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Published: 2013-08-17 20:32:49 +0000 UTC; Views: 614; Favourites: 15; Downloads: 4
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PLZ hire me.I have had so much coffee today my head turned into a pressure cooker half way through the day.
Aaaah I remember the first time I layed eyes on that character design for Nightcrawler. In a time of toothpaste smiles and spandex there he was all blue and so beautifully ugly. Then that personality. It had flaws but it was pretty nice. Until Darkholme came along then I was like WOW holy shit gee wizz you cool! RIP you victim of shitty writers. I'll keep you alive.
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hnnnnnnng the sound -BAMF- and the acronym BAMF have never felt right unless you pasted them right on the furry blue badass's back~
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Have you tried shaving anything onto his front?
That fuzzy fuck disappears faster then the room can fill with that eggy funk of his -.-
Gotta sneak up on him and get the clippers started while he's not looking!
Got a whole baggy of blue fuzz if you're buying?Β
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uuuuh yeee gimme a bag a dem, wanna get high on blue man hair. *sniff sniff*
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Pffft, that's ten toenails an ounce and I ain't goin' any lower!
I could offer you an X-Burner to huff 'em with but be prepared >.>
That stuff will take you places your butt has never sat before o.oΒ
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Β I'm in luck then just happen to have exactly ten toesΒ AND just happen to clip them last night.
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You are suspiciously more prepared then most...
You ain't a fur Narc are you?
I ain't going back to prison I tells ya!
They stopped letting me eat my cellmates years ago and the vibe has just been dead -.-
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I always have a few toe nail clippings ready just for emergencies. And no I just like to smoke that blue fur from time to time juuuuuust to clear my lungs.
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Hmph, alright, you seem cool... like 30 degrees fair-in-height... yeah
This shizz will put some hair on your chest lemme tell ya... and the inside of your chest
and your capillaries... and the backs of your toes... and your tongue... Basically you're shag carpeting after the whiff
I"llcome to shave you off and profit later, unless you're into huffing your own fur?
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R U KIDDIN?? Turn into a ball of fur so i can just trim a bit of my nose hair and smoke it? Best day ever.
Β I gotta draw that some time. its hilarious.
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Ok while you're drawing I'll take a little bit off your back
You're already growing some grade A fuzzy lumps and I ain't fixin' to miss out XD
Hmmmm never seen it come out in so many colors though... might be toxic
Worst case scenario, I push it in the underworld, get in on some of Satan's business
((Pfft I've been wantin' to draw some of this buzz since we started XD)))
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Mind the green bits they'll give you broccoli eyes.
HREIHELHHQV DO IT!
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Overgrown illegal substances in the shapes of healthy greens~
Baby doll you're speaking my language!
WE COULD RULE ALL OF C-BLOCK WITH THIS STASH!
You're my new growing patch chica, we're gonna have to get you closer to the sun for a few decades...
Already on it! Thank you for the reinforcement sir!
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Yeee buooy just roll me down the yard during exorcise time get some of that wholesome vitamin D in my follicles.
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THIS IS LEGIT lol, great job as always
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I know but it's 616 Kurt Wagner. Darkholmes staying dead.
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