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Entry for the "Haute Couture" round of the Miss Gotham Pageant at

And next on the runway, modelling the work of that best-beloved, so-sorely-sought-after, excrutiatingly exclusive outfitter to all of Rogue's Dirtiest and Deviant, Mr. Kittelmeir, she's been called the Cupid of Crime, the Maiden of Mirth and the but you know her as Gotham's Reigning Clown Princess, the one and only Harley Quinn!

"Hiiiiii! Harley Quinn, pleased to meet ya! And ain't this a fine howd'ya do for a gal to strut her stuff! Glad I powdered my nose!

Here's why you screws should crown ME Miss Gotham -
- 'Cos I'll make every Tuesday and Friday free cotton-candy days!
- I'll make April Fool's Day fall on a Monday - EVERY week!
- I'll eliminate all sparkly-taxes and instigate bat-breath taxes!
- 'Cos I've got the handsomest fella around on my arm! Handome guys are inspirin' to look at (just keep your mitts to yerselves!)
- 'Cos my poor, poor Puddin' is misunderstood and with the title I could help the world to see him the way I do!
- Because this burg needs a gal in charge who knows how to laugh!
- Because if you DON'T it might be bad for yer health, if you get my drift. Capeeesh? Is that how you say that? You know what I mean!

LOVE YOU AAAAALLL! MWAH! MWAH! MWAH!"

To my delight, this one FIRST PLACE, having been voted on by the members! Thanks to all who voted!!!!

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Entry for the "Haute Couture" round of the Miss Gotham Pageant at

And next on the runway, modelling the work of that best-beloved, so-sorely-sought-after, excrutiatingly exclusive outfitter to all of Rogue's Dirtiest and Deviant, Mr. Kittelmeir, she's been called the Cupid of Crime, the Maiden of Mirth and the but you know her as Gotham's Reigning Clown Princess, the one and only Harley Quinn!

"Hiiiiii! Harley Quinn, pleased to meet ya! And ain't this a fine howd'ya do for a gal to strut her stuff! Glad I powdered my nose!

Here's why you screws should crown ME Miss Gotham -
- 'Cos I'll make every Tuesday and Friday free cotton-candy days!
- I'll make April Fool's Day fall on a Monday - EVERY week!
- I'll eliminate all sparkly-taxes and instigate bat-breath taxes!
- 'Cos I've got the handsomest fella around on my arm! Handome guys are inspirin' to look at (just keep your mitts to yerselves!)
- 'Cos my poor, poor Puddin' is misunderstood and with the title I could help the world to see him the way I do!
- Because this burg needs a gal in charge who knows how to laugh!
- Because if you DON'T it might be bad for yer health, if you get my drift. Capeeesh? Is that how you say that? You know what I mean!

LOVE YOU AAAAALLL! MWAH! MWAH! MWAH!"

To my delight, this one FIRST PLACE, having been voted on by the members! Thanks to all who voted!!!!