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“Oh this is SO easy”, Blake Lively celebrated as her countdown came within 8 minutes from Daisy Ridley’s record of 2 hours and 51 minutes. “Anyone have anymore questions?”.

Due to gamblers across the nation being displeased after they put their money on Syndey Sweeney, the producers for Timmy Falcon’s Late Night Show did some slight tweaking to the schedule.

They ended up putting some of the more, well, “birth-experienced” celebrities sooner in the line up so that the time in labor could be longer, meaning they’d have people watching for a longer time.

And so far it’s worked extremely well. Blake Lively being a 4 time mother already has spend a good chunk of her life pregnant, and knows how to deal with labor. Perhaps TOO well, as she is close to beating Daisy’s time and hasn’t even struggled once.

Blake’s blonde hair was still in the style she came with it in, her makeup hadn’t run yet, and the only real way anyone could tell she was in labor was because of her attire. Had she not been wearing what was basically a black bikini, nobody could tell that her baby was moving intensely inside her womb.

The first hour and a half went by as a normal interview with Timmy Falcon. Blake was munching on a tub snacks she brought because that helped her with labor the last few times, but after a while she sent Timmy Falcon to the sideline despite not being in that intense of a birthing process.

Blake instead elected to allow the audience to ask questions, letting some fans come up and rub her belly to be part of the real experience. She seemed so focused on answering all the questions that she didn’t even bother to focus on contractions or pushing, and it was working.

The only thing Blake Lively hadn’t delivered on was, well, the delivery itself. She simply smiled for the cameras and rubbed her belly for comfort.

“Uhh, Miss Lively?”, a young mid-20’s girl asked. “I REALLY really wanna get pregnant and become a breeding queen like you, but I’m scared I won’t be good at birthing. Does it get easier after a while?”, she asked, the audience cheering and whistling after she did.

“Well sweetie, my first time in labor was a really fucking pain; I think I pushed through a contraction for a solid 20 minutes”, Blake chuckled as she started answering the question. “But when I was ready with my fourth, I think I just went in with the doctor and grunted a few times in a chair, and after like 2 minutes that baby was out!”, she said, doing a little dance as the audience clapped and woo’d her on.

Amid the cheers, Blake glanced over at the timer, which read “0:10”. “Holy shit I have 10 seconds left??”, Blake exclaimed in celebration. The audience only got louder as they all came to the realization that Blake Lively would be setting a new record that day.

“Go Blake Go!”, shouted Timmy Falcon from the side. He wore a smile on his face, but was a little hurt that he was thrown off the stage on his own show.

“Mfh, get the picture of me winning while eating some chips”, Blake said seductively to the cameraman with a mouthful of doritos. “This is what a winning preggo looks like!”.

“5….4…3…2..1…YAAAAAA!”, the crowd chanted, streamers and balloons shooting down from the ceiling. On the third show, Blake did it. She beat Daisy’s record.

Despite it only being the third contestant in the show’s history, the world exploded in excitement and celebration. No matter the time of day or night, anyone who was watching Laboring Ladies that day was jumping with joy watching their TV screen.

Las Vegas especially was happy. All those bar patrons at the Casino who were throwing childish temper tantrums last week were cheering and hugging.

“PARTY AT MY PLACE!”, the redhead pregnant lady said. Her name was April Kennedy, and she was a wealthy 28 year old supermodel native to Vegas. “Just follow this 7 month preggo to her room and we’ll all have a great time”, she said, a horde of horny men following.

Roughly half an hour later in the studio, Blake was finally starting to crack. She passed time extending her record by answering more questions from the audience, but it only was getting harder and harder for her.

“O-okay guys and girls…baby’s head is starting to really make it down the birth canal now”, Blake panted in a light hearted tone. She very stroked her coarse, low hanging belly in a very particular way, trying to soothe all the cramping and contracting going on inside. “So, I’ll answer one more question before I pop this thing out.”

Every hand was raised, but Blake chose one of the guys she hadn’t called on yet. “You there”, she said, pointing at a guy in the back row.

He looked a little taken aback, not expecting to be called. “Ummm”, he stuttered, nervous. “Uhh—can you do that thing with your belly again?”, he asked.

“What thing?”, Blake sarcastically shot back. She then smirked and looked down at her body. She was practically laying in the chair, and stared at her belly button. Blake poked her belly button in for roughly 2 seconds before allowing it to pop back out. She shuddered in anticipation for what would happen next.

What followed caused herself and the audience to laugh. Blake’s belly contracted and audibly gurgled in reaction to her playing with her belly button. The contractions sent shivvers up Blake’s entire body, but her baby was practically here by now so it didn’t matter to this birthing professional.

“Oh no, I thought I was gonna burst!!”, the Gossip Girl actress intentionally overexaggerated. Her face was now beet red, and her breathing quickened.

“Well, it’s been fun everyone..”, Blake stated directly to the audience, sweat forming on her face. “But this b-baby wants me to keep this competitive, so, th-reeeee hours and seventeen minutes seems fair”, she grunted as the head stretched through her vagina.

Like the others before her, Blake swung her heavy legs up and onto the sides of the chair, lifted up her skirt, and screamed “welcome baby 5!!!”, before the baby plopped on the floor.

“Blake Lively: 3 hours, 17 minutes, and 38 seconds…”, the voice of a producer said, this time female. “A new record!!!”.

How long will Blake’s record last though?

