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Description Headcanon: Connor is a super lightweight. I didn’t know how the pattern on Haytham’s cape works so I just gave him a flying spaghetti monster.

Please reblog from Tumblr instead of reposting, thank you \ouo/
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TheLivingGlitch [2018-06-04 02:44:57 +0000 UTC]

wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images…

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WoodenFoxx [2018-05-24 16:02:04 +0000 UTC]

nice XD

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Pr070cr33d [2018-02-24 05:15:26 +0000 UTC]

Connor looks like he's taking after his grandpa Edward Kenway huh? Lol.

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Legacy-Galaxy [2018-02-22 03:57:51 +0000 UTC]

Best name! Best name!

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Wareful [2015-07-12 15:42:55 +0000 UTC]

Nice.)))

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NemoEmo13 [2014-06-25 14:55:34 +0000 UTC]

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER!

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fantasylover100 In reply to NemoEmo13 [2015-02-01 22:46:21 +0000 UTC]

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livefree33 [2014-01-06 06:41:31 +0000 UTC]

FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTERS! AWESOME!


Btw;

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tsumefan2 [2013-12-16 20:46:15 +0000 UTC]

in other words don't lie on how much you have had

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T3MP35T [2013-12-08 15:21:02 +0000 UTC]

I love this LOL

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SoulDragonzz [2013-07-10 06:53:38 +0000 UTC]

Flying spaghetti monster!!!!!!

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salanaland [2013-04-28 23:21:15 +0000 UTC]

FSM = Father of Understanding.

Headcanon.

(My headcanon contains the following: in modern AUs, Haytham is addicted to telenovelas. He says it's just to stay fluent in Spanish, and not at all because of the insane plotlines.)

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theonlyrenj In reply to salanaland [2013-05-03 02:37:22 +0000 UTC]

That headcannon is beautiful and I fully support it

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Wulph-Hyve0123 [2013-04-16 06:26:55 +0000 UTC]

POOR CONNOR

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505nochez [2013-04-07 04:41:24 +0000 UTC]

connor its okay to barf

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AssassinsQueeNIII [2013-03-25 19:31:55 +0000 UTC]

LOL Poor connor

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MissImpastaSjinLalna [2013-03-18 03:18:42 +0000 UTC]

That's hilarious XD

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dabossALTAIR [2013-03-16 03:24:02 +0000 UTC]

lol

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SmugglerEllie [2013-02-27 00:32:08 +0000 UTC]

Flying spaghetti monster is he headcanon Templar symbol which represents the world domination with alien food abominations.

Source: Wikipedia.

XD

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thunderjelly In reply to SmugglerEllie [2013-02-27 01:35:25 +0000 UTC]

fsdjdngkdjksfdansakjdsfdsf Something must have happened in between then and now because the Templars are now using a boring Abstergo logo.

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SmugglerEllie In reply to thunderjelly [2013-02-27 01:37:02 +0000 UTC]

They have to hide their secret plan form Assassins.

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thunderjelly In reply to SmugglerEllie [2013-02-27 01:43:57 +0000 UTC]

It's written in code in the spaghetti monster's noodles.

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SmugglerEllie In reply to thunderjelly [2013-02-27 01:50:10 +0000 UTC]

yes.

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SweetNSpice112 [2013-02-22 06:31:55 +0000 UTC]

hilarious

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kyoshiroelric [2013-02-13 00:32:40 +0000 UTC]

What? Native Americans are well known alcoholics (can say this because I am Native American), there's no way he'd be a lightweight! lol. This was great, I could imagine a scene like this in the game, would have been more awesome than he and Lee sharing that drink before he stabbed him.

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juanitawolf [2013-01-30 21:17:56 +0000 UTC]

idk if Haytham is next to him because he cares...or...well just to troll him afterwards

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thunderjelly In reply to juanitawolf [2013-01-31 03:08:47 +0000 UTC]

Let's leave that up to the imagination, haha.

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Shadowed-DarkNinja [2013-01-26 18:11:45 +0000 UTC]

LOL spaghetti monster design..XDD
And aawww poor conner; Your such a liar XDD

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Vive-La-Liberte [2013-01-25 15:29:25 +0000 UTC]

OMG i love this...
BEEER!!!

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LittleRedHatter [2013-01-25 09:02:55 +0000 UTC]

the pattern on haytham's cape is so beautiful

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thunderjelly In reply to LittleRedHatter [2013-01-25 09:30:22 +0000 UTC]

it'll spaghetti you up.

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alucardlov3r [2013-01-20 17:47:08 +0000 UTC]

lol liar

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AssassinObsesed [2013-01-17 17:40:49 +0000 UTC]

Connor: ... ... One
Me: Ha, liar.

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VulcanTrekkie45 [2013-01-13 21:52:50 +0000 UTC]

Well, historically speaking Native Americans didn't have the genes to properly process alcohol, and even still today native communities have huge problems with alcoholism...

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thunderjelly In reply to VulcanTrekkie45 [2013-01-14 03:41:54 +0000 UTC]

That was the idea behind it uwu

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Dahlia-Bellona [2013-01-13 19:25:59 +0000 UTC]

Lmao!

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RuneSunna [2013-01-11 19:18:17 +0000 UTC]

I laughed so loud that my mother stared at me as if I did something wrong XD

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thunderjelly In reply to RuneSunna [2013-01-12 03:22:41 +0000 UTC]

ausdfkjsdkj I'm sorry she had to question you!

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CyberEagleWarrior [2012-12-30 15:02:19 +0000 UTC]

Father-son bonding I see!

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Kiki-the-Strange [2012-12-28 03:46:30 +0000 UTC]

LOL SPAGHETTI MONSTER LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL anyways love this. Haytham is sooooo hawt

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MarryEllen [2012-12-25 23:16:34 +0000 UTC]

XD, I love it!

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Haythamlover [2012-12-25 15:13:36 +0000 UTC]

hahahahahahaha poor Connor!

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hiropon056 [2012-12-13 20:10:25 +0000 UTC]

hahhaha spaghetti monster xD
but yes I totally imagine him to be such a wimp

but isn't the wine in haythams glass kinda... anti-gravitational? ^^ <---- is this even a word?? I don't think so XD

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Attaora [2012-12-06 14:30:35 +0000 UTC]

Amerindians have a genetically low tolerance to alcohol. One is probably enough for Connor XD

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MartaVasques [2012-12-06 11:56:04 +0000 UTC]

Ahahaha!
Connor and I have one thing in common...

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ufficiosulretro [2012-11-30 23:29:22 +0000 UTC]

lol
genial.

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ConnorLover [2012-11-27 00:25:32 +0000 UTC]

I love this!!!

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Aniphine [2012-11-26 01:33:38 +0000 UTC]

Daddy/son adventures are so cute. I accept this headcanon, it's just adorable.

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thunderjelly In reply to Aniphine [2012-11-26 03:50:22 +0000 UTC]

waaaah, thank you!

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TFLikeabaws [2012-11-25 13:53:39 +0000 UTC]

That was so me last night LOL.

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