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topec — No Pants
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Published: 2013-02-15 05:43:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 363; Favourites: 23; Downloads: 0
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A grunting sound echoed through the camp. Matt sat upright in his tent and wiped the sleep from his eyes. The grunting berated his eardrums again. What in the blazes is that? Matt thought. He got up and unzipped the front of his tent in order to investigate, not even bothering to put pants on.The cold made goosebumps immediately appear on his skin. He didn't bother with a flashlight as the full moon illuminated a good deal around him. He began to poke around, searching for the thing that was making all the racket. As he stumbled through a thorny bush he suddenly wished he’d put on pants.
The grunting became louder as he forced his way through the accursed bush. A large tree he did not remember seeing the day before blocked his path. Rounding the tree he froze as the large, furry thing lunged at him.
And hugged him. What the hell? Shouldn't he be dead? The thing was easily eight feet tall. The fur stank of dead meat. The eyes were yellow. And it was hugging Matt as gently as a new born child. And then it kissed him, and Matt really, really wished he was wearing pants.
Because he hadn’t had sex in a looong time and even though this was strange, he was sort of getting a hard on. The fuzzy thing starts to lick his face, but the tongue was so rough it started to rip his face off, and as he screamed in agony he thought, this thing killed with love.
Early that morning Matt’s friends found him with no pants on and missing a head.
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Comments: 5
Got a good chuckle out of this one, alright. Gotta love the mood whiplash near the end. "This thing killed with love", hahaha. At least he had the luxury of dying with a boner.
and no pants.
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I'm glad you enjoyed it. We wrote this in round robbin style, everyone taking a paragraph. When I read it out loud none of us kept our composure. I especially remember "Lunged at him... And hugged him" being especially bad xD
Yeah but it was never taken care of. It's sad he died with a boner and the thing didn't even have the courtesy to take care of it... That is unless as one of the people there said "Which head was missing though?"
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Holy crap. If the fricking tongue teared his face off, the notion of what'd have happened should the creature had the attention to let him "let it all out"...Damn.
That's a pretty cool technique, simple, but it can lead you to hilarious stuff pretty easily xD Any more in your gallery conceived that way?
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Unfortunately, no. This was the first time the writers group got together and I only got the story I started to take home. The rest is stuff I wrote myself. Though I like to think it's good anyway. "Perpetual Loneliness" Being a fairly short, self contained story would probably be what I'd suggest to anyone who wanted to see something written by me.
That's pretty scary. Sex with a Yeti is apparently not for the faint of heart... Or the soft of skin.
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