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Payless Hill
(Where the shoes will haunt you forever. Mwaha)

By: Nny and Kaz

It had all started with a dream. A dream of shoes in the depths of ones mind; only found at Payless. Nny tossed and turned, murmuring something about a boot. Now onto the dream…
“OH MAH FUCKING GAWD! IT’S A GREEN BOOT! Giiiiiffft cards… eheh…” Nny’s left eye blinked, as her right eye was merely wide, dilated, and bulging. “It’s so fucking cool….” she grinned, pulling the boot off the counter, nuzzling it. But there was only one boot. ( THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! O__o….) The boot, in all it’s glory, was green with three stars on the back. Nny shifted her eyes back and forth, hoping no one was looking. “Where’s the other boot?! WHERE IS IT YOU HEATHENS?! ARGH!” She flailed, screaming atop of her lungs. The woman at the counter eyed her. She was an old crusty woman with one tooth.
“There’s a curse on dat der boot! Anyone who possesses it’s power is D00MED0RZOMFGONEONEONE!!!” Nny’s left eye blinked again as she craned her head towards the woman. “Doooomed… forevah….” Nny bit her lip, trying not to laugh at the woman’s horrible speaking and crusty tooth.

“Forevah?” she mocked, snickering quietly under her breath.

“FOREVAH!” Nny imagined a big flame bursting out like in Finding Nemo… back with the Mt. Hockamonnaloogy. At this point, she said nothing. Just looked around again. But still sad that there was only one boot.

“So where’s the other boot located?”

“Paaaaylessss Hill…” Nny gasped dramatically and threw the gift cards at the woman.

“FUCK YOU AND YOUR TEENY BOPPER SHOES HAG! J00 KNOW NUFFING!” Kaz slinked through the door at that point, arching an eyebrow.

“WE MUST FIND DAS BOOT!” And then, everything turned into a forest type… thinger. ( -cues gasp- ) Kaz and Nny walked around bobbing their heads to Aqua. And then… DA GIANT BOOTS OF GONDOR FLOODED THE ENTIRE COUNTREH OF HELM’S DEEP! They blinked.

“o_o; Dude, wtf… OMFG RUN! WE’RE GONNA BE MAULED BAH SHOES!” And Nny awoken, boot in hand and tiny babeh shoes next to her.

“<_<; This is fucking weird…” Nny coughed, sliding out of bed. “HEY MOM! WHAT’S FOR BREAKFAST?!”

And it had begun… t3h d00m of Payless Hill… DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN!

( !>_> I don’t own Payless, or Silent Hill… or Finding Nemo... so lak… stfu you pansies… xD! Love to you all. O_o comment if you must. )

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Payless Hill
(Where the shoes will haunt you forever. Mwaha)

By: Nny and Kaz

It had all started with a dream. A dream of shoes in the depths of ones mind; only found at Payless. Nny tossed and turned, murmuring something about a boot. Now onto the dream…
“OH MAH FUCKING GAWD! IT’S A GREEN BOOT! Giiiiiffft cards… eheh…” Nny’s left eye blinked, as her right eye was merely wide, dilated, and bulging. “It’s so fucking cool….” she grinned, pulling the boot off the counter, nuzzling it. But there was only one boot. ( THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE! O__o….) The boot, in all it’s glory, was green with three stars on the back. Nny shifted her eyes back and forth, hoping no one was looking. “Where’s the other boot?! WHERE IS IT YOU HEATHENS?! ARGH!” She flailed, screaming atop of her lungs. The woman at the counter eyed her. She was an old crusty woman with one tooth.
“There’s a curse on dat der boot! Anyone who possesses it’s power is D00MED0RZOMFGONEONEONE!!!” Nny’s left eye blinked again as she craned her head towards the woman. “Doooomed… forevah….” Nny bit her lip, trying not to laugh at the woman’s horrible speaking and crusty tooth.

“Forevah?” she mocked, snickering quietly under her breath.

“FOREVAH!” Nny imagined a big flame bursting out like in Finding Nemo… back with the Mt. Hockamonnaloogy. At this point, she said nothing. Just looked around again. But still sad that there was only one boot.

“So where’s the other boot located?”

“Paaaaylessss Hill…” Nny gasped dramatically and threw the gift cards at the woman.

“FUCK YOU AND YOUR TEENY BOPPER SHOES HAG! J00 KNOW NUFFING!” Kaz slinked through the door at that point, arching an eyebrow.

“WE MUST FIND DAS BOOT!” And then, everything turned into a forest type… thinger. ( -cues gasp- ) Kaz and Nny walked around bobbing their heads to Aqua. And then… DA GIANT BOOTS OF GONDOR FLOODED THE ENTIRE COUNTREH OF HELM’S DEEP! They blinked.

“o_o; Dude, wtf… OMFG RUN! WE’RE GONNA BE MAULED BAH SHOES!” And Nny awoken, boot in hand and tiny babeh shoes next to her.

“<_<; This is fucking weird…” Nny coughed, sliding out of bed. “HEY MOM! WHAT’S FOR BREAKFAST?!”

And it had begun… t3h d00m of Payless Hill… DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUN!

( !>_> I don’t own Payless, or Silent Hill… or Finding Nemo... so lak… stfu you pansies… xD! Love to you all. O_o comment if you must. )