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Published: 2010-04-01 03:54:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 1327; Favourites: 61; Downloads: 0
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Description BECAUSE I WANTED ONE, OK?

Blame ~handstands-for-you




Rafe glanced up at his boss. "All right, Teej, what canary did you eat?"

TJ couldn't stop her grin from widening. "I have no idea what you're talking about."

Rafe opened his mouth to rebuke her when a shrill human scream erupted from the paddocks outside the office building. He bolted toward the sound, hoping to save whatever person was dying, leaving TJ sitting on the ground laughing her ass off.

Halfway to the paddocks, a shirtless Keegan sprinted around the corner and slammed into him.

"What the--?"

"Where is she?!" Keegan grabbed Rafe by the throat and shook him wildly. Distantly, Rafe wondered how the hell such a wimpy man could have such a strong grip, but then his mind was consumed with figuring out how to get air back in his crushed windpipe.

"Whe-re's... who?" he choked out.

"TJ!" Keegan was actually foaming at the mouth now. Like, literally. It was becoming quite alarming. "I just know she hid that monster in the empty paddock for me to find!"

"Aw, come on, Keegan," TJ giggled softly from behind them. At least she was smart enough to stay out of strangling distance. "You'll hurt his feelings if you keep talking like that."

Keegan let go of Rafe--who immediately sucked in great gulps of air--to point to his shirt. Or lack thereof. "That beast ripped my new dress shirt clean off!" he shrieked.

Rafe, who was still bent over gasping, glanced at TJ. "What..." More gasps. "What did you buy?"

TJ just grinned her canary grin and pointed.

All three looked over to the closest paddock, where a hybrid colt stood along the fenceline with his head was bobbing up and down between the slats. Hanging from his tiny muzzle was a now-dirty men's dress shirt.



Name: Zini
Barn Name: Zini
Gender: Colt
Projected Height: 15.2hh
Color: ...Bay + zebra?
Eyes: Amber brown
Markings: Uneven zebra stripes
Build: Small and lean. He has giant zebra ears and twiggy, underdeveloped legs. His croup is higher than his withers, too.
Breed: Zebra x Thoroughbred hybrid (aka a Zorse)
Bloodlines: Zebra stallion x Bay thoroughbred mare
Genes: Not going there
Temperment: Hell on wheels. Zini inherited his sire's wild instincts. He is tame (kind of) around humans, having been raised around them, but he doesn't like being told what to do. Kind of reminds you of El Diablo at that age, huh...?
Stable: Black Creek Crossing Stables

Art and Character (C) Me
Ref: [link] SO CUTE.
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Comments: 56

CopperdragonArt [2010-04-19 03:55:57 +0000 UTC]

Whoa, this is unexpected! I think it's safe to say he takes the wild markings to a whole new level. ...and all the better for all us, now we get to admire his awesome-ness.

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thunderjam1992 In reply to CopperdragonArt [2010-04-19 04:01:11 +0000 UTC]

INDEED.

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Kimblewick [2010-04-09 00:58:45 +0000 UTC]

Are you planning on racing him? Because then you'd be halfway to racing stripes

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thunderjam1992 In reply to Kimblewick [2010-04-09 01:46:22 +0000 UTC]

lol NO. Definately not. I have other plans for him.

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LittleShadow73 [2010-04-05 21:24:03 +0000 UTC]

I want a Zorse!

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AnimalArtKingdom [2010-04-05 02:35:36 +0000 UTC]

Awww so cute! I love the pose

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Queen-of-Randomness [2010-04-04 13:22:37 +0000 UTC]

You've been featured in the fifth issue of the HARPG Newsletter!

[link]

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thunderjam1992 In reply to Queen-of-Randomness [2010-04-04 18:10:56 +0000 UTC]

THANK YOOOOUU.

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sandeyes13 [2010-04-04 05:03:30 +0000 UTC]

Aww man, could you have imagined what a monster he could have been born if his sire was Diablo and his mum the zebra? XD

Its cute but deadly.XD

This is so adorable btw.

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thunderjam1992 In reply to sandeyes13 [2010-04-04 18:10:28 +0000 UTC]

I SHOULD DO THAT.

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sandeyes13 In reply to thunderjam1992 [2010-04-29 01:30:40 +0000 UTC]

*laughs and runs away in fear*

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MorganFireStables [2010-04-03 23:34:37 +0000 UTC]

OMG ZEBRACRAZE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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thunderjam1992 In reply to MorganFireStables [2010-04-04 18:10:11 +0000 UTC]

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MorganFireStables In reply to thunderjam1992 [2010-04-05 02:02:37 +0000 UTC]

YESH!

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KwehCat [2010-04-03 16:40:52 +0000 UTC]

That is so cute!!

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Queen-of-Randomness [2010-04-02 22:12:50 +0000 UTC]

THIS IS POSSIBLY THE CUTEST THING EVER.

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jessiejar1 [2010-04-01 21:46:20 +0000 UTC]

ooh! pretty!

