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Slig: The Magog on the March! News that you need! Warning, warning! Another chapter of the Funtastic Story has arrived! And that is JMAHF: AB. It was a 3-part special on BBC. The plots on the three chapters could've been released. However, some fans would tell that the special was just the Funtastic Story all along! So, BBC and Haroldson, Inc decided to scrap it. Also, we heard about the Cooke Curse, the second Haroldson Curse. And the entity of the Haroldson Curse created the Cooke Curse, just to torment The Cooke Family and the Haroldson Family, including the cartoon characters! Our lost Narrator named Winston Martinson was trapped in a cartoon simulation. So, they had to hire a new one. And no, it wasn't the one from the Haroldson Family, or the Cooke Family or Shannon and Donaldson or the friend of Winston Martinson. This is what we heard from them, so let them tell you a story. Roll the clip, boys! Floyd: The new Narrator saw what was going on. He heard about the the Haroldson and Cooke Curse! He was furious! It's even worse than the last night I ate those Fuzzle Pies! Bubble Bass: Maybe Floyd was right, since The Cooke Curse created some kind of false happiness. We may don't know if we might abandoned the Haroldson and Cooke fellas, because they were cursed by an entity. You know, an entity of the Haroldson Curse and Cooke Curse that makes the cartoon characters having some kind of eternal suffering. Nicholas Cooke: HEY! I HEARD THAT! Floyd: So what!? You're cursed by the Cooke Curse, including the Haroldson Curse! Now get lost or I'll make you eat the Fuzzle Pies! Nicholas Cooke: FINE! Have fun suffering just like my brother. Someday, you'll learn that everyone will be cursed by the Cooke and Haroldson Curse. And the Cooke Curse is the curse that I really hate so much! Mickey Mouse: Five days later, An another one was filed by victims of one of those field trip accidents. Haroldson's court almost losses cost the government hundreds and opened the floodgates for dozens of the lawsuits the world over. Judge Trudy: It is time for their secret identity to become their only identity, Time for them to join us, or go away. Gru: Under public pressure, and the financial burden of an ever mounting series of lawsuits, The government quietly initiated the two companies "Haroldson" and "HW" The Cooke Company were granted amnesty from responsibility for past actions, in exchange for the promise to never again resume curse work. Where are they now eventually? Bugs Bunny: They are living among us. Average citizens, Average maniacs. Quietly and anonymously continuing to make the world a better place, Back to you, Sliggy. Slig: Wow, Thanks Floyd, Mickey, Gru and Bugs Bunny, I guess that's just one more good reason, why we can't associate companies that are dreadfully cursed. Also, we'll be right back for more updates! Stay tuned, everyone! Oh, and this message has brought you by Vykkers Labs, The proud makers of Blitz Packer Brew! Life is better when you're blitzed! And Chill Pill! Happiness now in a convenient tablet form! And the whole family of Vykkers Labs' products! And remember, if Vykkers Labs didn't test on it on Fuzzles, we might be testing it on the other guys. Emperor Croc: Ugh, I can't believe the stupid Slig got us into this. Sekto: I agree with that, Croc. Slig: Toodles!

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Slig: The Magog on the March! News that you need! Warning, warning! Another chapter of the Funtastic Story has arrived! And that is JMAHF: AB. It was a 3-part special on BBC. The plots on the three chapters could've been released. However, some fans would tell that the special was just the Funtastic Story all along! So, BBC and Haroldson, Inc decided to scrap it. Also, we heard about the Cooke Curse, the second Haroldson Curse. And the entity of the Haroldson Curse created the Cooke Curse, just to torment The Cooke Family and the Haroldson Family, including the cartoon characters! Our lost Narrator named Winston Martinson was trapped in a cartoon simulation. So, they had to hire a new one. And no, it wasn't the one from the Haroldson Family, or the Cooke Family or Shannon and Donaldson or the friend of Winston Martinson. This is what we heard from them, so let them tell you a story. Roll the clip, boys! Floyd: The new Narrator saw what was going on. He heard about the the Haroldson and Cooke Curse! He was furious! It's even worse than the last night I ate those Fuzzle Pies! Bubble Bass: Maybe Floyd was right, since The Cooke Curse created some kind of false happiness. We may don't know if we might abandoned the Haroldson and Cooke fellas, because they were cursed by an entity. You know, an entity of the Haroldson Curse and Cooke Curse that makes the cartoon characters having some kind of eternal suffering. Nicholas Cooke: HEY! I HEARD THAT! Floyd: So what!? You're cursed by the Cooke Curse, including the Haroldson Curse! Now get lost or I'll make you eat the Fuzzle Pies! Nicholas Cooke: FINE! Have fun suffering just like my brother. Someday, you'll learn that everyone will be cursed by the Cooke and Haroldson Curse. And the Cooke Curse is the curse that I really hate so much! Mickey Mouse: Five days later, An another one was filed by victims of one of those field trip accidents. Haroldson's court almost losses cost the government hundreds and opened the floodgates for dozens of the lawsuits the world over. Judge Trudy: It is time for their secret identity to become their only identity, Time for them to join us, or go away. Gru: Under public pressure, and the financial burden of an ever mounting series of lawsuits, The government quietly initiated the two companies "Haroldson" and "HW" The Cooke Company were granted amnesty from responsibility for past actions, in exchange for the promise to never again resume curse work. Where are they now eventually? Bugs Bunny: They are living among us. Average citizens, Average maniacs. Quietly and anonymously continuing to make the world a better place, Back to you, Sliggy. Slig: Wow, Thanks Floyd, Mickey, Gru and Bugs Bunny, I guess that's just one more good reason, why we can't associate companies that are dreadfully cursed. Also, we'll be right back for more updates! Stay tuned, everyone! Oh, and this message has brought you by Vykkers Labs, The proud makers of Blitz Packer Brew! Life is better when you're blitzed! And Chill Pill! Happiness now in a convenient tablet form! And the whole family of Vykkers Labs' products! And remember, if Vykkers Labs didn't test on it on Fuzzles, we might be testing it on the other guys. Emperor Croc: Ugh, I can't believe the stupid Slig got us into this. Sekto: I agree with that, Croc. Slig: Toodles!