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Published: 2010-04-20 11:00:04 +0000 UTC; Views: 14935; Favourites: 10; Downloads: 8556
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In honor of the birthday of one of history's most twisted racists, who I hope is getting sodomized by the Devil's pitchfork every minute of eternity, I present some of his like-minded kin.Actually, a Klansman is just a Nazi in a sheet, plus they both wear lady's underwear.
It used to be that the Knights of the Ku Klutz Klowns could go out and lynch anybody they wanted until one of their organizations actually got SUED by the mother of one of their victims.
So now, they changed their rhetoric from "Kill the (put racial slur here)" to "We want to protect our white heritage and promote Christian values blaa blaa blaa".
In other words, they're trying to convince intelligent people(re: non-racists) that they are a Christian organization that believe that people of different races can live together in peace and harmony...as long as they are segregated.
But when they use such terms as 'God Damn' in their speeches, burn the very symbol of Christianity and preach hate, somehow that doesn't convey 'Christian values' to me, or maybe the Devil is blinding me with too much knowledge.
Update: The Knotheads of the Kook Klutz Klods have barred me from posting comments on their DA site and have hidden the ones I have...except for the ones below.
I guess I must have drove ol' Dixie down...
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More like Ku Klux Krap...and thanks for the fave, comrade...
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Comrade is what I usually call friends, both on and off DA. It's that nasty little socialist in me, I suppose...
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I just wish all religion would disappear. It has caused so much conflict throughout history, and done so much more harm than good.
PS to religious people: People can be good without your Deities. Look at Einstein.
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I'm pretty sure that, knowing the human species, if we didn't use religion to justify mass murder and oppression, we'd find something else to use. And people can be rotten without a deity.Β
I mean, just look at North Korea...OOPS! I forgot, Kim Jung Un, much like his father (or any other dictator for that matter) is his own deity.
My bad.
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I think it more fun to make fun of them. They're just one of those groups who make my job as a satirist so easy. They write their own jokes.
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they have the right to be stupid bigots, and we have the right to say as many things about them as we like. These fucking parasites can only be re-educated.
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"Like a dumb racist redneck hides behinds a white sheet"
Or a dumb violent negro hides behind a knife and liberal-progressive politics.
The KKK is full of retards, much like the NAACP.
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Calling the KKK, or any racist, a 'retard' is an insult to Retards in general.Β
They're much more intelligent.
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True. Very true. KKK is just a horde of religious bigots.
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At least most of the followers. They're like the Republican party, which claim to embrace Christian ideas but are more mostly interested in the Christian vote than they are about the teaching of Jesus.Β
The Klan appeal to the same type of Christian, the non-thinking kind. Β
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Are they trying to do the Heil Hitler? The Nazi salute? Because if they are, they are failing.
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The Klan are failures in a lot of areas, including humanism and intelligence.
Or maybe they're just letting their sweaty armpits to air out (Must get hot under those sheets...)
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The KKK isn't scary anymore. The KKK of today's times are nothing but a bunch of dumb rednecks who don't have the balls to kill themselves, never mind a black person.
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Now there's something I have in common with the Klan, I don't have the balls to kill myself either.
But you are right about them not being as much a threat as they once were, which is why they're trying to change their image.
And besides, to paraphrase PRB16, we have enough to worry about from the greedy corporates overlords, corrupted and/or idiotic politicians, holier than thou art religious fundamental cases, sadistic and soulless military dictators and all the other misanthropic morons who had turned our planet into an unlivable cesspool of corruption, hypocrisy and ritualistic bureaucracy.
And God help us if Romney gets elected.
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There's a painting of one of these guys that I saw in a museum today.... Looks like a demond the way they painted it
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Young Lady, it's terrible of you to compare demons to the KKK. It's disrespectful to the demons.
Shame on you!
Seriously, I share your feelings about these idiots, as you can tell. Unfortunitely, freedom of speech allows everybody their say, no matter how moronic it sounds.
The sad thing is, there's a lot of idiots out there who buy into their crap, so the only thing you can do is keep your own head in the right mind set.
Intelligent people should be considered a national treasure.
