably very hard to beat in a fight
Phantump: Cute, creepy, awesome
Trevenant: This comes from the departed souls of human children, has it reached adulthood as a Pokémon? That's just horrifying to think about. Horror makes this Pokémon call to me even more
Bergmite: Excuse me but your wrong if you don't like this thing, it is a cute little iceberg creature with its eyes as the only visible feature of its face
Avalugg: Cute, badass, walking iceberg/coffee table/people carrier
Klefki: It's cute, I like it but there's really not much else to say
Pumpkaboo: I don't like it
Gourgheist: I don't like this either
Goomy: Adorable li'l goo dragon, the nemesis of Dedenne
Sligoo: Still adorable
Goodra: Adorable AND badass, now that's more like it
Noibat: For what it evolves into, this thing is surprisingly meh
Noivern: Pure awesomeness and epicocity
Xerneas: The only thing going for this is that it's the only thing you can use if you're making a Pokémon alphabet
Yveltal: sixth favourite legendary, sixth favourite Pokémon
Zygarde: And he's second
Mega Venasaur: Venasaur is ugly, Mega Venasaur looks basically no different
Mega Charizard Y: He's cool, I like him
Mega Charizard X: Close to great but not close enough unfortunately
Mega Blastoise: Also close to great
Mega Kangaskhan: Cute, pity we never got the baby as a pre-evo
Mega Aerodactyl: I like Aerodactyl, Mega Aerodactyl is ugly
Mega Absol: Absol is one of my favourite Pokémon, it's an official badass. Nintendo seem to think it's an emo angel fallen from the heavens
Mega Ampharos: I like it a lot, fourth favourite mega-evo
Mega Mawile: Mawile needed some more love, this does the job I think
Mega Blaziken: Now before you start, no I am NOT a Blaziken fanboy, it is my LEAST favourite Hoenn starter but Mega Blaziken is great, he's a badass and my second favourite mega-evo
Mega Lucario: Nintendo guy: Let's make it look like Lucario was corrupted by an evil Giratina!
Other Nintendo guys: Awesome idea, let's do it!
Mega Abomasnow: My favourite mega-evo, it's so floofy!
Mega Gyarados: A missed opportunity to give him the dragon type that he so badly needs, he is great nonetheless and my third favourite mega-evo
Mega Gengar: He's cool, I'm not a huge fan of his design but it's not bad either
Mega Garchomp: I'm not a Garchomp fan and his mega looks worse than the original
Mega Mewtwo X: Better than Y but still bad
Mega Mewtwo Y: Horrible
Mega Gardevoir: Cool, but if they did one for Gardevoir they should have done one for Gallade

Just because I'm bored I'm going to do all of the ones that aren't on here as well

Mega Alakazam (Great): Awesome, maybe my ranking of the megas earlier was wrong, but they are accurate for the picture
Mega Pinsir (Good): It's cool but I wish it was a proper evolution rather than a mega
Mega Scizor (Great): Epicness in a pokéball
Mega Heracross (Great): More epicness in another pokéball but again I wish it was a real evolution
Mega Houndoom (Good): Majestic and awesome
Mega Tyranitar (Good): Cool, not as cool as the normal design but cool none the less
Mega Aggron (Great): Badass
Mega Medicham (Good): I hate Medicham but I like Mega Medicham
Mega Manectric (Meh): Not really a fan, his normal design is better
Mega Banette (Great): Creepy and awesome

And the rumoured legendaries which I'm going to go ahead and believe are real because one of them has been confirmed

Diancie (Shit): I'm assuming it's the Mew of Gen VI, it disappoints me
Hoopa (Good): Its move sounds cool and it looks creepy
Volcanion (Great): Holy shit, if that thing's real it might be one of my favourite legendaries
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Comments: 36

SylveonAngel101 [2018-01-15 06:17:14 +0000 UTC]

Ugh I HATE pplz that are like sylveon and glaceon are the same booo and stuff like that EVERYONE KNOW THEY LOOK LIKE EACH OTHER OK??? Everyone thinks glaceon and Sylveon are related but no one says that's Sylveon is copying her ok???? Just stop hating on Pokémon that have similar details as another pokemon!!!!!!!!!!!

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theguywhohateshisnam In reply to SylveonAngel101 [2018-01-17 23:42:47 +0000 UTC]

That ain't what I said, mate. I just said I didn't like either of them.

