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ToonFanJoey — The Return of Vincent Chapter 6
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Now, Easter Sunday is tomorrow (March is too early for Easter, in my opinion), and you're probably wondering if I'm going to continue my Peter Cottontail sequel fanmake around this time. Well, I was going to, but since I just saw a new uploaded picture of the whole Tiny Toon Adventures cast in the Acme Loo hallway (most everyone's happy but it involves Furrball laying on the floor dizzily again, while Sweetie flys merrily. Coincidence, not likely?) This picture is making my brain feud again with whether or not the toonsters ARE friends of Furrball, and what this has to do with Bugsy Cottontail is because I planned to have Furrball as one of the extra friends who accompanies Buster on his journey to save Spring. So the picture is psyching me out of the fic, plus I'm still struggling on some other parts of the fic. So, all together, the Easter sequel is being postponed even further, until a fan of the show, TTA, makes a picture involving Furrball and the toonsters happy together as friends (giving me faith in the idea of the toonsters and Furrball as friends again).Anyway, with this story, I know I said I wasn't a fan of the song, "Forget About Love" and I thought about eliminating it, but then I thought it would be easier to keep it, in spite of the fact I can't picture Bruce Willis singing the song. Besides, I know a worse song from an animated movie that makes this song actually better to listen to. That song is "Good Ship Misery" from The Pebble and the Penguin. If I make a fanmake of that film, I'll be sure to delete that song. Okay, let's read!
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Chapter 6: RJ's Good Deed and Vincent's Threat
In her bedroom in the palace, Jessica had her face burried in a pillow, quietly crying, thinking she could never trust her love again. Then a familiar raccoon's voice spoke up.
RJ: (from the curtains) This is just ridiculous, toots. Don't waste your tears on that carrot-eater!
Jessica: (angrily) You! Get out of here!
Jessica stormed over and closed the curtains, before storming back to her bed.
RJ: Hey, it's not me you should be so cross with! That rabbit's the jerk, and so are his friends. Honestly, they're so ungrateful, and even after I saved their lives.
Jessica was surprised as she heard that. She went back to the curtains and opened them up, allowing him in.
Jessica: You...actually saved their lives?
RJ: (sarcastically) Is there an echo here? (normal) Yes! From a gang of thieves lead by a bumbling heffalump and woozle! That may sound silly, but that happened! They really owed me one, so Roger went ahead and stood up for me.
Jessica: Still, he shouldn't have lied to me like that!
RJ: Well, when you're right, you're right. If you ask me, you're better off with that sap.
Jessica: (frowns) What are you on about?
RJ: Let me put it to you this way, even though I won't be proud of how I do it, since the author isn't.
He then began to sing.
RJ: (singing) Forget about that guy
Forget about the way you fell into his eyes
Forget about his charms
RJ smirked as he showed a picture of Roger that he just found, while grinning. The annoyed Jessica took it and laid it flat on the desk near her, since she did not want to see the rabbit.
RJ: (singing) Forget about the way he held you in his arms
Walking on air's obnoxious
The thrills
The chills
Will make you nauseous
And you'll never get enough
As RJ sang, Jessica grabbed a pillow and tried hitting him with it, but he missed at each swing.
RJ: (singing) Just forget about love!
He then threw the pillow at RJ, knocking him of the room, and sending him sliding on the balcony, where Kermit, Fozzie and Gonzo are waiting for him.
RJ: (to the three) Okay, the redhead is red hot! Now make with the magic!
The trio nods to get ready, while RJ continues to sing.
RJ: (singing) Forget about romance
Forget about the way your heart begins to dance
Kermit snuck in and used his magic to make a vase with a flower start to fall over, but Jessica caught it just in time. She sniffed the flower as a sad-looking reflection of Roger appeared in a mirror nearby, thanks to Kermit's magic.
Roger's reflection: (softly) Jessica.
Jessica turned, just as the rabbit's reflection disappeared.
RJ: (singing) Then you feel the blush
When he's spouting out some sentimental mush
RJ grabbed the flower and the redhead princess chased after him out onto the balcony. She then stopped when she spotted the saddened white rabbit by the lake.
RJ: (singing) Love really is revolting!
It's even worse than when you're moulting
Enough of this fluff!
Just forget about love!
The princess paused before smiling warmly at the rabbit below. She then began to sing.
Jessica: (singing) I had almost forgotten the way it felt
When he held out his hand for mine
My heart all a-flutter
RJ: (singing) Oh, how I shudder
Jessica: (singing) The first time we kissed
RJ: (singing) It won't be missed!
