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tidingsStake [TA] began trolling uhtceareAuger [UA]

TA: H€Y!
TA: quit moping around already, you spent too much time to give yourself scoliosis
TA: Pythia?
UA: sorry, i was busy
TA: busy with what?
TA: scoliosizing yourself?
UA: no ofc not
UA: i already got bunions
TA: wait is scoliosizing even a word?
TA: hold on

tidingsStake [TA] ceased trolling uhtceareAuger [UA]

tidingsStake [TA] began trolling uhtceareAuger [UA]

TA: that's not a word
UA: of course it isnt
UA: i wasn't even slouching that much
TA: still thats about 2 hours estimated
UA: you're exaggerating
TA: blehheueueh
TA: anw thats some sweet gear you got there
TA: where'd you get that
UA: my future and dream self
UA: more likely my future self
UA: i really don't remember
TA: wha
TA: how?
TA: gogdammit pythia i thought we were supposed to restrain fucking with the time shenanigans
UA: i know
UA: but it wouldn't happen if it wasn't a dire situation
TA: what do you mean dire?
TA: did we fuck up?
TA: oh gog don't tell me we fucked up
UA:i think they did
UA: from a separate timeline
UA: she told me a big egg hatched and this gigantic boss came out of it
UA: future me died then revived by Osiris
UA: yeah he kissed me
TA: eww
TA: you never know what he does with that mouth
UA: don't tell me
UA: anyways my dreamself woke up and joined the battle and stole my future selves god tier outfit
UA: whatever the fuck god tier is, she didnt elaborate
UA: but she said Osiris didn't finish his quest
UA: which was to "passively" kill his denizen before it hatches?
TA: the fuck
TA: how do you passively kill an unhatched egg?
TA: unless you break it or incubate
TA: and i doubt Oss-Oss has either of those options
UA: exactly
UA: thats why she visited me in the first place
TA: okay this is stirring up my flushed feelings again
UA: for whom?
UA: Osiris?
TA: oh gog
TA: no man
TA: i was talking about
TA: her
UA: oh ok
UA: as I was saying
UA: she travelled back in time to warn us to help us prepare Osiris
UA: according to FUA, he will do his mission in this timeline
UA: except he's going to rush it
TA: so we need to give him an egg incubator?
UA: if you could yeah
UA: wait who's his server player?

tidingsStake [TA] became an idle troll

UA: Haolii?
UA: hello?

tidingsStake [TA] ceased trolling uhtceareAuger [UA]

UA: ughhhhhhhh

tidingsStake [TA] began trolling uhtceareAuger [UA]

TA: before i go
TA: im just curious ok???
TA: why did future you just give you the god tier and dream garb?
TA: i mean dream you
UA: i dont really know honestly
UA: for comfort i guess? I never got to ask
TA: could you give me the code? That really looks comfortable
UA: AAAAAAAA
TA: what happened?
TA: holy shit are you ok?
UA: thats the code, gog
TA: oh
TA: thanks man
UA: dont forget about the server player
UA: whoever they are, we need to talk to then ASAP

tidingsStake [TA] ceased trolling uhtceareAuger [UA]

Part two coming up soon i guess? The girl onscreen is Pythia not Haolii

Homestuck is owned and created by Andrew Hussie, this is only a fancharacter

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tidingsStake [TA] began trolling uhtceareAuger [UA]

TA: H€Y!
TA: quit moping around already, you spent too much time to give yourself scoliosis
TA: Pythia?
UA: sorry, i was busy
TA: busy with what?
TA: scoliosizing yourself?
UA: no ofc not
UA: i already got bunions
TA: wait is scoliosizing even a word?
TA: hold on

tidingsStake [TA] ceased trolling uhtceareAuger [UA]

tidingsStake [TA] began trolling uhtceareAuger [UA]

TA: that's not a word
UA: of course it isnt
UA: i wasn't even slouching that much
TA: still thats about 2 hours estimated
UA: you're exaggerating
TA: blehheueueh
TA: anw thats some sweet gear you got there
TA: where'd you get that
UA: my future and dream self
UA: more likely my future self
UA: i really don't remember
TA: wha
TA: how?
TA: gogdammit pythia i thought we were supposed to restrain fucking with the time shenanigans
UA: i know
UA: but it wouldn't happen if it wasn't a dire situation
TA: what do you mean dire?
TA: did we fuck up?
TA: oh gog don't tell me we fucked up
UA:i think they did
UA: from a separate timeline
UA: she told me a big egg hatched and this gigantic boss came out of it
UA: future me died then revived by Osiris
UA: yeah he kissed me
TA: eww
TA: you never know what he does with that mouth
UA: don't tell me
UA: anyways my dreamself woke up and joined the battle and stole my future selves god tier outfit
UA: whatever the fuck god tier is, she didnt elaborate
UA: but she said Osiris didn't finish his quest
UA: which was to "passively" kill his denizen before it hatches?
TA: the fuck
TA: how do you passively kill an unhatched egg?
TA: unless you break it or incubate
TA: and i doubt Oss-Oss has either of those options
UA: exactly
UA: thats why she visited me in the first place
TA: okay this is stirring up my flushed feelings again
UA: for whom?
UA: Osiris?
TA: oh gog
TA: no man
TA: i was talking about
TA: her
UA: oh ok
UA: as I was saying
UA: she travelled back in time to warn us to help us prepare Osiris
UA: according to FUA, he will do his mission in this timeline
UA: except he's going to rush it
TA: so we need to give him an egg incubator?
UA: if you could yeah
UA: wait who's his server player?

tidingsStake [TA] became an idle troll

UA: Haolii?
UA: hello?

tidingsStake [TA] ceased trolling uhtceareAuger [UA]

UA: ughhhhhhhh

tidingsStake [TA] began trolling uhtceareAuger [UA]

TA: before i go
TA: im just curious ok???
TA: why did future you just give you the god tier and dream garb?
TA: i mean dream you
UA: i dont really know honestly
UA: for comfort i guess? I never got to ask
TA: could you give me the code? That really looks comfortable
UA: AAAAAAAA
TA: what happened?
TA: holy shit are you ok?
UA: thats the code, gog
TA: oh
TA: thanks man
UA: dont forget about the server player
UA: whoever they are, we need to talk to then ASAP

tidingsStake [TA] ceased trolling uhtceareAuger [UA]

Part two coming up soon i guess? The girl onscreen is Pythia not Haolii

Homestuck is owned and created by Andrew Hussie, this is only a fancharacter