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Eeveeandsylveon [2017-04-13 19:48:29 +0000 UTC]

How could you not like Sylveon!? It me fav

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theguywhohateshisnam In reply to Eeveeandsylveon [2017-04-16 20:16:40 +0000 UTC]

It's over-designed, it lacks any of the grace or coolness of all other Eeveelutions. It's not even cute, it's just kind of there.

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Scarlethfluffyadopts [2016-02-13 00:48:26 +0000 UTC]

¬¬ Mega Mewtwo Y isn't horrible
And you like Greninja just because it's uber pfff.




Don't make that annoying excuse about "its me opinion so get out u stoopid"¬_¬

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theguywhohateshisnam In reply to Scarlethfluffyadopts [2016-02-13 20:29:26 +0000 UTC]

I think it is.
I don't play Pokémon competitively, and I don't know any of the "tier" BS. The only thing I judge Pokémon on is their appearance.

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Scarlethfluffyadopts In reply to theguywhohateshisnam [2016-02-13 20:33:38 +0000 UTC]

So? 
i though you was a girl because your pic is a girl (.-.), but you're not. Of course, is usual on boys to hate Sylveon or Delphox because of being feminine. 
Also Gardevoir is feminine too btw.

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theguywhohateshisnam In reply to Scarlethfluffyadopts [2016-02-13 20:54:13 +0000 UTC]

So what? You said I only liked Greninja because it was an uber, but I don't pay attention to that, because I don't care. I like it because it looks fucking badass.
My pic isn't a girl.
That's not my problem with them; my problem is that most Pokémon are able to look like they could be either gender, Sylveon looks exclusively like a guy (seriously, look at its face and tell me that's not male.) Glaceon looks exclusively female.
Delphox I'm just not that interested in.
Gardevoir is indeed feminine.
 

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Scarlethfluffyadopts In reply to theguywhohateshisnam [2016-02-14 05:22:59 +0000 UTC]

You are trying to say that Sylveon is a "guy" but pink? ...Oc?
Because it's doesn't have eyelashes or something to look like a girl, that doesn't mean to always be a boy, right?

And how the heck i can know if your a boy or not, your pic haves a "boy" with long hair.

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theguywhohateshisnam In reply to Scarlethfluffyadopts [2016-02-14 18:14:57 +0000 UTC]

Guys can like pink. Male monsters can be pink; colour doesn't really matter. 
No, that's not it. I don't know I just can't see anything female at all in its face. Also I don't like it because of its ridiculous ribbons.

I don't really care. Also he doesn't have long hair at all.

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Scarlethfluffyadopts In reply to theguywhohateshisnam [2016-02-14 20:59:33 +0000 UTC]

So, if is blue eyes is a male? ..
I'm not saying pink for boys, but all pkmn who are pink are always looking like girls.
I don't see any male thing on Sylveon, i'm not blind.

And, how i can know if your profile is not a long hair? Like i'm psychic type to know?

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theguywhohateshisnam In reply to Scarlethfluffyadopts [2016-02-14 23:31:09 +0000 UTC]

Yes, of course, that must be it.  
Well I can't be bothered to check that, so I'll take you at your word.
Well I can't explain it; its face looks decidedly masculine to me.

But you do have eyes, yes? You can see that he doesn't have long hair.

Also it says in my signature that he's a guy, so there really shouldn't be any confusion.

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Scarlethfluffyadopts In reply to theguywhohateshisnam [2016-02-14 23:55:28 +0000 UTC]

Because he doesn't have eyelashes or other things i should think it's a boy?....
I got confused only by that yellow things at the hair.

And i respect that about of you think Sylveon is a male.

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Kitty-of-Doom524 [2015-04-20 21:37:47 +0000 UTC]

I don't want to hear anything you have to say about Pokemon again

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theguywhohateshisnam In reply to Kitty-of-Doom524 [2015-04-20 22:01:25 +0000 UTC]

I honestly don't care what you want. If you don't want to see my thoughts on Pokémon-which will be few and far between (in fact it is likely that this is the only thing I'm going to give my thoughts on)- then don't look at my thoughts on Pokémon again. You don't need to post a comment voicing you displeasure of my opinion.

