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Published: 2010-04-22 13:12:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 9027; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 5747
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About a month ago, the Pitzahell Police Dept. made a raid on my house.After beating me to an inch of my life and nearly wrecking my home, they told me that they had read "Velma Dinkley goes to Hell!" and that they consider me a subversive and supporter of Islamic terrorism.
I reminded them about the First Amendment, but they told me that it was only reserved for racists in white sheets and homophobic religious cults and that "Freedom of Speech was a communist idea in the first place".
So I was given a choice, either come up with a few anti-marijuana posters or I could go to jail, to which they added, "And you what they do to cute young boys like you in jail."
What really pisses me off about this is that the Pitzahell PD confiscated my stash so that they can "See to it that it is properly incinerated", which they do a lot whenever they confiscate your weed.
So here is the first of my anti-marijuana ads.
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I like your commentary better than the poster, but point taken.
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Thanks for the comment and the fave!
And if you really wanna see something funny, you should check out this little debate with a Hitler appoligist who has a problem with understanding subtext in the comments in 'Anti-marijuana ad 4'. I would've continued the debate, but when he blames the Holocaust on the Allies' bombings and writes that Nazi Germany would be a swell place to live today, I knew that no matter what facts I bring to the table, all I'll get out of this guy is counter-logic, much like the bullshit we get from the anti-pot crowd.
Debating him further would be a waste of creative writing, really.
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No wonder his presidency was so dopey.
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Judging his presidency, I'd say he was more into crack. If he been a pot smoker, he probably would have said, "Fuck you, Cheney! I'll run the country the right way" instead of "Yes, master. Here, let me lick the shit off your fat ass."
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that sucks, man! A raid, huh? those aren't random. Be careful and good luck with your ads
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That was just the local anti-pot gestapo, reliving the good ol' days of the Bush administration...
Thankfully, Obama's sees marijuana as a low priority, compared to all the other shit he had to deal with.
Either Bush saw it as a mission from Jesus or he gets a cut from the drug cartels lobby money
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shit those cops sound off their asses like a lot of fat thieving racist bastards who shouldn't enforce law if they dont even know it....what the fuck reserved for racists in white sheets, and communist? fucking god im sorry for you man...
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Actually, it's worse for medmari dispensaries in California.
Obama promised that he wouldn't enforce federal law if the state votes for legalizing medmari, like George Dumbfuck did,
and yet I'm hearing stories of the dispensaries being raided by the feds.
First, he "reluctantly" continued to enforce the Patriot Act, then stole that 'buy health insurance or else' from Hillery Clinton and stuck it in Obamacare and now this!
MY GOD! OBAMA'S TURNING INTO GEORGE W. BUSH! IT THE APOCOLYPES!
THE END IS NEAR! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE AND GO TO HELL!!
Or maybe he just want to feel like a white president...
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so the gov't is raiding their own weed dispensaries? and the whole obamacare shit haha that is really dumb...why should people pay taxes for communistic healthcare, why not if you want health insurance you get it yourself...? that is just...rather foolish.. the apocalypse? no...america, i think is going to fall..and the rest of the world will advance without it...he wants to feel like a white president? what a useless bastard...why did we elect him if he aspires to be white?
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I voted for the guy because I didn't want old man McCain getting elected and dying in office, leaving boob with boobs Palin to run the country.
As for getting health insurance on your own, it's more expensive to get it privately. Most people, like myself, get it though their work, if they offer it.
And America does fall, I'm sure the rest of the world would be falling with it. After all, it's a global economy.
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hahaha i love your description ov mccain and palin and i wouldn't be suprised if he died in office....errhk that would be bad..
would it not be easier for people to just keep themselves in good health so they don't need 10 thousand pills for stupid illnesses they brought upon themselves, and then when they need it, the doctor would not be so expensive..and from work? you lucked out man
hmm...fall? no....but certainly have setbacks...
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Actually, getting your health insurance through work sometimes isn't so swell when your corperate masters pick a lame ass insurance company.