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Im sorry demons *hugs the spooks and ghosts*
--- wait,are you getting mad at me or just informing me about these ko klultz kreeps?
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Informing you, my dear
If you check out the rest of my gallery, you'll find that I possess a rather unique view of our dearly little world...
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We live in such a lovely place don't we?
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I just dont understand all of this!! I have a mixed child and I get along better with black people than I do with anyone. And I am white and Mexican. Why does the (and I hate to even say it) KKK even exist? If God didn't want us to mingle and come together as one, than hows come there is more than one race. I think its just ignorance, and people pass on there racist thinking and believing that is corrupting our world. If this continues we are going to be living hell on Earth. Why does skin color have any bearing on the person. Close minded people bother me! We as AMERICAN'S need to come together as one and educate the ignorant and teach our kids the real meaning of love. Cause we must remember that our kids are the future, they will one day be running for president and such. Also we need to love our kids enough to stop the cycle of racism because its only going to get worse!! I am scared for my children cause there are a lot of ignorant people in the world, that are shut off by their own minds!!
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This is basically how I see it.
First, what is the human body? It's the moral coil to which your soul use to walk around in until you are ready for the morgue. The meat that you're wrapped in. The packaging.
Your body also defines Your race, Your genetics and Your heritage.
But race, heritage and genetics do not define an individual. The way a person acts and thinks, what we call a 'personality', is what defines an individual. A person may be a descendant of royalty. Does that make him better than someone who's ancestor was a slave, or a criminal?
Did Jesse Owens win four gold metals in 1936 Olympics because he was Black? Was Albert Einstein a genius because he was Jewish? Are the KKK total idiots because they're white?
I'm going to say that one should not be proud of their race or heritage. If one is proud of such things, so be it.
As for myself, I'm Caucasian of Irish, Scottish, German and Native American descent. And there may even be a little Rabbi somewhere in the woodpile.
But I am neither proud nor otherwise about my race or heritage. I'm indifferent to all this. In fact, I ignore it. Why? Because I'd rather take pride in my personal achievements, small and few they may be, than those who came before me.
And as far as hate groups go, whether they are the KKK or the New Black Panthers or radical Islam or whoever, I'm less worried about them than I am about the jerkoffs who run our planet and make it into the Hell that it is.
The only thing you can really do is teach your children how NOT to be by using the Knotheads of the Kook Klutz Klods as an example.
Wisdom begins in the home.
And welcome to DA, the heart of artistic darkness. Feel free to check out my gallery and my journal. But beware, my work had been known to drive sane men mad...
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Oh come on, Hell only smell like farts and turds. It smells like roses compared to these asswipes.
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What gets me is that they're trying to convince us that they're not racist. I've read their journal entries and they do a pathetic job of trying not to sound bigoted, using Christian pratitudes to convey that they're just a bunch of misunderstood good ol' boys who don't hate but spread love.
They also say that their rep was created by 'anti-Christian' blacks, Jews, homosexuals, etc. and the media.
But if they got pissed off about my poster, just wait until Christmas morning...and check out my gallery...
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Extremely biased, especially against people who call themselves 'Christians' and yet do things, like lynchings and church bombing, that I really can't see as 'Christian'.
Or are you one of those KKK who say that the Klan isn't racist and just wants to 'preserve white culture'?
Dude, I'm all for freedom of speech, but when people start talking bullshit, it's hard to take them seriously, you know, like blabbing street people or drunks after a drinking binge...pretty much like you guys after a cross burning.
By the way, if your organization is 'Cristian', why do you desecrate the very symbol of Christ?
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That is NOT the Ku Klux Klan.
We don't desecrate, in fact if you would take your time to actually RESEARCH a non-biased article you would know that. Let me show you EXACTLY what it says on our site.
"The cross lighting ceremony is another example of how the national media distorts the Klan image. They purposely use the word βburnβ because of the negative image that is conjured up in the minds of many people. To them it is a desecration, a desire to destroy the cross. And any attempt by hoodlums to use the lighted cross as a symbol of hate or a threat is strictly NOT advocated by The Knights. These acts are cowardly and counter productive and are usually the actions of folks who watch too much late night television or Hollywood movies. Serious patriotic men and women never lower themselves to use the sacred cross in such a manner!
