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Published: 2018-11-04 10:32:52 +0000 UTC; Views: 9093; Favourites: 63; Downloads: 67
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An unpleasant recent experience prompted me to put out this public service announcement. Silent passing of gas is not a victimless crime. It must be stopped.Related content
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The public must be informed about this threat! LOL.
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Maybe he should wear a warning sign or a special t-shirt.
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"Warning! This asshole has been known to pass much gas!"
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That could be it, or simply βDangerβ. I once saw a guy wearing a T-shirt saying βBe ware, I know karate... and some other Japanese wordsβ.
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Nice. I'll need to start working on some renderings with clever T-shirt slogans.
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Iβll look forward to seeing that.
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Β One giant bean burrito with extra cheese coming right up! Ladies beware!
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Compulsory butt plugs for all males is the only answer... Oh... Er.. On second thoughts that wouldn't leave me a scapegoat for my odd windy pop moment..
Β Fab concept lol 
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Thanks Bunty. I thought we might save the plugs for the fairer of the genders...
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That might be acceptable for that rogue Nuala, but I am a jetsetting playgirl erm if the authorities give me my passport back I couldn't possibly allow myself to be seen out and about with one of those things ruining my classic designer clothes
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I see. Yes, a bit different from Nuala. Once the home confinement ankle bracelet comes off and the passport is returned Ms. Bunty is free to roam the globe again.
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Oh it erm isn't a confinement anklet it is a designer anklet, tres expensive, the latest Sci fi range, they are a must have honestly
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I commend you for starting this new health campaign. It's time someone tells the truth about doctor's waiting rooms! Too many morons should be plugged when in public environment
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It's a threat to civilized society! LOL! Love the emoji's!Β
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A fart, a fart. It's good for your heart.
It's sets your belly at ease.
It warms the sheets on frosty neets.
And suffocates all the fleas.
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Catchy. Especially the killing of the fleas part. That should be in a book somewhere.
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It's an old English ditty.
So old even my Granny used to say it.
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The only flatulence related rhyme I learned growing up was:
Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel
So have some beans with every meal
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Heinz baked beans are good for the heart.
The more you eat, the more you fart.
Is how I remember the first two lines.
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Ha! We need to start a separate childhood rhyme thread.Β
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There are those who desire to ensnare young ladies and hold them captive. Then there are those who just gain satisfaction in punishing young ladies noses in public.
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Both sound like entertaining means of attack to me
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So we should rip one loudly then sit there proudly like "What?"
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Okay, it's true. I'm jealous of those who posses this skill.Β Β
I just don't want to be on the receiving end.Β
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