Yesterday, I was schedualed for an MRI but it was cancelled because my current healthcare provider, let's just call it 'Pigna', refused to pay for it unless I go through 6 weeks of phyical therpy.
In other words, I have to have the treatment before I get dignosed. This is their 'policy'. and to add insult to injury, I have to pay a $1000 deductable before they'll pay for anything. Plus I wasted a sick day.
When my company pushed Pigna on us, they said that it would be less expensive and better than our previous HI, Anthem Blue Cross/Blue Shield.
Both was a lie. I had no deductable with Anthem and they did as they promised two years ago when I injured my left hand.
Theroy: My corperate masters got a kickback or some other insentive to 'join the Pigna team'. Meanwhile, the old injury in my mid back doesn't get dignosed or treated.
In other words, my healthcare provider just gave me a hernia by kicking me in the balls.
And you are right. It would be easier to just live a healthy life via diet and exercise, but's that's like saying that abstaence from sex is the best birth control to a nation of horny people.
Your typical American mindset isn't geared to going to the trouble of preparing a healthy meal when McDonald's is right around the corner. The sad truth is we live in a fast food culture.
And going for a walk would mean somebody might miss a rerun of some stupid sitcom or an idiotic action movie they seen a dozen on the boobtube.
Sometimes, I feel like a Roman at the end of the Empire...
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damn.....that really sucks...and your description in those last three paragraphs..i love that, haha its really sad that you're 100% right...boobtube? haha... and i know that feel...its like they aren't bothered to do anything that will take any effort...
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Yesterday, I called customer service and told the chick on the other side about my feelings towards her company screwing me. They say that the call 'maybe recorded to assure quality service' so I hope they recorded what I said and the corperate overlords get an ear full.
It won't do any good, but at least I had my say.
I think you should check out my 'Anti-marijuana ad 3' for my thoughts about our wonderful Pharmaceutical Industry.
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oh man...dont even start on the pharmacutical industry...they are fycking us up soooo bad, the fda..it wont approve things unless it can be recreated in a lab... which is bullshit... the medicine they give us..its like, literally that we need pills to counteract our pills that we took cuz of a headache..
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What gets me is the anti-depressants that could give you thoughts of suicide. I think Bill Maher said it best that there's no money in Healthy people, which is why most health care plans offered by our leaders talk more about popping pills and very little about staying healthy via diet and exercise.
In one of his New Rules back in 2008, Maher mentions that going for a walk does more for depression then popping an anti-depressant, "...just the way the pharmacutical companies wants it."
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what a paradox...why not just smoke weed and get religeous, thats as good an antidepressant as any.... and yes rather, that is why medical mj is such a hubbub, is the pharmacutical companies will lose money, and that is why the fda doesnt approve natural cures and herbal remidies ect...it is nothing about health so much as it is money...
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may i use this for an essay? I have to make a presentation to convince people to legalize pot. This poster is GREAT!
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I would be honored.
And if you check out my other 'Anti-marijuana' ads, youll find more ammo. I like to amuse...and educate.
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I have the same feeling about what ol' Georgie did to our country.
I think we need some medical marijuana to make us feel better.
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yay!
how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house
none alligators cannot fly
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Either that or somebody got the munchies...
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yeah or a flying monkey
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Pitzahell? Are you kidding?
The poster is great though. The irony is fantastic.
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Thanks.
Pitzahell. Oh, that's just a little town along the river Ohio in Northern Ky, located betwixt Ludlow and Bromley. It's best known for it's toxic waste dump, it's town drunks and it's village idiot.
But enough about the city counsul and the mayor...
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Yeah, never, just like how the Scooby gang never solved a mystery.
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That's an awful story, bro. My heart goes out to you, and bad vibes to the pork-choppers who fucked with you.
Great poster, though.
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Thanks. But they are right about one thing, I am a subversive.
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And clearly that is the most dangerous thing a person could be. :: rolls eyes ::
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