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Kitty-of-Doom524 In reply to theguywhohateshisnam [2015-04-20 23:49:45 +0000 UTC]

I just don't like hatred towards any pokemon

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theguywhohateshisnam In reply to Kitty-of-Doom524 [2015-04-21 16:03:26 +0000 UTC]

Even Vanillite and Vanilluxe? And I don't think I hate them, I really can't hate Pokémon, they're not important enough to me for me to hate and they're likely to be inconsequential to my gaming experience as I can just ignore the ones I don't like. I strongly dislike quite a few but I think hatred of them isn't really possible.

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SparkelzDaCat [2014-06-16 00:57:26 +0000 UTC]

OMG you like Espurr and Yvetal too? What a coincedence!

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theguywhohateshisnam In reply to SparkelzDaCat [2014-06-16 07:09:24 +0000 UTC]

I wouldn't really say it's coincidence, a lot of people like them

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Nix-U In reply to theguywhohateshisnam [2014-10-18 07:36:27 +0000 UTC]

You're annoying

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theguywhohateshisnam In reply to Nix-U [2014-10-19 00:22:37 +0000 UTC]

Care to back up your claim?

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Nix-U In reply to theguywhohateshisnam [2014-10-22 15:35:37 +0000 UTC]

I don't think I have to.

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theguywhohateshisnam In reply to Nix-U [2014-10-22 21:01:52 +0000 UTC]

Then I shall disregard it

(by the way, I'm purposefully being annoying in case you couldn't tell)

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Nix-U In reply to theguywhohateshisnam [2014-10-25 10:24:38 +0000 UTC]

Sure I can tell. Doesn't make it any less annoying tho'.

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theguywhohateshisnam In reply to Nix-U [2014-10-25 13:51:41 +0000 UTC]

I want to know how you came to your original conclusion

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Nix-U In reply to theguywhohateshisnam [2014-10-25 17:57:12 +0000 UTC]

Maybe its because you seem rude in your comments. Or maybe its my intuition. Or maybe I find your opinions wrong and stupid and I'm actually the annoying one. Or perhaps Its because of the fact that you feel the need to be "purposefully annoying". There is also the possibility I pick up a small trace of a superiority complex in you. You can go ahead and pick one of those. The fact of the matter is I had an opinion and I felt like saying it out loud.

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theguywhohateshisnam In reply to Nix-U [2014-10-26 00:09:27 +0000 UTC]

1. Interesting
2. Interesting
3. Fair enough
4. I felt the need to be purposefully annoying because you called me annoying in case I wasn't clear on that
5. Interesting

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Nix-U In reply to theguywhohateshisnam [2014-10-26 12:07:56 +0000 UTC]

Great Input.

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VictoriaTheVictini [2014-03-22 21:34:05 +0000 UTC]

Can I have the empty meme?

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theguywhohateshisnam In reply to VictoriaTheVictini [2014-03-23 12:38:32 +0000 UTC]

If I can find it again, it's only in the archives and took forever to find

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VictoriaTheVictini In reply to theguywhohateshisnam [2014-03-23 14:28:32 +0000 UTC]

Ok thx

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theguywhohateshisnam In reply to VictoriaTheVictini [2014-04-06 12:37:36 +0000 UTC]

fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/201… Here you go

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AdamDeLand [2014-02-18 21:02:42 +0000 UTC]

What do you have against Sylveon and Glaceon for that matter?

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theguywhohateshisnam In reply to AdamDeLand [2014-02-18 21:25:40 +0000 UTC]

Their designs

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AdamDeLand In reply to theguywhohateshisnam [2014-02-18 21:28:36 +0000 UTC]

What exactly about the designs, if you think they're too girly, I don't mind.  In fact, I like Pokémon that may look girly but are male (and visa-versa).

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theguywhohateshisnam In reply to AdamDeLand [2014-02-19 00:07:07 +0000 UTC]

Most eeveelutions are able to look badass whilst also graceful, this is not true of Glaceon.

Sylveon is neither badass nor graceful, its design is so completely over the top that it's ridiculous

The girly thing is part of it as well, most Pokémon are the same for both genders and look like they could be either, this is not true of Glaceon or Sylveon who for some reason looks exclusively male despite the colours. Other Pokémon I have a problem with because of this are Braixen, Delphox and also Cresselia who is supposed to genderless but is quite clearly wearing a bra

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