And we should also point out that often βcross burningsβ or other types of threatening actions including graffiti are often the acts of disturbed blacks, Asians, non-white Hispanics, homosexuals, or Jews who use the publicity for fund raising, to bolster sought after legislation, or even insurance scams!
The Knights definitely does not burn the cross, but we do light the cross. The lighted cross of The Knights is no different than the average church that has a lighted cross either on top or in front of their church building. The light of the cross symbolizes the Light of Christ dispelling darkness and ignorance. It is the fire of the cross that reminds us of the cleansing βfireβ of Christ that cleanses evil from our land. The fiery cross is a symbol that has long been popular with the Christian faith, for example the Methodist denomination uses the fiery cross as their symbol.
In fact, it is because the founder of the Klan of the 1920β²s was a Methodist minister that the Klan adopted the practice. The lighted cross was not used until that time and was most certainly NOT used during the reconstruction period following the civil war!
We donβt burn the cross, we Light the cross. We recognize that Christ is the light of the world.
The lighted cross is a symbol of freedom β freedom from sin β freedom from tyranny. When a Klansman or Klanswoman participates in a cross lighting ceremony they are making a public declaration to Jesus Christ of their continued commitment to the Christian faith."
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Oh yes, the ol' lighted beacon, eh?
Still looks like a burning cross to me.
I do have another question for you, ol' nobel man of God. In the Bible, you know, that book you worship as the word of God that about Jews, the word 'Dragon' is usually associated with the Devil.
So why are your leaders called 'Grand Dragon'? Sounds rather Satanic to me.
Now, I know that you wear pointed hood (to cover your pointed heads), but why wear a mask and hide your identity? I mean, if you are so proud of your white heritage and white skin, then why hide your face?
What? You guys have acne?
Oh, one more question. Do you use the noose for auto-erotic asphyxiation before or after the lynching?
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oh snap I mean "It was scary."
grammar problem
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lol good one dude. I like your spunk.
That kuku bird you were talking to almost dragged me to sympathy for him but I immediately pulled away. I was scary.
thank goodness he is banned.
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Thanks for the comment and the fave, Alex. I kinda wish the klown didn't get banned and that he didn't ban me. I had fun baiting the jerkoff.
You should've read some the stuff I wrote in their comments. But I guess I went too far when I told him that he was either:
A)Totally ignorant about his groups' true past.
B)Cleopatra, Queen of Denial.
C)A flatout liar.
In fact, I'm surprised that there wasn't a cross burning on my front lawn.
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They are not true christians. Have they ever heard of "love thy neighbor"?
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They only agree with that statement if the neighbor in question is a white racist like themselves.
In my humble opinion, the Nation of Islam is more Christian than the Klan ever was.
But as I said before, religion is a great marketing tool when recruiting the ignorant. The Klan uses God and Country because saying "we like to torture and kill innocent people" probably wouldn't work as well while trying to fill the ol' white sheet quota.
But I might be wrong on that last statement. I mean, bombing Black churches and lynching people might be viewed by them as a fun Saturday night.
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I thought this was about the GOP for a minute...
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They might be members of the Moron...uh, I mean, the Moral Majority.
Maybe moron is the right word.
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(Sigh!) Conservatives...how little they've changed since 1860.
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Yeah, somebody should put starch in their sheets.
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"What in the 'sam blazes'? Who done went an starched mah rallyin' robes?"
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I can't believe they let those... creatures form a religion based on persecution.
I mean, i get that's what most religions are about these days but that's how these guys STARTED. They all deserve to burn.
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I personally don't think that all people of faith are closed minded morons like Larry, Moe and Curly above(hmmmm, maybe I shouldn't insult the Three Stooges like that. Sorry guys...). I know a few Christians who don't buy into their lies.
The Klan just recognize that religion, ignorance, stupidity and fear can be useful marketing tools, just like George W. Bush used them to get the Patriot Act started and how marijuana is still criminalized for profit.
Just say the right words, play on the right fears and dress it up in God and country and the ol' Homer Simpson mentality will kick in.
But I'm sure these bozos won't be in Heaven when their time comes.
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