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"What's that? You got a varmint problem on your ranch?" The fine Zangoose lady was on the telephone in her office. She had her paws propped up on her desk, hoping to get some rest (too much to ask for in these parts). "Must I really? Alright then. Just let me get my... equipment." She hangs up, and then grabs her lasso and puts on her boots. She'll need 'em both for her job as she rode off to the prairies.

He was makin' real nasty trouble: a large Seviper puttin' the fear of Arceus into everyone, hissing and slithering in the sand. He finds his prey and cranes his neck over, ready to strike. Then suddenly, the lasso pulls on his neck! He's caught! And as he was pulled back, he hears a very authorative "ZANG!"

Down came the boot on his back, stamping him into the mud! He squirms and slithers while his captor tightens the lasso around him like a noose. He resists any more, he'd be skinned into a pair of vests. All he could do was submit in defeat as the other boot pins his tail down. Oh, capturing him was business. She is gonna enjoy this one as she kicks her heavy boot against the Seviper, grinding her treads in. As she stamps her prey down, she lets out a whooping cry...

"Yippee ki yay! It's Zangoose Day!"

Zangoose, Seviper, and Pokemon are from The Pokemon Company
~Tony

Description
"What's that? You got a varmint problem on your ranch?" The fine Zangoose lady was on the telephone in her office. She had her paws propped up on her desk, hoping to get some rest (too much to ask for in these parts). "Must I really? Alright then. Just let me get my... equipment." She hangs up, and then grabs her lasso and puts on her boots. She'll need 'em both for her job as she rode off to the prairies.

He was makin' real nasty trouble: a large Seviper puttin' the fear of Arceus into everyone, hissing and slithering in the sand. He finds his prey and cranes his neck over, ready to strike. Then suddenly, the lasso pulls on his neck! He's caught! And as he was pulled back, he hears a very authorative "ZANG!"

Down came the boot on his back, stamping him into the mud! He squirms and slithers while his captor tightens the lasso around him like a noose. He resists any more, he'd be skinned into a pair of vests. All he could do was submit in defeat as the other boot pins his tail down. Oh, capturing him was business. She is gonna enjoy this one as she kicks her heavy boot against the Seviper, grinding her treads in. As she stamps her prey down, she lets out a whooping cry...

"Yippee ki yay! It's Zangoose Day!"

Zangoose, Seviper, and Pokemon are from The Pokemon Company
~Tony