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So last night I had a really strange dream.

I was back at school for some reason. Either college or high, I can't remember. It's not really important. I tend to have a lot of dreams where I'm in school for some reason, probably because I have a strong desire to finish college after dropping out.

At one point in my dream, I'm in the main stairwell rushing to my next class when suddenly someone grabs my arm. I only glance back quickly to see who it is and don't get a good look, but it's a girl with a stupid amount of curly red hair on her head. She insists that we have to hurry and that I have to drag her. I don't ask why, I just sort of roll my eyes in annoyance and go along with it. At one point, where she wants to go and where I want to go are in opposite directions. Being curious as to what's going on I decide my class isn't that important and I keep dragging this strange girl around. For some reason we decide it'd be easier to carry her and she ends up riding me piggy back style. She's extremely light so I have no problem running along with her at a light jog.

We eventually reach our destination, just outside one of one of the schools annexed buildings. She rushes us over to a puddle that has a thin layer of ice over it, despite it being the middle of spring. We easily break through the ice and find some old books submerged in a shallow pool of water. She's very excited by this discovery, as apparently she really loves old books for some reason. I gingerly open the pages of one of them, finding to my surprise that they're only slightly damp on the outside and the pages kind of stick together at the corners but not strongly enough to damage them. The insides are filled with illustrations that look like they come right out of a Kate Benton comic despite the books being several decades old.

It's at this point we both stand up and I finally get a good look at the girl. I'm pretty shocked at what I see. Same mass of curly red hair as before, only now I realize that she's remarkably thin and phenomenally tall. The top of my head doesn't even reach her perky breasts.

I compose myself and casually ask her how tall she is, despite not normally doing that knowing that tall people generally hate that question.

Rather then get upset, she smiles at me playfully and responds: "Pi2.6"

"...what?"

"Pi two point six."

"Oh come on, you've got to me kidding me. You can't just tell me your height normally?" We had been playfully bantering while working our way over, so I knew she'd be fine with me sarcastically making demands. She merely shrugs and giggles in response.

As I start doing the math in my head, I wake up.

(Forgive me for making myself a generic blue guy. I just don't want you freaks masturbating to images of me.

Unless you have a fetish for featureless blue guys. I'm okay with you masturbating to that.)

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So last night I had a really strange dream.

I was back at school for some reason. Either college or high, I can't remember. It's not really important. I tend to have a lot of dreams where I'm in school for some reason, probably because I have a strong desire to finish college after dropping out.

At one point in my dream, I'm in the main stairwell rushing to my next class when suddenly someone grabs my arm. I only glance back quickly to see who it is and don't get a good look, but it's a girl with a stupid amount of curly red hair on her head. She insists that we have to hurry and that I have to drag her. I don't ask why, I just sort of roll my eyes in annoyance and go along with it. At one point, where she wants to go and where I want to go are in opposite directions. Being curious as to what's going on I decide my class isn't that important and I keep dragging this strange girl around. For some reason we decide it'd be easier to carry her and she ends up riding me piggy back style. She's extremely light so I have no problem running along with her at a light jog.

We eventually reach our destination, just outside one of one of the schools annexed buildings. She rushes us over to a puddle that has a thin layer of ice over it, despite it being the middle of spring. We easily break through the ice and find some old books submerged in a shallow pool of water. She's very excited by this discovery, as apparently she really loves old books for some reason. I gingerly open the pages of one of them, finding to my surprise that they're only slightly damp on the outside and the pages kind of stick together at the corners but not strongly enough to damage them. The insides are filled with illustrations that look like they come right out of a Kate Benton comic despite the books being several decades old.

It's at this point we both stand up and I finally get a good look at the girl. I'm pretty shocked at what I see. Same mass of curly red hair as before, only now I realize that she's remarkably thin and phenomenally tall. The top of my head doesn't even reach her perky breasts.

I compose myself and casually ask her how tall she is, despite not normally doing that knowing that tall people generally hate that question.

Rather then get upset, she smiles at me playfully and responds: "Pi2.6"

"...what?"

"Pi two point six."

"Oh come on, you've got to me kidding me. You can't just tell me your height normally?" We had been playfully bantering while working our way over, so I knew she'd be fine with me sarcastically making demands. She merely shrugs and giggles in response.

As I start doing the math in my head, I wake up.

(Forgive me for making myself a generic blue guy. I just don't want you freaks masturbating to images of me.

Unless you have a fetish for featureless blue guys. I'm okay with you masturbating to that.)