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olaya: So Thrwm!... why exactly are you bugging me today?
thrwm: Errh... well.. actually it's like this... ummh... I can't help but be amazed at this season's female guard attire!... I mean it looks really special and I just wanted to admire it!
olaya: That's nice!
thrwm: Errh... I mean... you look really spectacular in the new gear! (shit! should I have said that or "the new gear looks really spectacular on you"... I never know which way round sounds best!)
olaya: I see... I get the feeling you're trying to pay me a compliment!... Anyhow, how do you check the backside?
thrwm: The backside is really... errh... unique!... I've never seen anything quite like it before!... but I'm a little confused!
olaya: Oh? confused about what?
thrwm: Well... errh... isn't it a bit skimpy?... I mean, what if you were attacked by a bunch of savage orcs?... does it have any armor rating at all?
olaya: It's motivational!
thrwm: "Motivational"?
olaya: Yeah... you see, any tactical leader could tell you that high troop morale is far more valuable than a shit load of armor!... so, a few of us girl guards take point in field operations and all the boys follow in high spirits, oblivious to any danger!
thrwm: Nice! (shit! Olaya is such a born leader! She has such a gifted tactical mind!)... sounds exhilirating!... but what do the girls get out of it?... I mean, isn't it a bit scary always being in the most exposed position?
olaya: Duh!... you think girls don't like the attention?
thrwm: Oh!, yeah!
olaya: Heehee!... I'm just kidding you!... I mean, we do like a bit of attention now and then, but us guards live like brothers and sisters in arms... We're a team!... If we were to get into danger, the more heavily armored members would not hesitate to rush to the fore!
thrwm: That's a relief!... I'd hate to think of you all exposed!
olaya: Heehee! You really crack me up Thrwm!... I think the opposite might be closer to the truth!
thrwm: Errh... Ola?... I think your chest guard thingy is malfunctioning!
olaya: What do you mean "malfunctioning"?... Oh!... Shit!... It slipped a bit!... That's bad! you almost got to see my nipple!
thrwm: (Ola's such a tease!... I swear she did that on purpose!) Ola, I just can't figure out how you wear those thingies!... I mean, what with the laws of gravity and everything!
olaya: They're not "thingies"!... We paste them on in the morning with a bit of fish glue... They're called "pasties"!
[And hence, may the gods be eternally praised, the "pasty" was born!]
thrwm: OK!
olaya: Yeah... so they usually behave themselves, but they can slip sometimes... like in the rain, or when you're sweating heavily!
thrwm: OK!
olaya: Sometimes we get caught out in the field and we have to stick them back on with love juices!
thrwm: "Love juices"?... Oh!... yeah!... I see! (Shit! Olaya is definitely trying to mess with my mind right now!... I mean, does she mean she gets these juices from her crack? or maybe her mate's crack? or maybe from the boys?)
olaya: Thrwm?... you OK?... you look a little... perplexed!

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Description
olaya: So Thrwm!... why exactly are you bugging me today?
thrwm: Errh... well.. actually it's like this... ummh... I can't help but be amazed at this season's female guard attire!... I mean it looks really special and I just wanted to admire it!
olaya: That's nice!
thrwm: Errh... I mean... you look really spectacular in the new gear! (shit! should I have said that or "the new gear looks really spectacular on you"... I never know which way round sounds best!)
olaya: I see... I get the feeling you're trying to pay me a compliment!... Anyhow, how do you check the backside?
thrwm: The backside is really... errh... unique!... I've never seen anything quite like it before!... but I'm a little confused!
olaya: Oh? confused about what?
thrwm: Well... errh... isn't it a bit skimpy?... I mean, what if you were attacked by a bunch of savage orcs?... does it have any armor rating at all?
olaya: It's motivational!
thrwm: "Motivational"?
olaya: Yeah... you see, any tactical leader could tell you that high troop morale is far more valuable than a shit load of armor!... so, a few of us girl guards take point in field operations and all the boys follow in high spirits, oblivious to any danger!
thrwm: Nice! (shit! Olaya is such a born leader! She has such a gifted tactical mind!)... sounds exhilirating!... but what do the girls get out of it?... I mean, isn't it a bit scary always being in the most exposed position?
olaya: Duh!... you think girls don't like the attention?
thrwm: Oh!, yeah!
olaya: Heehee!... I'm just kidding you!... I mean, we do like a bit of attention now and then, but us guards live like brothers and sisters in arms... We're a team!... If we were to get into danger, the more heavily armored members would not hesitate to rush to the fore!
thrwm: That's a relief!... I'd hate to think of you all exposed!
olaya: Heehee! You really crack me up Thrwm!... I think the opposite might be closer to the truth!
thrwm: Errh... Ola?... I think your chest guard thingy is malfunctioning!
olaya: What do you mean "malfunctioning"?... Oh!... Shit!... It slipped a bit!... That's bad! you almost got to see my nipple!
thrwm: (Ola's such a tease!... I swear she did that on purpose!) Ola, I just can't figure out how you wear those thingies!... I mean, what with the laws of gravity and everything!
olaya: They're not "thingies"!... We paste them on in the morning with a bit of fish glue... They're called "pasties"!
[And hence, may the gods be eternally praised, the "pasty" was born!]
thrwm: OK!
olaya: Yeah... so they usually behave themselves, but they can slip sometimes... like in the rain, or when you're sweating heavily!
thrwm: OK!
olaya: Sometimes we get caught out in the field and we have to stick them back on with love juices!
thrwm: "Love juices"?... Oh!... yeah!... I see! (Shit! Olaya is definitely trying to mess with my mind right now!... I mean, does she mean she gets these juices from her crack? or maybe her mate's crack? or maybe from the boys?)
olaya: Thrwm?... you OK?... you look a little... perplexed!

Daz Iray (32bit beauty canvas). tone mapped in Darktable. 6K download