Forget about his touch
Jessica: (singing) I can't forget about his touch
RJ: (singing) In the scheme of things,
It doesn't matter much
Jessica: (singing) It matters so mu-uch
Jessica happily dances around, going back inside, with RJ following. Jessica then danced down the stairs, with RJ still following.
RJ: (singing) But you're better on your own
A meal becomes a banquet
When you eat alone
When she came downstairs, Jessica looked in front of a mirror. She smiled and freshened herself up, including her long red hair.
Jessica: (singing) Hmm-mm-mm-mm
She then began to dance with the raccoon, even though he was reluctant.
Jessica and RJ: (singing) Love's filled with compromises
RJ: (singing) And don't you hate those big surprises?
Once outside, Jessica got onto Pegasus, who smiled as he lifted her up.
Jessica: (singing) A cozy rendezvous
RJ: (singing) Oh, please!
Tigger then opened a jar that contained two fireflies, before the two bugs flew out of it and near the red-haired princess. She giggled as they formed around her head as if she's wearing a glowing headband.
Jessica: (singing) Candlelight for two
RJ: (singing) Oh, geez!
Jessica: (singing) Look you're calling my bluff!
Both: (singing) I can't/Just forget about love!
Soon the fireflies left Jessica and went to Roger, making him notice, look up and see the smiling Jessica coming to him.
Roger: Jessica, pppplease. I really, truly am sorry. I shouldn't have kept RJ a secret. I should've told you to begin with, and I...
Jessica then shushed her lover, smiling.
Jessica: It's alright, Honey Bunny. After all...
She then sang on.
Jessica: (singing) I can't forget about my heart
Roger: (singing) I can't forget about my heart
Jessica: (singing) And how it felt
To fall for you right from the start
Roger: (singing) I'm still falling
Jessica: (singing) Whatever we may do
Jessica laughed as she playfully splashed water onto the rabbit. Roger smirked, beginning to chase her, having a romantic game of hide and seek.
Roger: (singing) Whatever we may do
Jessica: (singing) You are here for me,
And I'll be there for you
Finally Roger caught her, and both smiled as the rabbit lifted her in the air. They continued singing, as they danced around the water.
Roger: (singing) I'll be there
Both: (singing) To wish, to want, to wander
To find the sun
Through rain and thunder
Fozzie smiled as he watched on, holding RJ, with Baby Herman, Pegasus and the animals from the Hundred Acre Kingdom watching from nearby. RJ smiled a bit, but secretly, then water began pouring from the fountain onto him, getting him wet and annoying him.
Roger: (singing) A cozy rendezvous
Jessica: (singing) Yes, please!
Roger: (singing) Candlelight for two
RJ: (singing/annoyed) Oh, geez! Enough is enough!
Roger and Jessica: (singing) We can't forget about love!
As the lovers reunited, they embraced and kissed each-other, while the group watched on.
Kermit: Yes, the rabbit and the princess are back together. (to RJ) Now, doesn't it make you feel good that you fixed their relationship?
RJ: (rolls eyes) Yeah, yeah, whatever! Just...don't expect it all the time from me. It's a one-time thing.
Piglet: Well, now that that's out of the way, we were wondering if we could talk to you about our problems.
RJ: What would those be?
Eeyore: The problems regarding the kingdom where we come from.
RJ: Okay, and why would you ask me about that?
Tigger: We wanted another animal's opinion about our kingdom. See, the reason why our kingdom is getting less popular is because no one else takes our kingdom seriously.
Rabbit: To be exact, everyone outside the kingdom thinks us and the other inhabitants there aren't worth while, and that we're only desirable to people with their heads stuck up in the clouds. The world doesn't think our kingdom is important or valuable in any way.
Pooh: I'm just hoping that Tex's treaty will remind the world that we're just as valuable as any other kingdom.
RJ wondered about this, before speaking.
RJ: Maybe they just need to see for themselves that it COULD be worthwhile.
Roo: Wow, that was actually a nice thing you said.
RJ: You guys really care about your kingdom, don't you?
Tigger: Well, of course we do! Why wouldn't we? It's our home, it's what we live for. Everyone who lives there is like family. One big, happy, family.
RJ: You know, I used to have a big family once, long before I ended up as Vincent's sidekick. I had a place of my own, and a big crazy yet lovable family surrounding me, doing a whole lot of fun stuff together. You'd think it would last forever, (frowns) but apparently some neat-freak humans who couldn't stand us had something else in mind when they called in that pest control unit!
