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..not to wash his hands of the issue ..but greasy,grimey,germy plumber hands are the only kind of hands that the Mushroom Kingdom trusts for it's healthcare needs!! Apperantly ..either Mario really's not a very good plumber n' has to fall back his Doctor job when Drano,wrenchin' n' screwdrivin' ain' payin' the bills.. or there's really just some confusion in power. Mario can baisically do anything the f7ck he wants. He could jump off the Golden Gate Bridge ;naked into a bucket of soft-boiled crawdads.. it wouldn't matter. He's the king of Nintendo.. brain surgery ?? Hysterectomy ?? Colon Cancer ?? Groin pull ?? ..no problem..

..trust Dr.Mario !!

This is all very trivial to the 'Chill' Virus. Nothin' matters when you're micro n' tryin' to make mushrooms sick. Matching Blue Megavitamins are the only known cure. Studies show that three blue in a row will cuase a chain-reaction and destroy Chill.

.. So Fight Bac !!

..take yir Megavitamins !!

..and stay away from naked buckets of crawfish..

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..not to wash his hands of the issue ..but greasy,grimey,germy plumber hands are the only kind of hands that the Mushroom Kingdom trusts for it's healthcare needs!! Apperantly ..either Mario really's not a very good plumber n' has to fall back his Doctor job when Drano,wrenchin' n' screwdrivin' ain' payin' the bills.. or there's really just some confusion in power. Mario can baisically do anything the f7ck he wants. He could jump off the Golden Gate Bridge ;naked into a bucket of soft-boiled crawdads.. it wouldn't matter. He's the king of Nintendo.. brain surgery ?? Hysterectomy ?? Colon Cancer ?? Groin pull ?? ..no problem..

..trust Dr.Mario !!

This is all very trivial to the 'Chill' Virus. Nothin' matters when you're micro n' tryin' to make mushrooms sick. Matching Blue Megavitamins are the only known cure. Studies show that three blue in a row will cuase a chain-reaction and destroy Chill.

.. So Fight Bac !!

..take yir Megavitamins !!

..and stay away from naked buckets of crawfish..