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thunderjam1992 In reply to jessiejar1 [2010-04-02 01:41:54 +0000 UTC]

...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR AVATAR IS AWESOME

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jessiejar1 In reply to thunderjam1992 [2010-04-02 06:00:07 +0000 UTC]

yeah, at first I freaked out and asked Steven, but then we figured out it was an April fools joke

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thunderjam1992 In reply to jessiejar1 [2010-04-02 14:45:44 +0000 UTC]

LOL

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xkatalyst33x [2010-04-01 21:43:09 +0000 UTC]

-sqeeks and squeezes-

lol, bay + zebra = BEST

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boxofpeaches [2010-04-01 21:15:19 +0000 UTC]



He is just absolutely precious! I am so tempted to jump on the bandwagon... I may have to tonight.

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thunderjam1992 In reply to boxofpeaches [2010-04-02 01:41:14 +0000 UTC]

YESH YOU DO. NOW.

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boxofpeaches In reply to thunderjam1992 [2010-04-02 01:59:35 +0000 UTC]

GIRL OR BOY, GIRL OR BOY?!

*is going to get this baby DONE*

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thunderjam1992 In reply to boxofpeaches [2010-04-02 14:48:18 +0000 UTC]

BOY!!

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boxofpeaches In reply to thunderjam1992 [2010-04-02 15:10:14 +0000 UTC]

OTAY!

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thunderjam1992 In reply to boxofpeaches [2010-04-02 20:26:55 +0000 UTC]

(Send me link when you are done I want to see! )

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NiteMuse [2010-04-01 20:37:18 +0000 UTC]

I thought that horse/other-equine crosses were sterile... like mules?

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thunderjam1992 In reply to NiteMuse [2010-04-02 01:40:59 +0000 UTC]

They are.

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NiteMuse In reply to thunderjam1992 [2010-04-02 03:09:05 +0000 UTC]

oooOOOooo... okay... I was just unsure. >_>

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NewAgeStables [2010-04-01 19:39:49 +0000 UTC]

MAKE THE AVVIE NONSENSE STOP! *freaks out because she can't use plz account anymore*

/me is dead but LOOOOVVES that zorse. ZORSE BABIES TJ, ZORSE BABIES!

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thunderjam1992 In reply to NewAgeStables [2010-04-02 01:40:46 +0000 UTC]

Lol I wish. But alas, they are normally sterile. *pouts*

But yeah. The icons are seriously freaking me out.

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afleetalex [2010-04-01 19:15:51 +0000 UTC]

That is so adorable!

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thunderjam1992 In reply to afleetalex [2010-04-02 01:40:04 +0000 UTC]

Thanks.

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oakhollowd [2010-04-01 16:49:26 +0000 UTC]

Wow. I did wonder how long it would take before I saw a Zorse on #HorseArt-RPG ...just gotta wait for the Quagga and the Zedonk now

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thunderjam1992 In reply to oakhollowd [2010-04-02 01:39:48 +0000 UTC]

Heck yes. THOSE ARE NEXT.

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Horsey-Girl-Higgs [2010-04-01 15:49:27 +0000 UTC]

ZORSE! Love it

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billygoatsgruff [2010-04-01 14:38:59 +0000 UTC]

ONG im gonna hop on the bandwagon too >>

zorses kick ass

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SquirrelyTodd [2010-04-01 14:05:47 +0000 UTC]

aww, I used to have a zorse I drew all the time. A few years back a friend of ours, Wayne, went up to IN to buy a zebra stallion, but instead came home with a cammel. who wants a camel???

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Greatalmightyqueen [2010-04-01 13:04:34 +0000 UTC]

AND SIGNATURES. OH MY GOD I JUST NOTICED THE SIGNATURES. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA.

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thunderjam1992 In reply to Greatalmightyqueen [2010-04-02 01:39:12 +0000 UTC]

What signatures? It's like they deleted them all!

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NewAgeStables In reply to Greatalmightyqueen [2010-04-01 19:38:20 +0000 UTC]

/me dies with GAQ for our poor siggies and avvies! RIP
THEY'VE BEEN MURDERED, MURDERED I TELL YOU!

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Greatalmightyqueen [2010-04-01 13:04:06 +0000 UTC]

I actually just can't stop staring at everybody's icons, but OMG YOU HAVE A ZORSE I WANT A ZORSE.

...I just got the best idea ever for a zorse.

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thunderjam1992 In reply to Greatalmightyqueen [2010-04-02 01:38:55 +0000 UTC]

I KNOW. I can't stop staring either. It's bothering me, honestly. I really hope they all change back. If they don't I'll be pissed.

...The least they could have done was give me a Jacob icon...

But yes--you need a zorse.

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Greatalmightyqueen In reply to thunderjam1992 [2010-04-02 02:46:25 +0000 UTC]

8DDDDD

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handstands-for-you [2010-04-01 10:58:37 +0000 UTC]

Bahahahaha! I've created an army! The "hell on wheels" zorse army! Lol, Zini is toooo cute! I love his stripes

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thunderjam1992 In reply to handstands-for-you [2010-04-02 01:37:55 +0000 UTC]

YESH. We shall band together and take over the world with Pinkie and the Brain! *is determined*

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scaramouche2802 [2010-04-01 07:28:17 +0000 UTC]

OMG waaaaaay too cute

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ItalySky [2010-04-01 05:22:53 +0000 UTC]

because they're fricken ADORBALE!!! haha

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Padfoot7411 [2010-04-01 05:03:43 +0000 UTC]

..That story made me laugh so hard! But he's the cutest thing!!!

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