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Ten minuets? He can't open his door for ten minuets? Oh, He's here alright. He's just not coming to the door. Dangit egbert!

You sigh and go into his yard to sit on that green thing. John had invited you over to show you something, he said bring the gushers… he's always asking you for gushers! You pulled out your gushers and sat on the green wobbly thing. All of the sudden your pants were covered in paint. Blue and green paint. a paint packet on the wobbly thingy had broken and you fell to the ground. John came laughing around the corner. John did this.

He picked up the Gushers. "Haha, brought the Gushers, I see?" He laughed, tearing open a packet and popping them in his mouth. Then his face got hot and spat them out. "What the hell?!"

You smiled. "Prank for a prank. Enjoying those special-edition hot gushers?"

"Oh it's on." He said and went off to his house once again. The prank for a prank war had begun. But neither of us seemed to fall for each others; Every doorway i walked through i kicked it open and waited before walking, John checked all his food, and catching pies was a mastered skill between both of us. Then it was time to prank Karkat to see who's' name he yelled out first. This was going to be fun.

Karkat was walking down the hallway to his room. When he opened it he stepped into a bucket, falling into a mess of slime and disgustingly smelling pies, surrounded by buckets. We could hear him in shock for a few seconds, then he raged.

"[NAME] I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!!!" He said before stumbling out of his room throwing off buckets and unsuccessfully wiping away slime.

You look to john with an evil smile. "Looks like i win." you laugh running away outside to watch karkat stomping around angry. Then John grabbed your hand and pulled you into a kiss. When you broke he smirked at you. "N-Nice prank…"

"That one wasn't a prank. It was something I've been holding back for awhile." He smiled nervously.

Then you smiled at him and pecked him on the cheek. "Let's go watch Karkat rage." You say, grabbing his hand and pulling hi laughing outside. Karkat was just the cherry on top of the perfect day.