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TheSciFiArtisan β€” It Tried to Kill Me

Published: 2009-11-21 14:17:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 2270; Favourites: 88; Downloads: 69
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Description "Now Strap in tight, lets get set for action
to hoist the ship out of the sand
He tried to kill me with a forklift! Haza!"

Defiantly one of my more esoteric joke signs. This might help www.youtube.com/watch?v=wErpaF…

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SOMEBOI28 [2024-02-02 22:14:55 +0000 UTC]

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xxStolen-soulsxx [2018-01-24 20:28:56 +0000 UTC]

After recently having seen the most graphic safety training video ever... I have to look at this different.
Dude gets impaled/crushed between forklift and a metal bin... Yikes. It was a cringe worthy 30 seconds

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TheSciFiArtisan In reply to xxStolen-soulsxx [2018-01-25 01:45:42 +0000 UTC]

Sounds like that old, I think it was German" training video that was over the top gory. It made the rounds online a few years ago.

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xxStolen-soulsxx In reply to TheSciFiArtisan [2018-02-20 06:24:44 +0000 UTC]

This was actually at a place I worked. Don't know where the video was captured though.

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The-Rozothian-Fox [2016-04-12 18:31:03 +0000 UTC]

When I look at this, it reminds me of that German parody of forklift safety video's, "Staplerfahrer Klaus".Β 

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TheSciFiArtisan In reply to The-Rozothian-Fox [2016-04-12 18:40:57 +0000 UTC]

yeah, I suppose it could work for that too

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The-Rozothian-Fox In reply to TheSciFiArtisan [2016-04-12 18:44:15 +0000 UTC]

Indeed.

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BearGlitch [2013-12-15 18:59:33 +0000 UTC]

Wow this guy does not know what a forklift is because that is a bulldozer!

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REDVAMPIRE120652 [2012-11-05 23:06:51 +0000 UTC]

Remember Nostalgia Critic it is a fORKLIFT... V

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RailroadNutjob [2011-12-02 02:04:39 +0000 UTC]

*Nostalgia Critic references coming up in 3... 2... 1!*

Ha-ha-ha! A "bulldozer"! I'm driving a "bulldozer"!

(LOL Bulldozer in Barb Wire is actually a forklift, and was put in the Top 11 F*ckups)

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AltrumDissidia [2011-11-21 16:35:25 +0000 UTC]

The Forklift: The Most Dangerous Weapon in the World

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xxStolen-soulsxx [2010-12-10 06:21:52 +0000 UTC]

lol i've seen that series...

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BlakerOats [2010-07-11 19:03:41 +0000 UTC]

If only there was a MST3K song collection!

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TheSciFiArtisan In reply to BlakerOats [2010-07-11 19:12:28 +0000 UTC]

but alas there isn't

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BlakerOats In reply to TheSciFiArtisan [2010-07-11 19:14:12 +0000 UTC]

At least there's Youtube.

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TheSciFiArtisan In reply to BlakerOats [2010-07-11 19:15:13 +0000 UTC]

indeed

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comixgamer [2010-04-28 03:44:20 +0000 UTC]

such an awesome song could only come from one place....MST3K RULES!!!!

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TheSciFiArtisan In reply to comixgamer [2010-04-28 03:48:52 +0000 UTC]

MysteryScienceTheater3000

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cerberus144 [2010-04-21 16:48:27 +0000 UTC]

This is the song, written for the train chase! This is the song! Rocky and ken! He tried to kill me with a forklift!

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TheSciFiArtisan In reply to cerberus144 [2010-04-21 16:50:14 +0000 UTC]

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cerberus144 In reply to TheSciFiArtisan [2010-04-21 16:53:05 +0000 UTC]

I took a stupid video of me singing my own version of the song while i was on campus and posted it on youtube, wanna see it? XD

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TheSciFiArtisan In reply to cerberus144 [2010-04-21 16:59:51 +0000 UTC]

I saw it

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cerberus144 In reply to TheSciFiArtisan [2010-04-21 17:02:25 +0000 UTC]

You saw it? with me on Bakersfield college and the forklift on campus?

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TheSciFiArtisan In reply to cerberus144 [2010-04-21 17:18:48 +0000 UTC]

yeah

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cerberus144 In reply to TheSciFiArtisan [2010-04-21 17:21:36 +0000 UTC]

Did you vote five, comment, and favorite?

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TheSciFiArtisan In reply to cerberus144 [2010-04-21 17:30:07 +0000 UTC]

I did vote

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cerberus144 In reply to TheSciFiArtisan [2010-04-21 17:32:36 +0000 UTC]

Yaaaay!

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TheSciFiArtisan In reply to cerberus144 [2010-04-21 17:36:23 +0000 UTC]

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cerberus144 In reply to TheSciFiArtisan [2010-04-21 17:56:16 +0000 UTC]

Have you been a good boy and watched some of my other youtube videos? XD

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TheSciFiArtisan In reply to cerberus144 [2010-04-21 18:00:47 +0000 UTC]

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Bleu-Ninja [2010-02-18 00:07:45 +0000 UTC]

"Bad guy with a gun: Eh, five dollars. But get a guy comin' at you with a forklift: Yeah, fifty bucks!"
My memory likely was slightly wrong on that quote.

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chibifoxgirl [2009-12-18 07:02:09 +0000 UTC]

Lol space mutiny right?! I love that one!

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TheSciFiArtisan In reply to chibifoxgirl [2009-12-18 07:07:35 +0000 UTC]

I think it was a different movie.


Anyway,thanks for the fav

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JamesMeteoriteHall In reply to TheSciFiArtisan [2010-09-30 03:16:19 +0000 UTC]

Fugitive Alien and it also shows up in its sequel Fugitive Alien 2.

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SangoWings333 [2009-11-29 21:08:53 +0000 UTC]

Such a great episode.

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TheSciFiArtisan In reply to SangoWings333 [2009-11-29 22:01:02 +0000 UTC]

lol, yes it was

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SangoWings333 In reply to TheSciFiArtisan [2009-11-29 22:56:43 +0000 UTC]

I feel like watching it again! Wheeee

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TheSciFiArtisan In reply to SangoWings333 [2009-11-29 23:10:47 +0000 UTC]

lol, just watch out for that forklift

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SangoWings333 In reply to TheSciFiArtisan [2009-11-29 23:55:02 +0000 UTC]

I shall.

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Meta-Knight-1-fan [2009-11-21 18:57:05 +0000 UTC]

It tried to rape me...

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TheSciFiArtisan In reply to Meta-Knight-1-fan [2009-11-21 19:13:18 +0000 UTC]

ouch

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Meta-Knight-1-fan In reply to TheSciFiArtisan [2009-11-21 19:14:51 +0000 UTC]

Yeah...it was not a pleasant feeling....

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