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“Oh this is SO easy”, Blake Lively celebrated as her countdown came within 8 minutes from Daisy Ridley’s record of 2 hours and 51 minutes. “Anyone have anymore questions?”.

Due to gamblers across the nation being displeased after they put their money on Syndey Sweeney, the producers for Timmy Falcon’s Late Night Show did some slight tweaking to the schedule.

They ended up putting some of the more, well, “birth-experienced” celebrities sooner in the line up so that the time in labor could be longer, meaning they’d have people watching for a longer time.

And so far it’s worked extremely well. Blake Lively being a 4 time mother already has spend a good chunk of her life pregnant, and knows how to deal with labor. Perhaps TOO well, as she is close to beating Daisy’s time and hasn’t even struggled once.

Blake’s blonde hair was still in the style she came with it in, her makeup hadn’t run yet, and the only real way anyone could tell she was in labor was because of her attire. Had she not been wearing what was basically a black bikini, nobody could tell that her baby was moving intensely inside her womb.

The first hour and a half went by as a normal interview with Timmy Falcon. Blake was munching on a tub snacks she brought because that helped her with labor the last few times, but after a while she sent Timmy Falcon to the sideline despite not being in that intense of a birthing process.

Blake instead elected to allow the audience to ask questions, letting some fans come up and rub her belly to be part of the real experience. She seemed so focused on answering all the questions that she didn’t even bother to focus on contractions or pushing, and it was working.

The only thing Blake Lively hadn’t delivered on was, well, the delivery itself. She simply smiled for the cameras and rubbed her belly for comfort.

“Uhh, Miss Lively?”, a young mid-20’s girl asked. “I REALLY really wanna get pregnant and become a breeding queen like you, but I’m scared I won’t be good at birthing. Does it get easier after a while?”, she asked, the audience cheering and whistling after she did.

“Well sweetie, my first time in labor was a really fucking pain; I think I pushed through a contraction for a solid 20 minutes”, Blake chuckled as she started answering the question. “But when I was ready with my fourth, I think I just went in with the doctor and grunted a few times in a chair, and after like 2 minutes that baby was out!”, she said, doing a little dance as the audience clapped and woo’d her on.

Amid the cheers, Blake glanced over at the timer, which read “0:10”. “Holy shit I have 10 seconds left??”, Blake exclaimed in celebration. The audience only got louder as they all came to the realization that Blake Lively would be setting a new record that day.

“Go Blake Go!”, shouted Timmy Falcon from the side. He wore a smile on his face, but was a little hurt that he was thrown off the stage on his own show.

“Mfh, get the picture of me winning while eating some chips”, Blake said seductively to the cameraman with a mouthful of doritos. “This is what a winning preggo looks like!”.

“5….4…3…2..1…YAAAAAA!”, the crowd chanted, streamers and balloons shooting down from the ceiling. On the third show, Blake did it. She beat Daisy’s record.

Despite it only being the third contestant in the show’s history, the world exploded in excitement and celebration. No matter the time of day or night, anyone who was watching Laboring Ladies that day was jumping with joy watching their TV screen.

Las Vegas especially was happy. All those bar patrons at the Casino who were throwing childish temper tantrums last week were cheering and hugging.

“PARTY AT MY PLACE!”, the redhead pregnant lady said. Her name was April Kennedy, and she was a wealthy 28 year old supermodel native to Vegas. “Just follow this 7 month preggo to her room and we’ll all have a great time”, she said, a horde of horny men following.

Roughly half an hour later in the studio, Blake was finally starting to crack. She passed time extending her record by answering more questions from the audience, but it only was getting harder and harder for her.

“O-okay guys and girls…baby’s head is starting to really make it down the birth canal now”, Blake panted in a light hearted tone. She very stroked her coarse, low hanging belly in a very particular way, trying to soothe all the cramping and contracting going on inside. “So, I’ll answer one more question before I pop this thing out.”

Every hand was raised, but Blake chose one of the guys she hadn’t called on yet. “You there”, she said, pointing at a guy in the back row.

He looked a little taken aback, not expecting to be called. “Ummm”, he stuttered, nervous. “Uhh—can you do that thing with your belly again?”, he asked.

“What thing?”, Blake sarcastically shot back. She then smirked and looked down at her body. She was practically laying in the chair, and stared at her belly button. Blake poked her belly button in for roughly 2 seconds before allowing it to pop back out. She shuddered in anticipation for what would happen next.

What followed caused herself and the audience to laugh. Blake’s belly contracted and audibly gurgled in reaction to her playing with her belly button. The contractions sent shivvers up Blake’s entire body, but her baby was practically here by now so it didn’t matter to this birthing professional.

“Oh no, I thought I was gonna burst!!”, the Gossip Girl actress intentionally overexaggerated. Her face was now beet red, and her breathing quickened.

“Well, it’s been fun everyone..”, Blake stated directly to the audience, sweat forming on her face. “But this b-baby wants me to keep this competitive, so, th-reeeee hours and seventeen minutes seems fair”, she grunted as the head stretched through her vagina.

Like the others before her, Blake swung her heavy legs up and onto the sides of the chair, lifted up her skirt, and screamed “welcome baby 5!!!”, before the baby plopped on the floor.

“Blake Lively: 3 hours, 17 minutes, and 38 seconds…”, the voice of a producer said, this time female. “A new record!!!”.

How long will Blake’s record last though?