The group then gave him sorry looks.
Kanga: Oh, you poor dear.
RJ: Just goes to show you that you can't trust just anyone, but you guys are different from them. You're loyal to anyone you help, right?
Piglet: Well, that's what we do, of course, so we can stay on their good side.
Eeyore: You know, little fella, maybe you're really not so bad after all.
Rabbit: From now on, you have our trust with us.
This made the raccoon smile.
Kanga: Well, at least all is fine now.
During this time, near a wall, the guards were patrolling the palace, before leaving. If they stayed a little bit longer, they would've seen a familiar woozle and heffalump climbing over the other side, avoiding the guards noticing. Stan landed down quietly, but frowned as he saw Heff still trying to get over.
Stan: (quietly) Hurry up, will you?
Heff: (quietly) I'm coming, Stan! Just give me a minute!
Unfortunately, the rope Heff was holding onto snapped, due to the heffalump's weight, and he fell on top of his boss, squashing him.
Stan: Will you get off me and be careful, you big oaf?!
Heff: Sorry, Stan. Next time, get a sturdier rope!
The woozle shoved his sidekick off, in annoyance. He looked around to see if the guards heard them, but they weren't, to his relief.
Stan: Alright, the coast is clear. Give me the black lamp.
Heff got up as he got out the lamp, handing it to Stan, who rubbed it, making smoke pour out.
Stan: We're here, Vincent.
The smoke increased in size before Vincent appeared in his original form.
Vincent: It's about time! It was getting stuffy in there!
The two looked worried for a bit, before Vincent went over to some bushes, hiding behind them, as he saw RJ with Roger's group.
Vincent: Well, I gotta give props to RJ. He's wasted no time in gaining the trust of my enemies, (smirking) which should fit well into my plan.
Heff: Well, how exactly, Vince?
Vincent: We'll have to wait until RJ's alone.
With the good guys, Jessica caressed RJ under his chin, making him blush in embarrasment. Jessica then turned back to Roger.
Roger: Look, Jess, I'm still sorry.
Jessica: I know you are, Honey Bunny.
She hugged the rabbit, making him smile, as his ears went together, forming a heart shape.
Fozzie: (sighs) Awww, isn't this sweet? Even a love involving two different species is one bond that can't be broken.
Roger: Yeah, but it should be mended with just two, if you get my drift.
Gonzo: Oh, say no more. We get it. Roger that, Roger. Ha! See what I did there? Over and out!
The three genies then depart, and so do the animals from the Hundred Acre Kingdom. Roger and Jessica smiled, feeling they were finally alone, and were about to kiss, but before they could, bright lights appeared, spoiling the film. Gonzo appeared as he was filming the couple.
Gonzo: Okay, ladies and germs! Today's special is about reunited interspecies couples! Looking good, Jess, but Rog, would you mind tilting your head up?
Rabbit: (groans) Oh boy.
But then, RJ appeared in front of the camera, annoyed.
RJ: Seriously, does he need to draw you dim-bulbs a picture?!
The raccoon pushed the three former genies away, before chasing the others off, to their annoyance.
RJ: The show's over! They want to be alone! Go on! Break it up!
Roo: Fine, whatever, we're leaving!
Gopher: Don't get your rings in a bunch!
Pegasus whinnied in annoyance as he flew off.
Jessica: (puzzled) I'm still unsure, did he really change?
RJ: (pushing Baby Herman) Move it, Rugrat! Come on!
Baby Herman tried to fight back with the raccoon, but he took a bite, making the scared baby run off.
RJ: Well, that took care of the camera crew and extras. (To the couple) You two go do your thing. If you need me for anything, I'll be lazing about in the lap of luxury. Good evening, you two.
He then headed off somewhere, leaving the two alone.
Roger: (to Jessica) Hey, at least he got us alone.
The couple then smiled as they kissed each other deeply, alone at last.
In a room somewhere in the palace, RJ smiled while sitting on a huge pillow (and I mean huge), relaxing happily, while being surrounded by fruits.
RJ: Now this is what it's like being a good guy. I am now the advisor to Roger, the new royal counselor. Then, once Roger's the new ruler of Toongrahbah, he'll appoint ME as the royal counselor. The best part is I'm not going to mess it up like that idiot Vincent!
He then grabbed a can of Spuddies, along with a can of soda, and started eating some of the chips, and sipping some of his drink.
