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Santa Claus is a man who always checks his list to see who’s naughty or nice. And he checks it twice. But you know something? Former President Donald Trump doesn’t seem like the kind of person who would be on Santa Claus’s nice list. I mean seriously, he lies, he cheats, he steals, he’s selfish, he dictates the opinions of others, he has no respect for women, people that don’t have Caucasian skin, disabled people, or soldiers. He does everything that Santa tells children not to do. I wouldn’t even be surprised to know he’s on Santa’s naughty list. Hell, most naughty kids know if they start behaving good, they can be on Santa’s nice list. So I can imagine that Donald Trump is so despicable and narcissistic, he’s on Santa’s permanent naughty list. So he gets no presents from Santa and gets nothing but coal for Christmas. He deserves it. But if I know Trump, I know he’ll think it’s fake news he’s on the naughty list and that it’s rigged. And he’ll probably blame Joe Biden or Barrack Obama for his holiday misfortunes. Also, in case you can't read the gift tag, it says "To Donald. Go fuck yourself. ❤️ Santa." I thought that would be funny to include.

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Santa Claus is a man who always checks his list to see who’s naughty or nice. And he checks it twice. But you know something? Former President Donald Trump doesn’t seem like the kind of person who would be on Santa Claus’s nice list. I mean seriously, he lies, he cheats, he steals, he’s selfish, he dictates the opinions of others, he has no respect for women, people that don’t have Caucasian skin, disabled people, or soldiers. He does everything that Santa tells children not to do. I wouldn’t even be surprised to know he’s on Santa’s naughty list. Hell, most naughty kids know if they start behaving good, they can be on Santa’s nice list. So I can imagine that Donald Trump is so despicable and narcissistic, he’s on Santa’s permanent naughty list. So he gets no presents from Santa and gets nothing but coal for Christmas. He deserves it. But if I know Trump, I know he’ll think it’s fake news he’s on the naughty list and that it’s rigged. And he’ll probably blame Joe Biden or Barrack Obama for his holiday misfortunes. Also, in case you can't read the gift tag, it says "To Donald. Go fuck yourself. ❤️ Santa." I thought that would be funny to include.