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Published: 2005-03-21 09:33:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 21627; Favourites: 439; Downloads: 279
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this
is
not
a
joke!
carry
on
reading!
or
you
will
die,
even
if
you
only
looked
at
the
word
warning!
ONCE
THERE
WAS
A
LITTLE
GIRL
CALLED
CLARISSA,
SHE
WAS
10
YEARS
OLD
AND
SHE
LIVED
IN
A
MENTAL
HOSPITAL,
BEACUSE
SHE
KILLED
HER
MUM
AND
DAD.
SHE
GOT
SO
BAD
SHE
STARTED
TO
KILL
ALL
THE
STAFF
IN
THE
HOSPITAL
SO
THE
GOVERMENT
DECIDED
THAT
THE
BEST
IDEA
WAS
TO
GET
RID
OF
HER
SO
THEY
SET
UP
A
SPECIAL
ROOM
TO
KILL
HER,
AS
HUMANE
AS
POSSIBLE
BUT
IT
WENT
RONG
THE
MACHINE
THEY
WERE
USEING
WENT
WRONG.
AND
SHE
WAS
SAT
THERE
IN
AGONY
FOR
HOURS
UNTILL
SHE
FINALLY
DIED.
NOW
EVERY
WEEK
ON
THE
DAY
OF
HER
DEATH
SHE
RETURNS
TO THE
PERSON
THAT
READS
THIS
LETTER,
ON
A
MONDAY
NIGHT
AT
12:00
SHE
KREEPS
INTO
YOUR
ROOM
AND
KILLS
YOU,
BUT
SLOWLY
AND
PAINFULLY
SLOWLY
CUTTING
DIFFRENT
PARTS
OF
UR
BODY
THEN
WATCHES
YOU
BLEED
TO
DEATH
IF
YOU
DONT
SEND
THIS
TO
20
PEOPLE
BY
MIDNIGHT
SHELL
BE
COMEING
TO KILL
YOU!
SEND
IT
SO
SHE
HAS
ANOTHER
LOAD
OF
PEOPLE
TO
GET
AND
FORGETS
ABOUT
YOU
DONT
BELVE ME
HEY?
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IF
PEOPLE
DON'T
STOP
POSTING
THIS
SPAM
SHE'LL
COME
TO
KILL
ALL
OF
US.
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lol... this reminds me of the truck on the Ellen show that said 'topless maids for hire.' its just like "umm"
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anyone notice at the top it says dont gamble with the rest? i feel like i wanna gamble XD
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there you go people donate your shit to this man
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*reads* "..your shit is my bread & butter" '_' por guy...
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i didnt exactly lol at it but i F***** LOLD SO HARD AT THE COMMENTS! XD oh yeah and sorry for my language...:I
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your shit is my bread and butter XD please let that be figuratively lol!
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That is weiiiirrrdddd.... Your shit is my bread and butter part that is. Kinda kreepy, kinda Gross, all funny.
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Lol! These people could get alot of money in this business.
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so he makes sandwiches out of shit and piss? nasty.
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I don't think they were thinking when they wrote this..xD
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OMG! I'M GOING TO HAVE TO REATTACH MY ASS!!! XD
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