RJ: I'll never have to stand in his shadow again!
Suddenly, without warning, the whole room gets dark, to his alarm.
RJ: (looking around) Hey! Who killed the lights? Could someone--
He is suddenly interrupted when a spotlight came on him.
RJ: Oh, now that's more like it!
He turned and nearly choked on the chips and soda he had in his mouth as Vincent appeared in the room, to his alarm.
RJ: Vincent! Uh, hey, pal, didn't see you there! Listen, no hard feelings about dropping the lamp, right?
The bear glared at RJ before shooting fire from his eyeballs, which aimed at two candles, lighting them up and brightening the room some more. Stan and Heff were behind him, with Stan holding the black lamp. Then, RJ, getting the feeling he was in trouble, nervously backed away.
RJ: Now, now, Vincent, hear me out, my brain wasn't where it should be when I dropped you down the well. I got careless and reckless! Then, you see, Roger and his stuffed animal friends, who've been pardoned, found me and gave me an offer, and who am I to refuse...?
RJ stood near a pillar and jumped back, yelping when Vincent's face appeared in it. Vincent resumed his normal form as he spoke to the raccoon.
Vincent: Relax, RJ. You should consider yourself lucky. I'm not here for revenge against you.
RJ: Oh, that's good to hear.
Vincent: You know I came for revenge against that rabbit and teddy bear, and I've hired some new help.
Heff: Duh, hey, Stan! I got an idea! How about you wish for the famed treasure chest of Toonatopia?
Stan: (eyes widen) Yeah, for once, you actually thought of something smart! I could wish for that exact treasure chest!
Vincent, thinking that Stan's already trying to betray him on the third wish, angrily trapped the woozle in a chest. The trapped woozle yelled, as he made the chest jump around.
Heff: Or not.
He then restored the woozle to normal, before coming to him, pretending to be concerned.
Vincent: Oh, I'm so sorry about that. I thought you were wishing for something. Are you alright?
Stan: (annoyed) As a matter of fact, I am not...
Vincent: (interrupts him) Wonderful, it's good to see all's well.
Stan then glared at his partner.
Stan: Remind me to hurt you for that later, bubble brain!
Heff: (shrugs) Glad to be of help?
Vincent: (to RJ) As you can see, RJ, I've found new friends in Stan and Heff, since they were considerate enough to free me from my black lamp. I couldn't help but notice that you seem to be making some new friends too, like Roger Rabbit and Pooh Bear, for example.
While saying the last part, Vincent dissolved in smoke, and RJ frowned in concern.
RJ: Whoa, I wouldn't go as far as to say we're friends. "Friends" are a strong label. Colleagues are more like it.
Vincent then reappeared, coming out of some big fires from the candles.
Vincent: Oh, well if that's the case, then you won't mind that I tell you that I'm arranging a big surprise in store for both Roger and Pooh. I'm counting on you to lead them to the party.
RJ: Look, I'm no longer into this evil business like I used to be. I think you should get the talking baby to do the work. He's always mischievous, and so is Pooh's tiger friend. Plus, he's really got Pooh's ear...
Vincent: (pointing at RJ) NO, RJ! It has to be you and only you! Otherwise, I'll see to it your little raccoon existence gets cut short.
R.J.: (crosses his arms) No, Vincent!
Vincent: No?!
R.J.: Yes, no! I already know you can't kill me, because you're a genie. Genies can't kill anyone.
Vincent: You'd be surprised what you can live through. Besides, maybe *I* can't kill you, but Stan and Heff CAN!
He pointed to the two thieves, who gave RJ evil looks, making him worried, before sighing, as he is now trapped.
(End of Chaper 6)
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Oh boy, RJ's trapped! He's finally gotten on the good side of Roger and company, but Vincent's making him go through with an evil plan against his will.
In the next chapter, after convincing Pooh and Roger to join him on a bonding talk with Tex, the rest of Roger's friends have their picnic disrupted by Vincent, who outwits the three Muppet genies with his magic and traps them and the others.
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Comments: 4
Despite your concerns, at least the chapter was good. Nicely done once more.
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Hey there. Thanks very much for getting the next chapter up AND for liking another one of my ideas enough to use it. Both are really appreciated. And I quite agree: March IS far too early for Easter. I ALSO quite agree that Furrball deserves WAY better treatment than he gets. But I digress.
Anyway, excellent job on the exchanges, emotional content, humor and future chapter set-up in all the right places. I'll definitely be looking forward to more of this as soon as time and inspiration will allow.
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